Joey Carnage (Ugly) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

For those who don't know:
My name is Joe O'Brian
I was born on January 16 1988
Buy me a present
I'm a Christian, but I won't shove my beliefs down your throat, so I'm cool
I like my music fast and heavy
I can deal with the soft stuff if I'm in the right mood
I'm bi-polar
I have anger issues as well
I'm really easy to get along with tho
I'm usually calm but I get violent real fast
I get especially violent when jealous people can't accept the fact that a girl would rather have me over them
Your incessant persistence annoys me
So if you see me with a girl and you value your life, it's in your best interest to forget who she is and remember who I am
I don't trust others very easily
95% of the people I trusted stabbed me in the back
I'm pierced and tattooed with more to be coming
If you don't like that, you're a cunt
I hate being bored, so I'm always doing something
If I'm not occupied for long enough, I become miserable
I play guitar, bass, and keyboard
I dabble with singing, but I mostly scream
I still sleep with a teddy bear and you can talk all the shit you want cause you probably have herpes or a small dick
I talk the best shit ever
You can build yourself up all you want, but I'll find a way to tear you down piece by piece
I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings if need be
I don't drink or do drugs
I grew up way before everyone else around me
I also don't believe that fucking every girl that offers is the cool thing to do anymore, so don't bother
I'm in the process of:
Finding a new house
Buying a car
Finding an English Bulldog puppy
Recording for my solo and group music projects
Cleaning up the world
Need to know anything else, contact me on here or on AIM
AIM=JOEBURNShRED

Your world is about to come crashing down.

My Interests

Music, guitar, vocalizing, food, cartoons, movies, legos, the English language, grammar, love, hate, life, death, religion, ghosts, UFO's, mythology, animals, camping, video games, magic, cookies, ice cream, mountain dew, skateboarding, long drives, taking walks by the lake, late night swims, martial arts, weight lifting, learning, progressing, improving, exploring, writing,

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't alcoholics
People who aren't drug addicts
People who acknowledge life outside of parties
People who want to do good in the world, not life
People who aren't selfish
People who aren't whoreish
People who aren't afraid to bring me around their friends.
People who know what it means to be a true friend
People who understand the rule that your friend's girlfriends/ex-girlfriends are off limits
People who won't stab me in the back the second I turn around
People who won't message me and be like OMGZ YOUR SOOO HAWT!!! LOLZ WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT SOME TIME!!
How about, no?
Girls that understand that I want to be friends and nothing more
Talented and dedicated musicians who want to start a band as bad as I do
People that can hold a meaningful conversation
People who aren't 15 year old girls
REAL PEOPLE

Music:

Coheed and Cambria
AFI
The Fall of Troy
Throwdown
Brand New
Dope
Chiodos
Alkaline Trio
Thrice
Blink 182
The Used
Pantera
Circa Survive
Lamb of God
The Human Abstract
Bleeding Through
As I lay Dying
Evergreen Terrace
Fear Before The March of Flames
Versus The Mirror
The Banner
Most Precious Blood
He Is Legend
The Number 12 Looks Like You
Every Time I Die
Escape The Fate
Underoath
From First To Last
Avenged Sevenfold
First Blood
The Jonbenet
Misery Signals
The Devil Wears Prada
Heavy Heavy Low Low
Converge
Eighteen Visions
36 Crazyfists
Poison The Well
Sworn Enemy
Slipknot
Suicide Silence
It Dies Today
Atreyu
Between The Buried and Me
Boys Night Out
My Chemical Romance
August Burns Red
Horse the Band

Movies:

The Crow
Superbad
Fight Club
Almost Famous
Dawn of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
The Resident Evil movies
The Halloween movies
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies
The Friday the 13th movies
The Nightmare on Elm Street movies
Happy Gilmore
Big Daddy
Idiocracy
Grandma's Boy
Billy Maddison
Little Nicky
Mr. Deeds
Haggard
A History of Violence
Analyze This
Analyze That
Thirteen Ghosts
Scarface
The Goonies
Boys In The Hood
Natural Born Killers
The Butterfly Effect

Television:

Nip Tuck
Chapelle's Show
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Tom Goes to the Mayor
Family Guy
Angel
Robot Chicken
Scrubs
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job
The Sopranos
Boondocks

Books:

I don't read.

Heroes:

Davey Havok
Claudio Sanchez
Sonny Moore
Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller
Dexter Holland
The Ninja Turtles
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Trent Reznor
Peter Griffin
Kat Williams

My Blog

I’m moving!! Goodbye Lehighton.

Basically, here's the deal. A few months ago my dad got a divorce. Had to sell his house and rent one. He hates the house and hates having to rent. Two years ago I moved from Palmerton to Lehighton. I...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:52:00 PST

This is my resignation.

Anyone who knows me knows that I hate being alone more than anything. And because of this I'm on a constant quest for a relationship. But on my journey I find nothing but failure, loss, and let downs....
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:32:00 PST

Just to clear the air.

Lately I've been hearing talks that I'm a drug addict. HA! Once again, it's that same old case of "You don't know me, but you'll still try to judge me". Because if you did know me, then you'd know tha...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

American Woman (And I use that term loosely)

We all have to grow up some day. And I guess I grew up at a young age because now everyone around me thinks of me as boring. Sorry I’m just thinking about my future. That’s something that ...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:17:00 PST

My Friend Cloud

There’s a dark cloudThat just hangs aroundAnd dangles two feet aboveIt’s so dark hereNothing’s ever clearBut that’s part of being in loveI went from loving lifeTo wishing it wo...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:33:00 PST

Let that be a lesson to ya!!

There, their, they're. What's that over there?That's their football.Do you know if they're coming to the recital? Could have, would have, should have. (could of, would of, should of) I could have hit ...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:52:00 PST

Second most hated place, after the DMV.

So, months ago, I signed up to take the pretest for my GED cause Lehighton High School thinks that all their students have perfect lives and they like to kick out the students that have problems. I sc...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:02:00 PST

I swear to God I’m cursed.

I must have been born under the wrong star or something. I swear I'm cursed when it comes to women. I've befriended a lot of girls, and they always end up completely ignoring me in the end. Like, we'l...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

Just a little bit of an update.

Some people already know about this, but this is for the people that have no clue, or maybe want to know more. Basically, I've been writing lyrics and poems for years, and a lot of people have told me...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:14:00 PST

Two for the price of One.

I have two issues, and instead of posting two seperate blogs, I figured I'd just tackle both issues on one page. First issue. Everyone knows I hate Lehighton and pretty much everyone in it. I don't c...
Posted by Joey Carnage (Ugly) on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:55:00 PST