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Johnny Marshmallow

I will break God's windows

About Me


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My Interests

music

I'd like to meet:

Nightwish

Music:

I'd say that I like all kinds of music, but that would be a lie because everyday at work my coworkers say "Hey, do you like this song?" and I always say "Oh god, no!"

Movies:

I like movies.

Television:

Simpsons

Books:

Kurt Voneget

Heroes:

Dave Grohl

My Blog

I am jack’s depression

FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT ASKING FOR SYMPATHY, BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A FUNNY BLOG, JUST CLOSE THIS THING NOW.It's a common fact that I'm lazy.  I simply wasn't designed to survive in the world a...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:50:00 PST

Are you lazy or mentally ill?

Is a lazy person who is forced into an active and productive lifestyle able to cure themselves of laziness?  Or maybe they remain a lazy person, who is uncomfortable in their lifestyle? To add...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST

I think I just killed my social life

I started my new job yesterday at D&S foods, as a Route Driver.  I'm going to be in training for awhile, but eventually I will be driving a truck from business to business stocking vending ma...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:13:00 PST

THE NEW COMMAND CENTER!

THE NEW COMMAND CENTER! We have three bedrooms in our house.  The largest of the three is our bedroom.  The second largest is currently the spare room.  It's the room that people s...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:24:00 PST

Chris Cornell

I saw Chris Cornell at The Rave's Eagle's Ballroom last night.  Chris is a golden god.  He is awesome in every way.  He is the reason I became a musician, and seeing him yesterday compl...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST

Nightwish review

Dez found 4 new Nightwish songs from their unreleased album "Dark Passion Play" and I listened to them.  I was very impressed.  I like the new vocalist a lot.  Here are my two cents on ...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:44:00 PST

7 minutes is really 1 hour and 7 minutes

Dez suggested I go to bed, since I have to wake up early.  I said "naw, i'm gonna stay up."  She replied "You said you wanted to go to bed early, so i'm helping you  do that now." ...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

Juiceboxxx is on MTV

If you ask yourself "How he got on MTV?" you might have to ask yourself "Why wasn't he on sooner?"While MTV represents a level of mainstream success, they still represent pure garbage.I don't mean to ...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

fuck age

If you are 50 but you feel 20, good for you. If you are 15, but you feel 40, that's cool as long as you're happy. But this only makes sense if we are talking about health here. I'll explain: Every y...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

Nature VS Morals

The Atheist's sacred text is Charles Darwin's The Origin of Species.  Darwin tends to refer to the life of a human as equal to that of an animal or plant, only on different levels of complexity.&...
Posted by Johnny Marshmallow on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST