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Bryan Bloodsoaker

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ORDER PHANTASM 1 & 3 ON DVD! NEW ANCHOR BAY RELEASE APRIL 10, 2007

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VISIT NIGHTMAREZ CAFE MYSPACE!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MAKERS OF HELL...the story of Bryan Bloodsoaker , ( Nerd of the Undead )!
Born into this world as Bryan S. Braun and raised exclusively by human-like parents, it didn’t take long for him to realize that he was more comfortable making friends with the living dead. It wouldn’t be long before he actually was one of them.
When Bryan died in that fatal Red Ryder BB gun accident, a force of “wanna be” evil resurrected what was left of his rottin’ cadaver and twisted out what he is known as today, Bryan Bloodsoaker- Nerd of the Undead! That’s right; he’s a “soaker” not a “sucker!” Suckers are strictly for vampires.
This triggered not only the BB gun, but also a series of graphical accomplishments within the entertainment industry. In November 1998, Bryan teamed up with Gigi Fast Elk (SFX Phantasm IV) and Reggie Bannister (Phantasm I-IV), helping them with artwork for the Summer of Horrors convention of 1999. This opportunity really opened the coffin door as Bryan would eventually be promoted as assistant webmaster and still to this day, helps maintain such websites as Nightmarez Café and Reggie Bannister.com. Other notable designs would include Gigi and Reggie’s company logo for Production Magic Inc., and Vampi’s V8 Website Award.
Bryan also plays drums for the Milwaukee-based rock/metal band Orphonic Orchestra, and writes reviews for his column “Storybook Mutilations,” which is featured on Pretty-Scary: www.pretty-scary.net . Bryan is also Heidi Martinuzzi's editing assistant at PRETTY/SCARY!
ORPHONIC ORCHESTRA: Starring Bryan Bloodsoaker
FOR MORE SHOW INFO GO TO THE ORPHONIC ORCHESTRA MYSPACE PAGE!

My Interests

Horror flicks, music, my band "Orphonic" (performin' live in front of a dead audience), romantic grave robbin'. Oh yeah, GO MILWAUKEE BREWERS!

IT'S MY HOUSE TRAILER: A JIM MURACO DOCUMENTARY
ORPHONIC ORCHESTRA's "Over Come" is featured on the full length production!
FLUSH THY NEIGHBOR! by Bryan Bloodsoaker

.."style74" PHANTASM 5 ON IMDb
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BUY REGGIE BANNISTER'S CD!


PHANTASM ISSUE OF RUE MORGUE AVAILABLE MARCH 1ST



I'd like to meet:

Anyone in a coffin!!!

Music:

Anythin' rangin' from the classic sounds of the 60's, 70's and 80's... all the way up through the mountain reign of John Denver... and then back down into the valley of extreme metal.

Movies:

Many dif'rent types (besides horror of course)! Comedies, dramas, thrillers, an occasional love story. Can you dig it?

Television:

All classic tv re-runs from the late 60's through late 80's. Here's a story of a lovely lady...

My Blog

STORYBOOK MUTILATIONS: NOW FEATURED ON PRETTY-SCARY.NET!

07/07/07 UPDATE:Pretty-Scary, http://www.pretty-scary.net, is now featuring Storybook Mutilations... a review column by Bryan Bloodsoaker.So, take a break from your weekend grave robbing and check it ...
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

LIVE WEBCAST JUNE 8TH

CLICK HERE FOR WEBCAST INFO!
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

BID NOW-- Horror Celebrity Autographed Wooden Harley Davidson, 10-day auction on eBay

Horror Celebrity Autographed Wooden Harley Davidson Horror film icon, Reggie Bannister, and his wife collected celebrity autographs from their friends in the genre for a year on this beautifully ...
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

COVENIGMA: JUNE 16TH 2007

On Saturday, June 16, 2007, from 5:00 PM to midnight, an inaugural event of strange and wonderful dimensions will materialize at Milwaukee's very own Times Cinema~ 5906 West Vliet Street.COVEN : cov"...
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

Check out this event: Strange Land, Three Machine & Orphonic

Hosted By: Orphonic Orchestra When: Saturday Apr 28, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: Vnuk's Lounge5036 S Packard AvenueCudahy, WI 53110United StatesDescription:Orphonic Orchestra Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

THE REGGIE BANNISTER BAND!

http://www.myspace.com/reggiebannisterband We've been working on Reggie's new album, Naked Truth, to be released later this year. We're never really happy unless we're filming on something. Sooooo.....
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

ATTEMPTED MURDER ON PUBLIC TRANSIT- (REVISED)

by Bryan Bloodsoaker: The following story is true.  Only the farts and turds have been changed to protect their scent.   As I boarded Route 30 heading southbound after I got out of...
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:59:00 PST

I KILL JUST LIKE RICHARD RAMIREZ!!!

If I was a serial killer I would be Richard Ramirez. The Night Stalker "a madman whose lust for killing and depravity equaled, if not surpassed, that of Jack the Ripper" Over the course of a few mo...
Posted by Bryan Bloodsoaker on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:49:00 PST