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.Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.)

...Minimum Effort . Maximum Impact...

About Me

.. I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I'm a bitch. I'm not very friendly and I don't like people. If I don't know you, I will probably end up hating you. And if I do know you...I probably already do. I do not love. And I do not trust. I have no tolerance for incompetence, elitist pricks, liars, pseudo-anythings, or anyone who will try to change me. If you posess any of those qualities....do not waste my time. I will break your jaw. I'm callous, abrasive, shameless and bold. If you ask me what I think of you, I will probably make you cry. Not because I'm rude, but because I'm honest. Take it or leave it. If you thought more than "wow, I bet she's a good conversationalist" when you looked at my photos...leave me alone. I'm a drunk. I'm a strict asshole vegan/animal rights activist and your week long "fling" with veganism/vegetarianism does not impress me. I will tire you if asked to explain my reasoning for anything I feel strongly about. I love music. Lot's of music. I know more about your favorite band than you do, and I've been listening to them longer. End of story. My dog Angus is the love of my life, you cannot compare. Any animal life is worth more than your shitty, boring, self-pleasing existance or anyone elses for that matter. Humanists make me puke. Kill yourself. The relationships I share with my friends, mean more than any emotional transfer you could dare comprehend. Test us. You'll see. All I do really is drink booze, travel, go to shows, fight, ruin your life and be better at just about anything you could ever fathom doing/being a part of. Juvenile and cliche right? You will never rock as hard as I do. I don't need you. Die.Oh....and.... MEAT IS MURDER: Heifer whines could be human cries Closer comes the screaming knife This beautiful creature must die This beautiful creature must die A death for no reason And death for no reason is MURDER And the flesh you so fancifully fry Is not succulent, tasty or kind It's death for no reason And death for no reason is MURDER And the calf that you carve with a smile Is MURDER And the turkey you festively slice Is MURDER Do you know how animals die? Kitchen aromas aren't very homely It's not "comforting", cheery or kind It's sizzling blood and the unholy stench Of MURDER It's not "natural", "normal" or kind The flesh you so fancifully fry The meat in your mouth As you savour the flavour Of MURDER NO, NO, NO, IT'S MURDER NO, NO, NO, IT'S MURDER Oh ... and who hears when animals cry?

My Interests

I like:
In No Particular Order: MY DOG. MUSIC. DRINKING. VEGANISM. ANIMALS. PEOPLE THAT RESPECT (I don't feel the need to clarify that statement) ANIMAL LIB/HUMAN LIB. LETTING MY BELIEF THAT EVERY LIFE IS EQUAL DICTATE HOW I LIVE MY LIFE. D.I.Y. BEER. Cheap WHISKEY. Expensive WHISKEY. Cheap RED WINE. Expensive RED WINE. SCOTCH. GIN. HOME BREW. FREE BOOZE. ALCOHOL in General. TRAVELLING: walking, hitching, hopping, biking, however. URBAN CAMPING. Taking Random Mindless Trips To Anywhere, Just Because. SPARE CHANGING. Downtown. BOXING. Drunken Boxing. Boxing Guys. HONESTY. Intelligence. INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION. Outspoken-Honest-Blunt-Somewhat Biased People. (Much Like Myself) Reading. WRITING. Poetry. Psychology. Philosophy. THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDREN AND ANIMALS. People Watching. WHEN PEOPLE FALL. BICYCLES. Guns. Shooting Guns. Being TALL. Body Modification. SCARS. Imperfections. PICNICS. LAYING ON WARM PAVEMENT. COLD SHEETS/WARM BLANKETS. WET GRASS. WALKING. MUD. The Ocean. BARE FEET. WATER. SWIMMING (Not In Pools). BEING OUTSIDE. Horseback Riding. HIKING. SINGING. LAUGHING. Rescuing BUGS. GARDENING. CUDDLING. KISSING. TOUCHING. TASTEFUL SEX OF ALL KINDS AND SORTS. Cooking. Sushi (Well, Cucumber Rolls). Miso Soup. BOLTHOUSE FARMS Perfectly Protein Vanilla CHAI. FREE FOOD. VEGAN FOOD. (Obviously). Kettle Chips. Fresh Fruits/Vegetables. BURRITOS. SLURPEES. Baby Corn. TAPATIO. Green Tea. CRANBERRY JUICE. Sparkling Water. Straight Black Coffee. Baths. GOOD MUSIC. Good People. Good Shows. FREE MUSIC. GREEN ANARCHY. TOM'S OF MAINE. MILITARY SURPLUS. Foreign Films. FREE STUFF. UNSIGNED BANDS. THE FIRST RAIN AFTER SUMMER. THE SMELL OF FALL. The Way My Ear Lobes Smell Like ZOMBIES. MY FAMILY. MY FRIENDS. Big Hair. Black Eyeliner. Red Nailpolish and Lipstick. Teased Hair. SEWING. Animal Prints. MAKING CLOTHES. Tight Pants. Pegged Jeans. MINI SKIRTS. High Heels. My Perfectly Broken In Hoodie. Cardigans. Motorcycles. ROCKING OUT IN MY UNDERWEAR TO 80'S HAIR BANDS. Being Loud. Being Tactless. Not Caring What You Think. BEING ME. Diana Ross. Motown Artists In General. Self Exploration. Self Teaching. TAKING PHOTOS. Being Obnoxious. My BAD HABITS. The Smell Of CUCUMBERS. The Taste Of Them Too. The Color RED. The Color GREEN. But NEVER Together. My Heritage. New Drawing Pencils. LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. Being a Jackass. Being The Person You Wish You Could But Will Never Be.I Despise: .HEROIN. .Most Likely You, And Everything You're Associated With. Arrid Summers. Techno. Whiney Goth Kids. Little Dogs That Bark Alot. People That Smell Like The Nordstroms Perfume Counter. Mid-Calf Skirts/Dresses. The Way I Clam Up When I'm Nervous/Uncomfortable. My Feet. My Nose.Super Syrupy Liquers. Bitch Brews. White Wine. Mustard. Really Salty Stuff. Decietful People. Liars. Rich People. Pompous People. Meth Heads. Wegros. Nu-Metal Faggots. Fake People. Identity Rapers. Being Confused. When My Friends/Anyone That's Not A Complete Stranger That I Don't Hate Buy Me Stuff. Being Uncomfortable. Math. Fast Food. Soft Drinks. Roseburg. Short People. Except For Sara. Back Stabbers. Factory Farming. People That Piss Me Off. Which Is Nearly Everyone That I Have/Will Come In Contact With. I Have A Huge Deep Seated Hatred For Humanity In General. The End.

I'd like to meet:

.This Man And Guys Who Closely Resemble Him.

Music:

discharge. conflict. asfixia. caninus. nausea. cripple bastards. toxic narcotic. 9 shocks terror. opozicion. nasum. spazz. phobia. coche bomba. cattle decapitation. brother inferior. anti cimex. anti-sect. code 13. detestation. gored face. septic death. the anti difrancos. misery. jobbykrust. masskontroll. worhorse. homomilitia. garmonbozia. leng tch'e. forca macabra. intestinal infection. assuck. extinction of mankind. spitting teeth. embittered. noisear. doom. disaffect. dystopia. behind enemy lines. battle of disarm. capitalist casualties. kakistocracy. amebix. atrocious madness. desecrator. mau maus. corrosion of conformity. dr.know. broken bones. aus-rotten. dropdead.lack of interest. born/dead. attak. organ grinder. icons of filth. pig destroyer. gism. D.O.A. ensam. charles bronson. jerry's kids. health hazard. hellkrusher. storm crow. resist and exist. avskum. splatterhouse. econochrist. SMD. negative approach. fall of efrafa. hipster holocaust. bung. carcass. ss decontrol. ill repute. his hero is gone. hellshock. catheter. disclose. severed head of state. kylesa. iskra. inepsy. hiatus. flesh parade. contravene. grimple. hirax. skarp. government issue. holocaust in your head. chaotic alliance. resistant culture. verbal abuse. last resort. impaled. hideous fecal splatter sessions. GG Allin. a global threat. wall. rudimentary peni. anti-pasti. abrasive wheels. dirt. erase errata. final conflict. adverts. flux of pink indians. gangsters. business. chron gen. boys. the damned. dead boys. defects. narcoleptic youth. litmus green. caustic christ. nips. rudi. the exploited. infa-riot. fleas and lice. sloppy seconds. defiance. sham 69. stiff little fingers. uproar. accused. bratmobile. sleater kinney. dayglo abortions. the 4-skins. the partisans. peter and the test tube babies. menace. red alert. crowbar. pistol grip. the vibrators. grimple. vendetta. the whiskey rebels. T.S.O.L. rattus. external menace. violent society. angelic upstarts. angry samoans. against me!. slaughter and the dogs. the stooges. the buzzcocks. richard hell and the voidoids. suicidal supermarket trolleys. blood for blood. chelsea. the kinks. reagan youth. quincy punx. street brats. sick of it all. forgotten. cheap sex. dead boys. anti nowhere league. U.S. bombs. mob 47. omega tribe. combat 84. cocksparrer. oxymoron. fear. subhumans. GBH. lower class brats. the anti-seen. the varukers. oi polloi. the virus. blitz. the adicts. skeptix. riot 99. uk subs. the devotchkas. black flag. wasted youth. operation ivy. the clash. bikini kill. dead kennedys. zounds. OLD misfits. the ramones. iggy pop. adam and the ants. the velvet underground. television. the troggs. the screws. the sick fucks. talking heads. the stillettos. the police. new york dolls. modern lovers. MC5. the kinks. joy division. the heartbreakers. the intruders. the fugs. D.R.I. the damned. froggy and the shrimps. the dictators. the finns. adam and the ants. david bowie. angel and the snakes. sheer terror. archie bell and the drells. the expelled. anti-product. the varukers. the casualties. one way system. special duties. crass. blanks 77. circle jerks. black rebel motorcycle club. the cramps. tiger army. nekromantix. mad sin. stray cats. hanson brothers. rev horton heat. the germs. manic hispanic. bad brains. fugazi. and you will know us by the trail of dead. the refused. cockney rejects. OLD rancid. choking victim/leftover crack. blatz. the riffs. poison idea. cress. iknowkungfu. generation x. billy idol. siouxie and the banshees. beerzone. condemned 84. tool. bright eyes. desaparecidos. the cure. jimmy cliff. desmond dekker. sublime. joan jett. elvis. the proclaimers. the smiths(morrissey owns) psychadelic furrs. magnetic fields. elvis costello. buddy holly. easy e. nwa. snoop dogg. jay-z. outkast. lil jon. the doors. carlos santana. led zeppelin. the rolling stones. yes. cream. bob dylan. van halen. the band. neil young. creedence clearwater revival. jimi hendrix. chicago. the beatles. the moody blues. the doobie brothers. steve miller band. elton john. john denver. bruce springsteen. bob seger and the silver bullet band. foreigner. boston. journey. eric clapton. the who. pink floyd. fats domino. billie holiday. ella fitzgerald. the big bopper. tom waits. leonard cohen. nick cave. elliott smith. the frames. blackalicious. pat benetar. blondie. janis joplin. patti smith. frank sinatra. dean martin. aretha franklin. diana ross (with/without the supremes). stevie wonder. the temptations. the four tops. marvin gaye. johnny cash. merle haggard. willie nelson. loretta lynn. emy lou harris. patsy cline. hank williams (jr. sr. III). motorhead. motley crue. poison. whitesnake. ratt. dokken. quiet riot. kiss. judas priest. iron maiden. scorpions. cheap trick. supertramp. twisted sister. OLD guns n roses. AC/DC. def leppard. faster pussycat. X. blood brothers. coheed and cambria. the nipple erectors. the pogues. flogging molly. death cab for cutie. the postal service. atreyu. avenged sevenfold. x ray spex. poison the well. fiona apple(one hot broad *drool*) cursive. tori amos. ani difranco. bjork. commander venus. dance hall crashers....I could go on for days....

Movies:

MAD MAX, Rocky 1, 2, 3 & 4 (I could watch them back to back forever) ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND,The usual suspects, CRY BABY, 200 cigarettes, mallrats, clerks, lock stock and two smoking barrels, pretty in pink, tombstone, RESERVOIR DOGS, white oleander, casablanca, 7 year itch, gone with the wind, tank girl, TRUE ROMANCE, young guns, spun, DEAD ALIVE, the mask (the one with cher and the mongoloid, not those fucking jim carey and dicaprio pieces of shit) butch cassidy and the sundance kid, where the heart is, riding in cars with boys, crazy in alabama, DANCES WITH WOLVES, second hand lions, I 3 HUCKABEES, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, pulp fiction, sweet november, GHOST WORLD, scarface, the godfather, trainspotting, the true story of troy, kill bill 1&2, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, the blues brothers, american beauty, SMOKEY & THE BANDIT, forrest gump, mrs.doubtfire, the birdcage, SUBURBIA, donnie darko, anything with Tallulah Bankhead and...uh....porno...

Books:

Ernest Hemingway, jack kerouac, charles bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Henry Rollins. blah blah I typically read documentaries and informational material. Alot of philosophy, and psychology. College books are fun.....and porno....that counts right?

Heroes:

I am my own hero.

My Blog

...Newsflash...

This is my life. I wish I was dead. Actually...not so much. I'm the best shit out. -Jes.
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

...Excerpts From The Essays Of Henry David Thoreau...

SERVING THE STATE Law never made men a whit more just; and by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of unjustice. A common and natural result of an undue resp...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:45:00 PST

...Clean...Still....

I've been clean for two and a half months and I haven't smoked in a little over a month. I'm fucking cooler than you. I'm a way bigger cunt now than I've ever been, because I've e...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

...I Hate Scene Faggots...

I hate scene faggots. And little girls. Well, they really go hand in hand. They are nearly one in the same. Not much of a difference between a scene faggot and a little girl. And sometimes... They ARE...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST

http://www.jcruel.com/petitionform.asp

J. Crew,I Really Do Not Know How To Preface This Email. What I Want To Express, I Do Not Find Easy To Put Into Words. I'd Find It Easier To Get My Point Across, By Anally Elecrocuting, Skinning Alive,...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:33:00 PST

...The Cure For Love Is Still In Most Cases That Ancient Radical Medicine: Love In Return...

Forbidden generosity.-- There is not enough love and goodness in the world for us to be permitted to give any of it away to imaginary things. Cause of 'altruism'.-- Men have on the whole spoken...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application!!...

I stole this from someone cause it's cute. NOW FILL IT OUT! I don't dig boys. But if you have a weiner, fill it out anyways cause they're fun. NOW. 1. NAME? 2. AGE? 3. EYE COLOUR? 4. SEXUAL PR...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...READ THIS & FILL IT OUT...Don't Disappoint Me...

I made a couple alterations to this thing. Just fucking do it. What Would You do if... I puked on you: I pissed on you: I punched you: I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospit...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...READ THIS & FILL IT OUT...Just Do It...

cut and paste, fill it out and post it on this blog. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Giv...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I am such a fuckin awesome hacker!! This is Lauren, not Jessica, posting a new journal entry....well, maybe I'm not a great hacker since she TOLD me her password and what not. Oh well, I still feel sp...
Posted by .Make.Them.See.Red. (.Jessie.The.Mauler.) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST