Schadenfreude, telling people that Colin Hendry has just been appointed as their manager, doctoring photos so it (vaguely) looks like John Fashanu is in them, hanging around in places where I am either unwelcome or unwanted, pretending I do things which I don't actually do, drawing on myself.
Multiple Choice:
Poo or Wee? Poo!!! Wee is shit!
Earth, Fire, Wind, Water or Heart? Water
Cat or Dog? Caaaaat
Patball or Squash? Patball
AIDS or Cancer? Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
Sportsperson, Actor or Musician? Sportsperson
Scissors, Paper or Stone? Scissors!
Sweet or Savoury? Savoury
Fruit Salad or Blackjack? Blackjack
Word Association:
Cupboard Nigel
Grass Green
Treasure Chest
Tom Powell Innocent
Train Late
Cup Mmug!
Food Yum yum
Duck Where?
Boo! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favourite:
Rhyming Slang? Apples and pears (Flares)
Thing Made of Wood? A stick!
Piece of Cutlery? A fork
Onomatopoeia? Vrooooooom
Wrestling Move? Armbar
Ex Wimbledon Striker and Gladiators Presenter? John "Fash" Fashanu
Item of Clothing? Hat
Crisps? Hmmmm, tough one. Maybe Roast Beef and Mustard Brannigans
Pub Game? Until recently I would have said darts, but now I would have to say stand up if you're a gaylord
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People who don't stereotype themselves by morphing themselves into the latest trend or incarnation of celebrity culture. Usually done in the form of wanky musicians. As Pat Bateman says "Because I want to fit in"
Someone who can help me make a rave version of the theme tune to Poirot.Also the man in the video below (I love the intimidating the non-existant batsman aggression after about 21 seconds).. width="425" height="350" ..
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The Smiths, Stone Roses, Mansun, Joy Division, Manics (pre disappearance), The Cure, New Order, Suede, PJ Harvey, Magazine, The Clash, Buzzcocks, Bjork, McAlmont and Butler, Depeche Mode, The Pogues, Billy Bragg, Carter USM, Radiohead, Happy Mondays, The Kinks, Rolling Stones, Motorhead, Faith No More, Velvet Underground, Placebo, Thin Lizzy, Tomahawk, Tricky, Massive Attack, Aphex Twin, Prodigy, Sam Cooke, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, The Isley Brothers, Otis Redding, Al Green, Percy Sledge, Lynden David Hall, Barry White, Lionel Richie, The Backstreet Boys, Michael Jackson, Prince, Point Break, S Club 7, Wham!, Elvis Presley, Queen, The Proclaimers, Grandmaster Flash, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Tchaikovsky, Bach (JS), Puccini, Vivaldi, (Dave) Beethoven, Strauss, Mozart. I've probably missed a few out but everyone else is carp. .. width="425" height="350" ..
Anything with Macauley Culkin in. Except for Richey Rich that was carp.
Also I want to see the film "McBain: Let's get silly" (And now here is my Woody Allen impression "I am a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.")
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A fan of Chris Morris and a few other comedies. Apart from that I only really watch Neighbours. Being a bit of a pretentious twat I prefer to listen to Radio 4. Oh and the obvious stuff everyone likes like Flog It!, Cash In The Attic, Bargain Hunt, Bootsale Treasure Hunt, Car Booty and on a bad day The Antiques Roadshow and Lovejoy.
I love books, but I don't read as much as I should. Though I have been improving on this recently. As of the time I write this I am reading "Heart of Darkness" and "Alice in Wonderland". I generally prefer plays to other forms of literature. Wilde, Hemingway, Poe, Easton-Ellis, Eco and Pinter are a sample of my favourite authors. John Donne's For Whom The Bell Tolls is probably the most inspiring piece of literature I've ever read.
I'm not really sure if the term "Hero" is right, I certainly have people I greatly admire like: Gandhi, Karl Kennedy, "Alan" from Modern Toss, (actually the actor who plays Karl Kennedy is called Alan, perhaps Alan is just a great name? I think Gandhi had a son called Alan). I also admire people who stand up in the face of adversity, like Tiananmen Square man.+ Jon Dunn and Darren Xrub..... and Jack Ford, quizmaster of the Auctioneer and Hole Dave and well all of the staff there, but especially Jack and Dave.
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