This morning.. |
This morning, I saw an old man with breasts. He was otherwise in good shape, no gut to compliment the bosoms. He was jogging. It was confusing.
Posted by Halstead" on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:43:00 PST |
Charlton Heston... |
...died?Impossible.
Posted by Halstead" on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST |
3000 Profile Views |
Thanks a bunch. Here's a picture of a butthole for your troubles....
Posted by Halstead" on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST |
A Glorious Day! |
As I'm sure you are all aware, today is screen legend Ron Perlman's 57th birthday. Today, we must remember the good times that we have all shared while watching one of Mr. Perlman's fine performances,...
Posted by Halstead" on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST |
South Dakota Abortion Ban |
Governor Mike Round should have his glans bitten off. For those unfamiliar with male anatomy, that would be this:It really makes me ill that in a society as unmotivated by religious beliefs as we have...
Posted by Halstead" on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:28:00 PST |
Oh! who, in the enthusiasm of a day-dream... |
...has not wished that he were a wanderer in a world of summer wilderness, with one fair and gentle being hanging lightly on his arm? In youth his free and exulting step would know no barrier but th...
Posted by Halstead" on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST |
Eerie. |
As Aquarius is said to govern the legs from knees to ankles and the circulation of blood, its natives are susceptible to ailments particularly in the legs and ankles, such as cramps, and are also liab...
Posted by Halstead" on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:16:00 PST |
