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Jonny Switchblade Adventure Punk

the puddle is everything. And I shit my pants.

About Me

the puddle is everything. eat shit and live. And Shit your pants

My Interests

Theatre, the gay rights movement, making a bong out of lego's, The part of the brain that tells you whether you have to shit or fart, beating women and the number 6 on the Wendy's Value Menu, Pancakes, cupcakes, and fruitcakes.

I'd like to meet:

neil armstrong, stretch armstrong, Frank Stallone,buddha, krishna, don juan diego, hunter s. thompson, and my real parents.

Music:

Slam Poetry, Armpit Farts, Classic Rock, Comercial Jingles, anything by the Bee Gees, and the sweet sound of a fat people fucking

Movies:

Toy Story, Annie, I- Robot, Soul Plane, A walk to remember, Mask (The Cher One) How Stella Got Her Groove Back, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Shrek 2, All the star trek movies (except the search for spock) The Protagonist pt. 1, Charlies Angels, Cruel Intentions, and Bubba Hotep

Television:

Late Night with Conan O'Brian, The Andy Milonakis show, Trading Spaces, The E True Hollywood Story of Tori Spelling, Hogan Know's Best, The Ultimate Fighter, and Big Love

Books:

Anything written on a bathroom stall.

Heroes:

Toby Keith, Dan Gibel and Darth Vader

My Blog

I have finnally decided to tell the world

So i am at in age where i feel that i no longer need to hide who i really am. I have dated a few females in my life but secretly knew there was something missing. I love cooking, Ballet, and Donnie Os...
Posted by Jonny Switchblade Adventure Punk on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST