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.:fuck yeah dalice:.

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About Me

i'm awesome and i love texas

"theres nothing sadder than an old hipster"- lenny bruce

when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro- hst

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My Interests

ROCKING THE FUCK OUT, SUCKA!!!!! shore, city, booze, nature, greenery, music, ice cream with little spoons, wind, shiny objects.

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck

Music:

led zep, dashboard, floyd, neutral milk hotel, the shins, the who, dispatch, traveling wilburys, tom waits, radiohead, the stills, unkle, coheed and cambria, the juliana theory, louie, sublime, boy sets fire, h2o, the muse, sigur ros, the get up kids, val emmich, fiona apple, mj, bowie, joy division, the mars volta, penfold, beck, kronos quartet, cake, rodrigo y gabriela, gogol bordello, cold war kids, prozzak, the streets, old jazz, weezer, bob dylan, the stones, journey.... it goes on, and on, and on, and oooooon

Movies:

fight club, amelie, i
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Television:

cartoons, i have a problem with letting go of THE STATE!, daria, my so-called life, salute your shorts, pete and pete, and kids in the hall

Books:

of mice and men, candide, any bush-bashing propaganda books, the virgin suicides, i know this much is true, the davinci code, a confederacy of dunces, chuck closterman anything, i hope they serve beer in hell, the paper bag princess (i think thats an all time favorite)

Heroes:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

awwwww skeet skeet motha fuckaaaaaaa

urban dictionary teaches me awesome things 1. skeet    "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of t...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:37:00 PST

my friends think im super awesome to the max

just a random quote from mckenna.  i guess she had time to think of it in between breaking her face and random appendages.  i feel pretty much the same way about you girlllllllllll! dalice m...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

celebrating zona makes my life light up!

this weekend was totally fucking sweet.  first and foremost, we all celebrated miss arizona dakota's being on this planet, which was hilarious and filled with jerk chicken, beer, and whiskey...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

houston is totally insane-o

houston is fucking crazy.  i mean, its totally, completely, utterly, bat shit out of countrol crazy. i dont want to leave even a little bit, even though im totally drained by the level of saltine...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:06:00 PST

i am super stupid

i cannot believe that i still get shit-housed to the point where im hung over two days later.  my poor liver hates me, i think ive caused some sort of brain damage, but i dont have any bruises, s...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

mcgriddles and awesome sauce

so im reading this book right now called "i hope they serve beer in hell".  i dont want to over sell it, but its pretty much totally the most fucking hilarious book ever!!! the dude who wrot...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

im so confused

so being at home part time is totally fucking me up.  ive seen a lot of people from high school, which i think has led to me having random dreams about people from high school and now i cant reme...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

movies should let you know that theyre bloody

wrong title entirely.... racha: 'smoking aces' should really be called 'everyone is going to die' me: 'except ryan reynolds because hes dreamy and andy garcia because he has the craziest accent ever'...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

how to become famous with zero talent

ok, so i have finally figured out the way to become ridiculously famous and wealthy with not a single shred of talent.  get ready for it.... the secret is... KNOWING OPRAH! i have developed this ...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:22:00 PST

uhhhhhh

this is the damage i did in less than 12 hours..... 1 bump on my head 1 bruised knee 1 severly bloody gross knee 1 semi twisted ankle 1 bruise on each arm 1 bruise on my wrist 1 liver that just wont q...
Posted by .:fuck yeah dalice:. on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:11:00 PST