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DuTcHmAsTeRz

Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know. 2.There's a crack in everyth

About Me


Please feel free to check out My Pictures ,My Music and My Videos. Don't forget to Lets me Knows what you think, just leaves Me a lil Comment, bad or good it's all Good with me. Hope u Enjoy My Lil Space here if not well then U can go hummmm ... Naw let me keep this "G" Rated up in this @*$#
WHat U wanna know about me huh, Well I'm Colombian as U can see raised in the islands (St.Maarten) and finished my school in Holland yes where weed and prostitution is totally legal :o) Yup I have traved the world U can say... Now why they call me Dutchmaster....no is not cause I roll dutch's nice try, if u paid attention Holland is a Dutch Country and St.Maarten are in part of Holland yes they speak dutch now the famouse Dutch painters like:Van Meer, Rembrant and Van Gough they were all known as "The DutchMasters" you with me so far ? So yeah this is where I got my name. Now if U want to know more call 1-800-more-dutch kidding but yeah this too much typing dammm next question.

My Interests


Well good question cause I'm into alot of things I love music I know U like every one does but do u know why ? that is the question to ask... it's because when ur ass was a lil infant in your mommas belly, and all u heared was her heart beating at a even paste ,that was your lil club. So when U got out the only thing that made u feel @ home was listing to that beat, this is why babies stop crying when the moms put them against the cheast or breast what ever same shit... so now U understand it's all a even beat from birth... so yeah I love Mixing,Remixing Music and Producing it too when I can, I also love graphics and Video Editing , PHOTOGRAPHY and damm it almost forgot Cooking......

I'd like to meet:


What is truth ??? Truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal. I always thought once I found the truth it would be easy to understand but yeah when they are discovered that is something that u might not be ready for, so is it wrong to seek the truth ? or should one just eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable it might be must that be the truth ? U will see when u think u found the truth, you never reach it, because there is always something more to say and fight about so I gave up seeking the truth and leave it up to God to Judge for I have always said what goes around comes around. Don't Sweat it, is going to all work out some way... it's called the Balance of life.
The Best way to Describe myself "Admired By Many But Love By None". "Id Rather be Hated for What I'am Then be Loved for What I'm Not !!!

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You know your Colombian when....
- you know how to dance Salsa, VALLENATo, Cumbia, Merengue n all that good stuff.
- you cant live without arepas or empanadas.
- you at least got one flag representin colombia somewhere.
- you like cafe con leche, chocolisto y milo.
- you say words like "parce, marika, hijueputa".
- you kno at least one song from grupo niche.
- your moms has beaten you with the correa or chancleta.
- you saved your lunch money at school to buy sum stickers for your Cartoon Albun.
- you have atleast 1oo stickers of "Chocolatina Jet" in your house..but never completed the Album.
- you vote for una manzana postobon instead of having coke.
- you had sleepless nights becuz of "la llorona".
- you do la vendicion wenever u pass a church.
- you know the names of most the colombian soccer players but problems remembering names of classmates.
- you flip when someone talks bad about colombia.
- you know ur colombian when u REPRESENT AND FEEL PROUD OF BEING COLOMBIAN !!!!!