Konspiracy: Unnecessary Letters of the Alphabet! |
Konspiracy: Unnecessary Letters of the Alphabet!
Letters Suspekt for Deletion: Q
Which letter is the next imposter to be exposed? Survey says! Q. Who, on god's green earth, told Q that i...
Posted by Z1r0 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST |
Conspiracy: Unnecessary Letters of the Alphabet! |
Conspiracy: Unnecessary Letters of the Alphabet!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, we have been duped by the system once again! "How," you ask. Well, that's easy my friends. We have been force...
Posted by Z1r0 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Bludgeonings, and why they're Necessary. |
Now, by nature, I am a peaceful and fun loving sociopath. Oxymoronic as it may be, it is true. With the exception of birth and death, I find the existence of mortals to be utterly disgusting. Had I no...
Posted by Z1r0 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST |
Words to Live By. |
I was deposited on this wretched blue marble with little else to guide me but the teachings of my mortal sensei. Though wise, his teachings of morality and good will did not properly meld with my inhe...
Posted by Z1r0 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Look, Ma! I'm a Gangster! |
Look, Ma! I'm a gangster!
Now, as an inherent harbinger of intergalactic destruction, I, by nature, detest the wasteful existence of humanity. Fortunately, for Earths inhabitants, years of watching t...
Posted by Z1r0 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST |
THESE THINGS I HATE! |
Christian date groups.
You stupid, bible thumping wenches. Now, sure. I love God. I believe Jesus and all that. But what about my pics say (Hey, I sure would like to bible study with some super prude...
Posted by Z1r0 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST |
