COME TO OUR GIG
Here are a couple of important things you need to know about us...
- The Canocean in ♥love♥ with you.
- We're all not completely sane. We like to obsess over owls and bum sex and putting those two together.
- We think homophobia is gay.
- We like to make innopropriate jokes about penis's and your mothers.
- Jack Greengrass is hawt.
- We do realise we're abnormal. We think it's fun.
- We also do realise that Alyssa is gay.
- We ♥ Leia
- Amy Gilchrist has a nice arse. -Siggestive eyebrows-
- We actually are not a genre. We are our own genre. We call our genre "GAY."
- Jon Everitt is a woman.
- Yes, we admit, we use to go by the names of "Spaztic Carrots" and "Yellow Crayon."
- The lead singer and the bassist actually want to kill each other.
- The guitarists are whores. Especailly Everitt.
- We go through alot of drummers, but we are all in love with Jack Greengrass and hope he stays with us ^_^
- We have many managers and we LOVE THEM ALL PASSIONATELY!!!
- We want to be friends =]
- We're not saying we're the best band around right now, we know full well that we're not brilliant, but we try and we have fun doing it because playing music is what we love, so if you're gonna try and shit all over our dreams and hopes, you can get done up the shit hole by Pete Wentz.
Sexy Canocean film made by Simondo the great :)
