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Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels are closing in. I can smell the ugly brutes. Flee........................................................ ...... i am a john like everyone else , but not ur regualar john , no far from it. i like hunting shooting fishing, reading, history, i cant play guitar but i do try very hard (buck 65), i also lift weights like arnold swarzenneger. i hate chavs but most of all i think i hate n00bs thats why i spend alot of my time pwning them and stuff right....................................................... ............................................................ ......Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........ I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in aprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither..................................................... ..................................................Koreema know just what it is she does It cant be hard for her to get a buzz Down in the street below You can hear the drunken archangel sing "I know whats on your mind my boy I can see oh everything Lead pipes are fortune made Well Take a tip from me Climb up to her window ledge or you'll forever beJust walking under ladders as the people round you hear you crying please As the people round you hear you crying please Please""Lead pipes are fortune made Well Take a tip from me Climb up to her window ledge or you'll forever beJust walking under ladders as the people round you hear you crying please As the people round you hear you crying please Please"Who really knows just what it is she does It cant be hard for her To get a buzz The rapture of vertigo And letting go Me myself i was never sure Was it the liquor Or was it my soul? My Favorite Ice Creams
- Rocky Road
- Cheese Flavored
- Vanilla
- French Vanilla
- Spicy Vanilla
- Vanilla Extract
- Chocolate Vanilla
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jewno
Birthday: 9th february
Birthplace: mars
Current Location: richters place
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5 " 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: jewism
The Shoes You Wore Today: k-swiss
Your Weakness: minspace and computer games
Your Fears: aliens, gentiles, the terminator coming after me
Your Perfect Pizza: barbaque chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: look like arnold swarzenegger
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: john, jew, n00b, "ill see you at the party richter" "you are mine now, you belong to ME" "your a swine and a fool, and a doomed man" "im askin the fuckin questions" "stop it" " stuff right"
Thoughts First Waking Up: NO, NOOOOO,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your Best Physical Feature: all of them
Your Bedtime: sleepin is givin in
Your Most Missed Memory: shootin rabbits and makin fires in the middle of the night far, far away from civilsation
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: the king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: negative
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: affirmative
Do you belive in yourself: YEA
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: affirmative
Do you get along with your Parents: affirmative
Do you like Thunderstorms: affirmative
Do you play an Instrument: affirmative
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha, n00bs
In the past month have you Smoked: naaaaaa
In the past month have you been on Drugs: affirmative
In the past month have you gone on a Date: naaaaaa
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: wtf n00bheads
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: negative
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: negative never have and never will
In the past month have you been on Stage: negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: negative
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: negative
Ever been Drunk: haha n00bs
Ever been called a Tease: negative
Ever been Beaten up: negative
Ever Shoplifted: negative
How do you want to Die: by mine own hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: arnold swarzenegger or nearest equivilant
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: anythin but short
Height: i dont care john
Weight: i dont want no fatties
Best Clothing Style: no chavs
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont care
Number of CDs I own: not many i always lose them
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: negative they look ridiculous
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ive had a few, but then again, too few to mention
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My Interests

killing rabbits , music , cs , pumping iron , Listenin to real music the kind were you cant hear the words and ur ears bleed

I'd like to meet:

arnold swarzenneger, Hunter S Thompson: "Yeah, I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime, and I did it anyways. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal, look at me." , tyler durden ............If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't. ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................MACBETH She should have died hereafter; There would have been a time for such a word. To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

Music:

libertines , metallica , kings of leon , arcade fire , blur , oasis , bob dylan , the bravery , clap your hands say yeah , the coral , death from above , gangstarr , forward russia , hendrix , johnny cash , joy division , kasabian , machinehead , nine inch nails , the paddingtons , pantera , the rakes , pulp , radiohead , razorlight , sting and the police , willy mason , we are scientists ...........

Movies:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. 2 bags of grass 75 pellets of masculine. 2 sheets of high powered blotter acid. salt shacker half full of cocaine. Pint of raw ether a hole galaxy of multi couloured uppers downers screamers laughers. also quater taquila quarter rum 2 dozen emules. It was the ether that bothreed me there is nothing more helpless and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and i new we'd get into that rotten stuff soon enough........ fight club :TYLER You know man, could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.JACK There's always that. I don't know, it's just...when you buy furniture, you tell yourself: that's it, that's the last sofa I'm gonna need. No matter what else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was so close to being complete.TYLER Shit, man, now it's all gone.JACK All gone.TYLER Do you know what a duvet it?JACK Comforter.TYLER It's a blanket, just a blanket. Now why guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival? In the hunter-gathered sense of the word? No. What are we then?JACK You know, consumers.TYLER Right. We're consumers. We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty -- these things don't concern me. What concerns me is celebrity magazines, television with five hundred channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.JACK Martha Stewart.TYLER Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishes on the brass of the Titanic. It's all going down, man! So fuck off, with your sofa units and your green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve and let the chips fall where they may. But that's me, I could be wrong, maybe it's a terrible tragedy.JACK No, it's just stuff.TYLER Well, you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for a modern life.JACK Fuck, you're right.Tyler offers Jack a cigarette.JACK No, I don't smoke. My insurance will probably cover it, so...Tyler stares at himJACK What?TYLER The things you own, end up owing you. But do what you like, man.

Television:

dont watch it unless theres a really old 3 hour long epic film on cos then i just cant help myself

Books:

fear and loathing in las vegas, heart of darkness, fight club, songs of the doomed, call of ktulu, 1984, forgotten soldier, portrait of the artist as a young man, on the campaign trail '72, facing up, bruce lee martial artist, Alice in Wonderland. clockwork orange , the periodic table , survivor , american psycho

Heroes:

Arnold Swarzenneger , Hunter S Thompson, tyler durden, shakespeare ::::........................................................ ..... All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players, They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier. Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slippered pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side, His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide, For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, Turning again towards the childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: scott
Birthday: 9th february
Birthplace: the batcave
Current Location: mount olympus
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: kinda blonde and kinda brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: jewism
The Shoes You Wore Today: dunlop greenflash
Your Weakness: minspace and computer games
Your Fears: aliens, gentiles, being hunted down by an enemy that doesnt sleep, doesnt eat, doesnt feel pitty or pain, and simply will not stop, not ever, until the day you die - the terminator
Your Perfect Pizza: barbaque chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: look like arnold swarzenegger or another more effective killing machine
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: john, jew, n00b, "ill see you at the party richter" "you are mine now, you belong to ME" "your a swine and a fool, and a doomed man" "im askin the fuckin questions" "stop it" " stuff right" " all the rest is propaganda " " what horror means, horror and moral terror " "wtf is this mickey mouse bullshit"
Thoughts First Waking Up: NO, NOOOOO,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your Best Physical Feature: all of them
Your Bedtime: sleepin is givin in
Your Most Missed Memory: shootin rabbits in the middle of the night and makin fires to dance round like a savage speaking in tongues
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: the king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: haha why this question - wot idiot thought to ask this. i dont even know wot nestea is. this is mickey mouse this is
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no its a fiends game
Do you Swear: no its a fiends game
Do you Sing: yer
Do you Shower Daily: affirmative
Have you Been in Love: naaaaaaaaaaa
Do you want to go to College: always
Do you want to get Married: always
Do you belive in yourself: YEA
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: always
Do you get along with your Parents: always
Do you like Thunderstorms: im completely indifferent towards them wot a silly ass question that is
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: n00bs
In the past month have you Smoked: n00bs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: n00bs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: always
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: haha n00bheads
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yer 1.34 boxes of them infact
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: negative
In the past month have you been on Stage: negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: always
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: negative
Ever been Drunk: haha n00bs
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: negative
Ever Shoplifted: negative
How do you want to Die: in bed lyin next to my beautiful wife when im old an gray
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: arnold swarzenegger or nearest equivilant but id settle for just bein a n00b still
What country would you most like to Visit: russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: indifferent
Favourite Hair Color: brunnette probly but i aint arsed
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: smaller than i am
Weight: dunno
Best Clothing Style: indie
Number of Drugs I have taken: whos this refferin to - erm none
Number of CDs I own: i always lose em
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ive had a few, but then again, too few to mention
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