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Lucinda Queen of the Universe

If I wasn't me I'd probably kill myself.

About Me

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When we're all old ladies,we should hope to be even as even half as fiercce as this bitch is. This bitch ROCKS!!!Well it's official, I'm in Hong Kong and have started my new job as Creative Director for a new cosmetics company. Was gonna go to New York City to finish my last year of school but oh well. Let me start off by saying if you're in Hong Kong and you want to be friends with me and hang out, I won't approve you.I'm here to work and get rich, and I don't have time for bullshit. I don't mean to sound like such a bitch, but that's just my demeanor when I'm working. I love making friends from all over the world, but don't expect me to go hanging over your house or at some skanky pub... I did enough of that shit last Summer ...Love ya!I wanted to say Thanks to all my LA friends and that I'll miss you!I'm a FIRERY VIXEN that's not afraid to take risks. I grab life by the balls and run with it. I still have a sideline business with my girlfriends. http://WWW.BUY69.COM. We sell naughty stuff...LOL!!! Sex Toys, Adult DVDs, Adult Magazines and more. Oh Lucinda you bad girl! Hey, it put my ass through college. I like to ROAAAAAAAAAR honey!!! I like when people stand up for themselves and go after what they want.You have to live with yourself 24/7 and no one is paying your bills but you. If someone has a problem with you, and the way you conduct yourself, perhaps it is they who need therapy not you. When I was living in LA I never understood these bitches. They would moan and groan about what skeeving skanks their girlfriends were, yet they would continue to be friends with them. I was like, Honey, if you don't like the chick then what the fuck are you doing hanging around with her? Such a waste of time! I say - GET A LIFE ALREADY! Anyone can be ambitious and confident. The key is getting other people to believe in your confidence. Confidence without something to back it up is just vanity. I saw A LOT of that in LA.I saw all these confident actresses in LA. Oh excuse me, I meant confident waitresses. My mother taught me something when I was kid that always stuck with me. She told me to never rest on your past accomplishments. That is how people become stagnant and lazy. I have always thanked her for that wisdom. Okay, my ass could ramble on and on, but I won't bore y'all. Thanks!Lucinda...xoxoxo! BUY69.COM-------------------------------------------------------

My Interests

Let me just start off by saying it takes A LOT to get in my TOP 24. So you better be really fierce or know how to kiss ass real good...LOL!!! I'm a nice girl, but I am COMPLETELY driven. I don't take shit from boys...as a matter of fact, I don't take shit from anyone. I'm a fightin bitch! If you can handle that, then lets be my friends. If not, I wish you the best in all your undertakings and FUCK OFF! LOL!!! Love Lu!!! My favorite famous Leos...Pete Burns from Dead or Alive...FIERECE...I want to marry that uh errr man! Barbara Eden...GORGEOUS! Bill Clinton...FUN GUY, and got his dick sucked in the oval office! Can't beat that! Mick Jagger...JUST TOO COOL FOR WORDS! Mary Louise Parker...Totally under-rated! Joan Allen...Great actress and classy! Robert Redford...what a cool ass dude! Lisa Kudrow...intelligent and very funny! J-LO...she's kinda hot!!! Angela Bassett...I think she is beautiful and I have so much respect for her. Madonna...of course! Famous Leos I can't STAND!!! Kathy Lee Gifford...TOTAL CUNT! Ben Affleck...Eccccckkkk!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger or however you spell his fugly ass name...LOL!!! Courtney Love...what a skanky ass ho! Halle Berry...phony ass bitch! Charlize Theron...yawn!!! Kevin Spacey...he's a smug, boring prick! Billy Crystal...schmaltzy little homophobe midget. Nothing worst than a mean, petty Leo!!!

I'd like to meet:

Oprah!!!

If you all didn't know I'm a BIG SCI FI GEEK...LOL!!! I love the new Battlestar Galactica Show. But I love Star Wars!!! And in Star Wars The Emperor is my favorite character. I found this video of what the Emperor would do if he was out of a job. LOL!!! For Star Wars fans they will appreciate it. It's hysterical! .. width="425" height="350" ..________________________________________________ stars layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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Music:

Psychedelic Furs, Dead or Alive, Blondie, Eurythmics...New Wave, New Wave, New Wave!Old school crooners and swooners...Ala Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra. Also, weird ambient shit where you feel like you were abducted by aliens.

Movies:

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane...wicked! Citizen Kane...awesome! Bound...sexy! Superman...Christopher Reeve was fine! White Chicks...almost pissed in my pants! Anything by John Waters and Woody Allen...both geniuses in my book!

Television:

I like Little Britain...hillarious, and most British comedies. I have just discovered a new show called Battlestar Galactica. OMG, I love this fucking show. It rocks! And, it's filmed where I'm from...Vancouver. Yeah! This is the best show I have ever seen in my whole life. For real!

Books:

War and Peace. I actually read the shit, so I always brag about it. It's soooooooooooooo boring!!! Anything about psychology or business...love that shit!

Heroes:

Me...Oh yeah and that guy from India that starved himself. Buddah! I'm kidding. Gandhi!

My Blog

Aloha Hos...My adventures in Hawaii thus far!

ALOHA HOs! Well, since I've been in Hawaii for a month today, I thought I would share a little of my adventures thus far. I can not believe how incredibly nice the people are here. They are so graciou...
Posted by Lucinda Queen of the Universe on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

My favorite Drag Queens - These Bitches Rock!

Some of my favorite Drag Queens The fabulous Lady Bunny!www.ladybunny.net The musings of Betty Butterfield!This bitch ROCKS!!!Click here for MMMHELLLO!You will laugh your ass off! Mr. Pete Burns of D...
Posted by Lucinda Queen of the Universe on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:06:00 PST

What I sell!

Well for one thing I don't sell my ass. I sell asses, but not my own. On me and my girlfriend's site we offer you the opportunity to shop online discreetly, conveniently and quickly for all the hottes...
Posted by Lucinda Queen of the Universe on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:32:00 PST

LUCINDA'S BORED! - Chronicle 3 - The way girls judge guys in LA

There is soooo much of the fake shit in LA. What is up with that in this town? I mean I feel so sorry for straight guys here. I mean some bitch won't even boff a guy if he doesn't have a nice car. Ev...
Posted by Lucinda Queen of the Universe on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST

LUCINDA'S BORED! - Chronicle 2 - How LA screws up chick's heads

You know LA really messes with chicks head's. A girlfriend and I were shopping on Melrose today and we overheard these girls talking. They couldn't have been more than 25 years old. They were going on...
Posted by Lucinda Queen of the Universe on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:02:00 PST