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wenders

I like pina coladas and gettin caught in the rain

About Me

I love to party and stay up all night! I'm trying to lose my looks.
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My Interests

Travel, scuba diving, penile implants, sky diving, napping, kickin it like bruce lee, piano, photography, fine red wine, yoga, computer nerds, movies, weight lifting, straining my neck, LOVE animals, REALLY LOVE doggies, REALLY REALLY love ducks, picking on people weaker than myself.

I'd like to meet:

Hairy men with green eyes

OR

Someone to grow old with


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Men who are kind, sensitive, so fresh and so clean, wear Jovan musk oil, REALLY LOVE doggies, energized, entrepreneurial with their hoohaa, love to dance and sing, insightful, hang on my every word, cover my mouth when I sneeze, hold my hair when I vomit a taco, generous, give money to bums, articulate, intelligent or have a job in intelligence, can be vulnerable on cue, have a major case of macheeezmo, disease and tic free, grateful even when I kick them in the nuts, bend over backwards to meet my need of the hour - which could change minutely, lie to their mother daily, wear pretty panties, nickname is KittenKiller, likes to hang from bungee cords, has a natural gift for physical comedy - I'm a sucker for a man who can slip on a banana peel, doesn't give me a "you shouldn't be eating that" look when I suggest dining at Taco Bell, posesses talent at completing three-dimensional mazes to win cheese, AND pours buckets of goo on me during playtime.

Music:

Everything from rock to classical to pop, country, hip hop, rap, to blues. It just has to be good.

Movies:

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Television:

Pigs in Space, Hee Haw, Dukes of Hazard, Welcome Back Kotter, Good Times, What's Happening, Bionic Woman, Six Million Dollar Man, Dr. Phil

Books:

My favorite book, The Blind Assassin, by Margaret Atwood has insight in every paragraph. The Jungle, Why Men Love Bitches, The Known World, The Good Earth, Corrections, I Say Me For a Parable, Gone with the Wind, The Washing of the Spears, Memiors of a Geisha, War & Peace, The Seat of the Soul, The Compete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Men, Gai-Jin, Hemp:Lifeline to the Future, In Cold Blood, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Heroes:

Oprah, Gloria Swanson, RuPaul, Madea

My Blog

Miss Jenkins

In the ghettos of Mexico City they have no indoor plumming so the mexicans in those areas shit in the streets. Before long the shit dries up and turns to shit dust. When the wind kicks up it creates s...
Posted by wenders on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

Box Wine

Buy it at Target. 5 Leetres of piss causin, headache bringin, sexie makin, pants droppin, cat kickin, honky tonkin, ruff and tumblin happyness. Digs mah shit with da smart tap! Now anyone can pore mah...
Posted by wenders on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:43:00 PST

You know you're from LA when

You actually wish, hope and pray for earthquakes, fires floods and riots on a daily bases so at least some of these people might go home to MI, OH, MS, TX, FL, DE etc... (same reason you miss gang wa...
Posted by wenders on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

God, I love Borat

Jagshemash, my name Borat Sagdiyev. I would like comment on recent advertisements on television and in media about my nation of Kazakhstan, saying that women are treated equally, and that all religion...
Posted by wenders on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

New Orreans

I just got back from New Orreans.....oh man what a prace this New Orreans.....me wark down street seeing girrs frashing boobies for stupid prastic beads.....sirry round eyes......me go from bar to bar...
Posted by wenders on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST

Check out my Pooper

When I say pooper I'm not talking about my butt. I'm referring to my little three-pound Pomeranian, Jezebel. Suggestions for a nickname have been made including keychain and dropkick, but I thought th...
Posted by wenders on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST

Side Effects

I am a drug that may cause the following side effects:May cause joint pain, nausea, headache, or shortness of breath. You may also experience muscle aches, rapid heartbeat, or ringing in the ears. If ...
Posted by wenders on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:32:00 PST