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Jemima

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About Me

" People that I know keep telling me that I'm not what they expected, or that this page is weird, or that I turned out a strange girl.
What were you expecting? How did you think I'd turn out? What d'you friggin want from me?! Jeez peeps I retain the right to be a little odd ball lady... try not to judge eh? " Rant over.
My name is Jemima and I work in an organic and whole foods store.
If you've found me say hello! I won't bite
Jemima has a PARTICULAR affection for interesting cinema. HORROR MOVIES :) rock. Jemima is into active healthy living, and bizarre examples of creative culture. Jemima aint a bit fan of steriotype. Jemima has been referred to as a tree hugger... but please don't put her in a box. Jemima manages a fine balance between total fantasy and reality...
My biggest vice is caffiene
Right now I am training for:
Click to find out what this one is all about.
and I am reading:
"OUTCAST SAMURAI DANCER is a visual documentary of Japan's real dance avat-garde: the contemporary artists who are using their bodies to wage a creative revolution." Hillary Raphael should be on my hero list.
She rocks.
The last film I watched was:
The Stendhal Syndrome
"Stendhal syndrome is a psychosomatic illness that causes rapid heartbeat, dizziness, confusion and even hallucinations when an individual is exposed to art, usually when the art is particularly 'beautiful' or a large amount of art is in a single place."
Classic, disturbing, psycological Dario horror.
Right now I am listening to:
Life And Death Of Romano Poal by Kid Chocolat.....is making me happy ;) ....and Tool:

Thank you Maynard.
I can't stop staring at:
Olaf Martens. Beautiful wonderous photographs.
Go to www.olaf-martens.de .
What should I read/view/hear/stare at next?........
Someone save the polar bears.

My Interests


Mountain biking, weights, climbing, running, adventure sports in general :) painting, drawing, plaster sculpture, health, carbon footprints,

sustainable resources, strange theories, fairytales, zombies,

Psyching myself up for Nettle Warrior, the Tough Guy event this coming Summer: gives you an idea of my depraved psyche

I'd like to meet:


The unusual, intoxicating, transhumanist, spiritual, obsessive, eco-warrior, glamour-pusses, passionate, muscle bound, artistic, intelectuals, neo-geisha, troubled, zombie hunters, fetishists, shy, fantasists, feminists, adrenalin addicted, driven, paranoid, genetically modified, undead, ugly, beautiful, rare....

The realistic aspiration? Hmmm... well nice people I guess - anyone as barmy as me - when it comes to friends I find that you tend not to know until you meet them ;)

Music:

Stuff you get lost to... trance and electro... dance the night away...
The classics of my youth :)

Puscifer, Juliette and the Licks,
Incubus, Lory D, Milla Jovovich,

John Hughes, White Zombie,
Aphex Twin, Radio Vs Static,

Asia Argento, Counting Crows,
Pixies, A Perfect Circle, REM,

Nada Surf, Robots in Disguise,
Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead,

Nerd, Jurrasic 5, Goo Goo Dolls, Bjork, FSOL, Annie Difranco...

Movies:


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Natural Born Killers, Resident Evil I+II, Kids, Layer Cake, Tank Girl,

Kill Bill, Sin City, The Fifth Element, Hellraiser (all of them!), Aeon Flux,

Lost in Translation, anything touched by Dario Argento, George Romero or Quentin Tarantino,

Hackers, Silent Hill, The Secretary, Existenz, Creep, Girlfight, Doom, Gingersnaps, Lost Boys, Domino,

The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Tombraider I+II, Run Lola Run, Donnie Darko, Kids, Closer,

Heathers, Scarlet Diva, Pans Labyrinth, Underworld, 28 Days Later, Dusk till Dawn.....

Wooooohoooohooooo

Television:


I love Oz, Urban Gothic,
Buffy, and ohhhhh Dark Angel

Weird comedy: Nathan Barley, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place,

but none come even slightly close to the rulers of all THE MIGHTY BOOOOOSH :) :) :)

Books:


My favorite book of all time is B Monkey by Andrew Davies.
Check out Dominique Mainon's Modern Amazons - you will see the action babes in a whole new light:

I am currently hooked on the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series by Laurell K Hamilton .

I strongly recomend I Lord Buddha by Hillary Raphael - provoking, totally hypnotic, wierd and utterly beautiful.

I am a huge fan of Robert Rankin ( sproutlore rules supreme)

and if you've not done a year with a Benrik diary then you haven't lived, but perhaps should be aware it may result in being arrested :)

Heroes:


Dead boy lover
Milla Jovovich, Asia Argento,
Jenny Lynn, Dominique Mainon
Juliette Lewis, Lynn Hill,
Linda Hamilton, Jamie Pressly,
Devon Aoki, Monica Brant,
Joanne Leach, Anita Berber.
What can I say - I get a lot of inspiration from strong women :)
A couple of guys deserve a mention:
My brilliant Dad who died when I was 19
George Romero, Christian Slater: for getting arrested again (missed you!)
Maynard James Keenan,
Quentin Tarantino, Max Brooks,
Paul Anderson, Aldous Huxley,
Frank Miller, Robert Rodreguez,
Dario Argento, David Lynch,
Michael Stipe, Hunter Thompson
Jeremy Bolt, these guys:
Family values... gorgeous sis Kate, Mum and step-father Bart:
Aaahhhh...
That'll do for now.....
Apparently I'm THE STAR:
Which means, as well as me having "clarity of vision and spiritual insight", that "an unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench my thirst, and a guiding light to the future." - nice!
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You like what I like? Here are some links:
www.millaj.com
www.asiargento.it
www.julietteandthelicks.com
www.ourplanet.com
www.stopglobalwarming.org
www.zombiehunters.org
www.toughguy.co.uk
www.ratraceadventure.com
www.jennylynnfitness.com
www.remhq.com
www.enjoyincubus.com
www.aperfectcircle.com
www.toolband.com
www.pucifer.com
www.trashbat.co.ck
www.themightyboosh.com
www.benrik.co.uk
www.sproutlore.com
www.laurellkhamilton.org
www.dominiquemainon.com
www.caduceus.org
www.electricpavilion.org
www.neogeisha.org
www.subcutaneous.org
english.kaikaikiki.co.jp www.chrissawyers.com
www.stitchmind.com
www.ayakato.net
Love it!

My Blog

Beautiful women.....

You Are Beautiful by Jon Gilson ..If I were feeling a little more lawless, I'd gather all the copies of Cosmo and Seventeen, douse them in kerosene, and strike a match.  I'd throw in reams of pri...
Posted by Jemima on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:48:00 PST

The APOCALYPSE IS NIGH - Bring it on!!!!!

READ IT! Published on Wednesday, December 15, 2004 by the Baltimore Sun Ticking Time Bomb  by John Atcheson  The Arctic Council's recent report on the effects of global warming in the far ...
Posted by Jemima on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

For the sick f*%ks amongst you... take a Tea Break

I freaking love this!Meet Sam Walker... genuis local talent.I warn you now: This is quite a screwed up short film so if you don't like blood/violence please don't watch it...If you do.... get comfy fo...
Posted by Jemima on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:05:00 PST

Meet Chiho Aoshima

Found this lady and had to share....Chiho Aoshima is a Tokyo artist and member of Kaikai Kiki Co. - an artist's cooperative founded by Takashi Murakami with bases in Tokyo and New ...
Posted by Jemima on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

My current fixation...

Jemima says: "Now there is a role model" .....                            &...
Posted by Jemima on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

Ahhhh sod it

Aaahhhhh guilt...... I've been reading a book called I Lord Buddha by Hillary Raphael, and its got me to thinking.... about identity and acceptance..... Guilt is a funny thing. Ideas of how we ...
Posted by Jemima on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

ZS: They will teach me............

Courtesy of www.RiverFrontTimes.com DOOMSDAY DISCIPLES by Ben Westhoff "We're going to talk a little bit today about the inevitable zombie uprising, the zombie apocalypse  also known as 'zombocalypse...
Posted by Jemima on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

Strange dream

So last night I had this really stange dream. Me, Asia Argento and Milla Jovovich were developing a new super advanced martial art, which was based on blocking techniques in accordance with the shape ...
Posted by Jemima on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

It is TIME! I call you Nettle Warriors to the Tough Guy Killing Fields!!!!!

CALLING ALL NUTTERS!!! I challenge you to join us for Nettle Warriors, from the people who call themselves Tough Guys, and you can too, even if you are a girl - infact, heck, you can be a Tough GIRL ...
Posted by Jemima on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST