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Contrived Surprise!

Who dat is?

About Me

Saint

Taker of names

Instigator

Bitch

Poptart 3

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm a Saint... I don't meet people, they meet me.

Music:

If it's dirty I probably love it... and I've gotten into a classic rock kick lately... and anything I deem Saintly.

Heroes:

Once again... I don't need heroes... I'm a Saint.

My Blog

Profound

Right now I find myself particularly grateful that this is not a mountainous region.  If it were, I probably would have already driven off a cliff today.I loathe myself.At least for this afternoo...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:34:00 PST

Dear friends, I've reached a conclusion.

I am a joke but I still love myself so it's okay
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

Deviance and longing for like-minded people/the city

Take me somewhere fantastic.... please. Make it quick.  Suffolk is killing me.  I'm dying here.  I have to get out.  That's my new priority.  I have to get out.  One of ...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

i wanna friggin go back to sleep ...yes.... i really do
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:28:00 PST

jesus saves

so do coupons and soccer moms. i'm not sure if i'm getting religious again.  but i have the strangest urges to listen to gospel music and to get a tattoo of a dove or something...  i thi...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:15:00 PST

Nights like this...

...kinda put me in the mood to hurt somebody. No but really, Jer Bear was putting ideas in my head today about moving to Richmond.  I'd actually really like to do that.  I think that's goi...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:03:00 PST

i'd hate to call it so soon, but....

i truly think we've reached the end of an era.  i think gluttonous, fucked up, partying Neal is on the way out.  i'm not sure which Neal is on the way in, but thank god gluttonous, fucked up...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:52:00 PST

acceptance

i don't let things go, i worry, i bitch, i moan, i make other people miserable and i pawn it off as.... "i can't help the way i feel" and i mean even in these moments of clarity when i realize how w...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:07:00 PST

merry christmas

GioiaTiPorto: i fuckin hate life laurenw1187: why whats wrong GioiaTiPorto: no that's pretty much the end of the story, i just fucking hate life laurenw1187: dont hate life GioiaTiPorto: and i'm so fu...
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 03:37:00 PST

uh uh uh uh uh

Yeah...  You heard me.  I suck at life.  
Posted by Contrived Surprise! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST