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MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife

MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS

About Me



ON AUGUST THIRD, I WILL BE THE HAPPIEST I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHEN WE MARRY, THAT MOMENT YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES AND KISS ME...IT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.

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My Interests



Colin, before women grow to be women...and they are still wee little girls--all of them dream of marrying someone like you. You are unmatched by any other man in your spirit, soul, and depth of the love you can provide. I love you....

YOU ARE MY DREAM COME TRUE

YOU ARE MORE THAN ARTWORK, MY LOVE. YOU'RE INSPIRATION.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

DAVID BOWIE--HAIL TO THE ALMIGHTY BOWIE, BLUE MAN GROUP, THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT, THE CRAMPS, CHEAP TRICK, BO DIDDLEY, REPLACEMENTS/PAUL WESTERBERG, BAUHAUS/PETER MURPHY, THE TOSSERS, KORN, ROB ZOMBIE, LOUIS XIV, THE KILLERS, DANDY WARHOLS, WHITE STRIPES, HIM, FRANK BLACK, CRYSTAL MEATHOD, BOOMTOWN RATS, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, IAMX, NIN, SOCIAL DISTORTION, ERLEND OYE, ARCADE FIRE, ENIGMA, JOHNNY CASH, THE UNDEAD, SEX PISTOLS, JAMES BROWN, (anything funk), BONNIE RAITT, .... AND BILLY CONNOLLY SINGING ABOUT HIS TEN INCH COCK.

Movies:

THE PRINCESS BRIDE...

*SUNSET BOULEVARD *ALL ABOUT EVE *WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE *MY FAVORITE YEAR *VELVET GOLDMINE * ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW *A FISH CALLED WANDA *DROP DEAD GORGEOUS *SUPER TROOPERS *KUNG POW ENTER THE FIST *KUNG FU HUSTLE *ALL JOHN WATERS MOVIES *ALL MONTY PYTHON MOVIES *ALL EDDIE IZZARD STAND UP *HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH *MIDNIGHT RUN *FRIDA *SECRETARY....

Television:

I only watch tele if I can buy it, or rent it, and watch at my own convenience:PENN & TELLER'S BULLSHIT, THE SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, THE OSBOURNES, SOPRANOS, THE DAILY SHOW, BILL MAHER, MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS, LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN,

THE YOUNG ONES, FATHER TED, FRENCH & SAUNDERS, ABSOLUTELY FABUOUS, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER...(I'm seeking help)...and CRAIG FERGUSON IS KICK ASSSSSS!

Heroes:



TWO OF THE GREATEST MINDS THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER...

My Blog

A BIRTHDAY FIT FOR A KING (for my almost husband, Colin)

  Darkness lays full upon the floors of the house.  Receeding darker into corners and turns of the skirting, and lesser so towards the center of the room.  Moonlit patterns play along t...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

FOR THE LOVE OF COLIN....

  There is a force that shakes your insides when you fall in love.  When it is REAL.  It feels like pop rocks in your blood stream...or  Noxzema on burned skin.  Or when you'v...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST

THE PRINCESS AND THE ROCK

  Far away, but closer than you think....a legend is born from an ocean of love....   This is that tale:     On the shore, a princess sat amongst rocks and sand.&nbs...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

Not EVERYTHING I write is comedy based....

  The rain steady and unforgiving, drums her torso, running rivers of cold down her legs and into her shoes.  A summer rain isn't always a warm rain, especially at night. ...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:51:00 PST

THE INTRODUCTION OF COLIN

      Monica floats in the room, coffee in hand, and sits in the comfy chair. She closes her eyes just long enough for Jerry to pop up in full red Spanish Inqu...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

BOWIE, IZZARD, JERRY and the CASE OF THE EYE PATCHES

    My first instinct should have been to run away.  Like that one time when a cow came sailing thru the air mooing and dropping pies....   Oh!  Cleese thinks he's...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

The Levity of Hate Mail

      Eddie's favorite slag awakes from her sitting position at the kitchen table.  Again.  Face pressed to the script notes beneath her cheek, ...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Thu, 18 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

Jerry and the Rock and Roll Elvis

    She has tucked herself away inside a very safe place.  There is coffee here and a full ashtray.  Her mind pleasantly pointed in other directions at the mo...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

CUSTODY OF JERRY

        CUSTODY OF JERRY     Monica takes pictures off the wall and wraps them in silk scarves.  The ones she tied the Vicar with.  They ...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:20:00 PST

BOWIE: PRINCE OF TIDE

It has been one hell of a day. David got stuck in the laundry room when he went in by mistake thinking it was the wardrobe. In his confusion at not finding coats, he spun around and activated our high...
Posted by MONICA: Colin's Irish Wife on Sat, 06 May 2006 02:33:00 PST