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About Me

I have a mind like a man. I like to gross out my friends. I love to laugh and when I do, I either giggle like Wilma Flinstone or cackle like a witch. I go by many names: Ms. Fancy Pants, The Fun Police, Trouble, Mommy, ect. I get along with just about anyone, and if I don't then there's something wrong with them. My best friends are: Vitamin Water, sour Gummi Savers, and Acidophilus. I'm not a drunk, I'm an alcoholic-american. I do hear that I'm big in Japan. I like my coffee like I like my men: big and dumb. Sometimes, I feel like Beta in a world of DVD. I get bored easily (hence the short sentences). The little things in life make me happy and they do mean alot. I like spending time with my family and friends, listening to music, burping contests, and being loud. I seem lately to have a penchant for old phrases like "There's trouble a-brewin!" or something along the lines of that, I've also been fond of "Blankety-blank" and "two shakes of a lambs tail"-that's not used enough anymore. I'm used to getting weird looks and making an ass of myself, there's always someone who needs to laugh. I have a hard core addiction to e-bay (it's scary!). Also, I'm mother to the coolest five-year-old around, he's the light of my life! Â Â Â
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My Interests

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Seeing live music in dive bars, blatant sarcasm, low brow humor, hanging out with my son and watching him become more like me everyday. Cooking with my boyfriend, gummy candy, pugs, dressing up, reading, spankings...you know, normal stuff. I also like to grab boobs, be it my own or someone else's, it just takes away all your troubles-just like my boyfriend says.

I'd like to meet:

Sheep:
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Music:

I HEART 90's ALTERNATIVE!!!! Matthew Sweet, Juliette and the Licks, Jenny Lewis, The Dandy Warhols, Aqualung, Bright Eyes, Flogging Molly, Bjork, Kanye West, Willie Nelson, Low Millions, Norah Jones, Violent Femmes, Ryan Adams, My Chemical Romance, Neil Diamond, The Killers, Elton John, Wilco, Rufus Wainright, Rancid, Cake, They Might Be Giants, Reel Big Fish, Weezer, Save Ferris, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Lou Reed. Pretty much listen to anything, these are just off the top off my head. But, my favorite songs are "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen and "Lola" by the Kinks.Â
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Movies:

Favorite at this time, is Vanilla Sky (I don't know why!!!), Come Early Morning, Brothers of the Head, Grandma's Boy, The Virgin Suicides, Saving Silverman, The Notorious Bettie Page, Rock Star, Sorority Boys, Forrest Gump, Lurking In Suburbia, Dirty Love, Hard Candy, Eight Crazy Nights, Jackass 1&2, Dumb & Dumber, Secretary, Flashdance, Tommy Boy, Constantine, bad 80's teen movies, other Cameron Crowe movies, Van Wilder, Boogie Nights, Old School, Waiting, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, Kill Bill 1&2, Anchorman, Velvet Goldmine, Wedding Crashers, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Comedians of Comedy, The Goonies, Bubble Boy,Sixteen Candles, The Fifth Element, Kevin Smith movies, most John Cusack movies. Mostly anything low brow and tasteless.Â Â

Television:

DEXTER!!!, The L Word, My Boys, Law & Order-SVU, The Comedians of Comedy, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, The Family Guy, Weeds, Six Feet Under, October Road, One Tree Hill, Will and Grace, The Kids In The Hall, The Simpsons, Home Movies, Buffy, Angel..........god I'm such a nerd!
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Books:

Anything written by Douglas Coupland!, Geek Love, He's Just Not That Into You, Candy, The Virgin Suicides, anything with an interesting cover really. I don't these count as books but you can get them in a book form: Get Fuzzy comics and The Far Side comics.

Heroes:

Sofia Coppola, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, Anna Faris, Jack Black, Ryan Renyolds, Jenny McCarthy, Rose McGowan, Parker Posey, Brody Dalle, Juliette Lewis, Courtney Love-yes, that's right.

My Blog

Ain’t love grand?!

So, I was in the tub thinking about past relationships (mostly between the ages of 17-21) and I can't believe how stupid I was to be so "in love" with such pieces of SHIT! What the fuck was I thinking...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:44:00 PST

What do you do when you find people from your past?

You all have done it. You get bored, and decide to look up old friends, classmates, exes. You find them, check their page if it's not private (which, by the way is LAME. Get over yourself), maybe you ...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:29:00 PST

Connors turning the big 0-5!

I'm in shock that Connor will be 5 on Monday! I feel like crying everytime I look at him because he's not a baby anymore, he's a little man. I'm terrified of him growing up, I'm so afraid of not being...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

Ever have a "Jake Ryan" relationship?

So, I just finished watching Sixteen Candles and I, like all other girls, love the ending when Samantha finally gets to be with Jake Ryan and I started to think about a past relationship I had when I ...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:14:00 PST

My secret boyfriends....SHHHH! Dont tell!

I like to make my fiancee jealous sometimes with my "secret boyfriends". My boyfriends and I have a great secret relationship. Hee, hee. I just thought I'd share, I'm not crazy! Number 3: Jamie Olive...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

My 2 favourite gadgets....yes that’s with a "U"

I have two personal favourite gadgets right now: one is my cell phone ringtone which is the whistle theme to Kill Bill, and second is my new toothbrush that plays Canned Heat from Napoleon Dynamite......
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:42:00 PST

Aging-Pros and Cons

So, my 28th birthday came and went and this is what happened: Many people have guessed that I was 21 or 22 this past week (my wrinkle cream must be working!) Day after my birthday, I found my first ...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:08:00 PST

Life update

So, my shitty computer hasn't worked in weeks and I have to wait until I get my sweet tax refund (thanks Connor-it really pays to have a kid) before I get a new compooter. I got engaged last month and...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:38:00 PST

Oh, Connor!

Songs my son can sing: Ring of Fire-Johnny Cash Sunday Morning Coming Down-Johnny Cash Rehab-Amy Winehouse Float On-Modest Mouse Rocket Man-Elton John Eleanor-Low Millions ...
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

to all my friends for this weekend

Hey guys, let's avoid the bars! All are invited to come over, chill and watch movies. Call me-xoxo
Posted by wreaking havoc since 1980 on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST