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Barstool Philosopher

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About Me

Mother Redhead Libra 28 Caffiene Addict Irish Lass Pessimist Instigator Master of Sarcasm Mischief Maker Computer Nerd Word Nerd Nerd (in general) Tattooed Poet Artist Easily Amused Lyric Junkie Lover of all things Nicolas Cage

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My Blog

Sia Lyrics

Breathe Me lyricsHelp, I have done it again I have been here many times before Hurt myself again todayAnd, the worst part is there's no-one else to blame Be my friend Hold me, wrap me up Unfold me I a...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:33:00 GMT

Lewis Black Said It Best

Lewis Black Said it Best: Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, gray, rain, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and g...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:21:00 GMT

Innocent Joy

So, if you know anything whatsoever about me, you will know this: I hate cold weather.  I am cold, literally from October to May.  So, naturally when I got up this morning and went out to wa...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Lyrics Nerd Alert!

Glycerine - Bush Just one of the many songs I've never actually listened to the lyrics to and now I love. Must be your skin that Im sinking inMust be for real cause now I can feelAnd I didnt mindIts n...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:30:00 GMT

Perspective

The Velveteen Rabbit was my favorite book as a child. It remains one of my favorite books, still.  I stand amazed, how, as an adult your perspective changes, and reading something old, can be lik...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:19:00 GMT

All Aboard the Tuberculosis Express!

I take the Metra everyday.  I watch people cough and sneeze and not cover their mouths, and blow their nose - and then touch every fucking railing and handle everywhere.  I'm no germaphobe b...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:27:00 GMT

Random thoughts for Friday

1. I'm laughing at you, and if you think this is about you, get the fuck over yourself. lol 2. I'm thinkin Jem or Punky Brewster for Halloween. (Or Vicki from Small Wonder) 3. I need one of those litt...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:12:00 GMT

An Oldie but Goodie

Pressure pushes at my temples with the fierceness of diamonds. While clicking talons reach behind eye sockets threatening to shatter  I breathe.  They say rest is for the wicked, but really, res...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:25:00 GMT

This makes me smile

Heard this for the first time last night. Its a song Vedder wrote for Cubs fans.  It kicks ass. (Bad timing considering they lost to Milwaukee last night. Grrr.)  Here are the lyrics. "Somed...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:19:00 GMT

New Writing Stuff

In speaking, I am small. My voice is quiet and holds heavy, years of second guesses. Confidence feigns sleep on lips' threshold. So I slink in the tall grass of adjectives Where communication becomes ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:59:00 GMT