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Trockel

The Trials and Tribulations of a one man show.

My Interests

Music:

Music is boring, b/c everyone sounds the same.

Movies:

Anything with Kurt Russell.

Television:

The Tick animated series.

Books:



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Heroes:

Tum Tum the Blanky, John M. Trockel and Super Tooth.

My Blog

Just got in a really bad mood and thought wow!

I just wrote about 3 pages on how angry I was about a few different subjects including politics, my school, and some other shit and, when I finished I slowly Erased it and realized how worthless peopl...
Posted by Trockel on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST

JELLY DOUGNUT SANDWHICH

As a fat liitel kid from Queens my family and I would go to the mall out in Long Island ( anyone from queens knows the mall) and do the usual walk around and annoy everyone till my father slapped the...
Posted by Trockel on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

Trailer park girl

Picture this. A three hundred pound woman walks into 7-11 soaking wet fromt he rain in a red shirt and black spandex pants looking like pancake batter in a garbage bag. Behind her is either her midget...
Posted by Trockel on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

Sky Diving Is fun

Went sky diving today and my life has been changed forever. I will probably go diving 5 times a year or  more if the money is there and will probably hunt for adrenaline  rushes like  t...
Posted by Trockel on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:18:00 PST

Make a wish foundation

Tuesday night  I went to Mets game and was having  a great time  UNTIL some  little Bastard from the  make a wish foundation broke through The chain that seperates The fr...
Posted by Trockel on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST

Death of the scorpion

So when Greece and I  crossed paths this past summer I had stumbled upon Scorpion vodka which is like tequila with the worm but with a scorpion and I brought it home for the world too s...
Posted by Trockel on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:20:00 PST

Dermatology 101

You know whats AWSOME? When you go to work one night and from the first second a 40 year old Dermatologist sweats the  shit out of you for 7 hours. Also she makes it obvious to the whole bar...
Posted by Trockel on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:42:00 PST

BLOGS!

Yeah they suck big Ass. No  body ever writes anthing worth  reading. Thats it! John
Posted by Trockel on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:22:00 PST

BLOGS!

BLOG'S SUCK ASS
Posted by Trockel on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:20:00 PST

Drink real beer. YOUR FAT!

Pulling  out of the local  Seven  Eleven  today and I see some fat fuck with a case of  Michelob Ultra. Seeing this I notice this guy is about 300 pounds and just a ...
Posted by Trockel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST