Mother gave birth like a sprinkler, and referred to the eight of us that she kept as 'her little keepers'. The non-keepers; the other Humperdink siblings, are spread everywhere we went. It was our job as Mother's kids to help her to leave her babies on random doorsteps in nearly every town we traveled through in the U.S. & Canada. Setting down a baby & running back to the car is one of my earliest childhood memories.
Grampy was born dead, but we still keep him. He's in a water filled jar on the mantle. His water is cloudy from the peanut butter that we put in there for him to eat. He stinks like death but we fucking love him.
"Register at a hotel under a pseudonym, and then rent two convertibles - a Porsche and a green Cadillac - so you can switch cars when things start to go bad. Be sure to launch one of these cars off a steep hill."
Oh.. and I'm moving to Cancun in September, so any locals should message me :)
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