While many of my contemporaries (you know who you are bitches!) would say that I am sarcastic, crass, and down-right nasty . . .they are wrong. I am a teddy bear, a softie, a sweetheart. I am apple pie, sugar and spice, and fresh squeezed lemonade on a hot summer's day. I spend most evenings at home quilting blankets for freezing orphans and making cookies for starving children. I gave a homeless man one of my kidneys just the other day . . .he didn't even need the damned thing, I just thought it might be a lovely gesture for me to offer and he accepted saying, "You truly are a saint, a blessing, and one of the few remaining kind souls on the planet!"
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