My poop, cat poop, all poop, running so fast, sleeping so hard, sitting on kitties, playing with dead things, barking at Mr. Squirrel and jumping on people's babies.
BRB - Big Red Ball: for all the good times in yard
BGS - Big Gross Snake: for dragging and chewing
ODB - Old Dirty Bear: for always being there
LFR - Lil Filthy Rabbit: for being small and easy to chew
RDC - Real Dirty Kitty: for the easy toss ribbon
DDS - Dad's Dirty Sock: for whipping around in mom's face
The makers of Nylabone for allowing me to chew indefinitely.