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Beans

bostonterror

About Me

You will hear it soon. The pitter patter of tiny feet in the distance will become an overwhelming thunder. We are many and strong, and will only stop when we have established dominance over all humankind.

My Interests

My poop, cat poop, all poop, running so fast, sleeping so hard, sitting on kitties, playing with dead things, barking at Mr. Squirrel and jumping on people's babies.

Heroes:

BRB - Big Red Ball: for all the good times in yard
BGS - Big Gross Snake: for dragging and chewing
ODB - Old Dirty Bear: for always being there
LFR - Lil Filthy Rabbit: for being small and easy to chew
RDC - Real Dirty Kitty: for the easy toss ribbon
DDS - Dad's Dirty Sock: for whipping around in mom's face

The makers of Nylabone for allowing me to chew indefinitely.

My Blog

Kneel

Long have we watched you. Long have we played along as you awkwardly fumbled for treats in the yard. We poop for you in disgust. What sad creatures you are, always bending down as if we can't already ...
Posted by Beans on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST