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golda

matchmaker, monkey mgr, dj, female transvestite

About Me

MONKEY: what is turbo schnapps? ------------------------------------------GOLDA: balkan schnapps, great with balkan scheiss musik under chestnut trees.------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------MONKEY: wanna make a monkey rap?-----------------------------------------GOLDA: give me some vodka first. (greetings to yuri) i'm too sober for an interview. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------GOLDA: (too sober) i don't know...--------------------------------------------MONKEY: (with scared expression) don't hit me!!!----------------------------GOLDA: you have to improve your german! your boyfriend is lazy in educating you in german grammar. other than that, are you still happy with my matchmaking? ------------------------------------------------------------ ----MONKEY: we do it monkey style everyday! OUCH!!! monkey abuse! gimme a cigarette! ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------GOLDA: that's not healthy for making babies.. ---------------------------------MONKEY: what? doing it monkey style? #FF3300#FF3300#FF3300#FF3300#FF3300 #FF3300015015 #FF3300#FF3300

My Interests

turbo schnapps,cooking( obsessively ! ) neo rauch!!;young artists like mongo la bruce, dgv and auto-art room in vienna.... psychoanalysis, geronto psychotherapie, traumata and their consequencies...

I'd like to meet:

jewish male who has--------------------------------------------------------- ----------- vinyl----------------wigs----------------------shoes-------- ------------money-------------no children---------------------------------free time-------------------vegetables in the fridge--------------------abilty to bring coffee to bed in the morning------------------country house----------------------money-------------------cats----- -------------------sheep (that he doesn't fuck when i have a headache)--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------nette wurst------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------ no dogs-----------no bones-----------no stds-------------------

Music:

i..ll take it as it.s said from the residents: GOD DAMM MTV ! well, i ..m playing fluxus sounds or strafe für rebellion (pianoguitar!),hank williams ,renaldo& the loaf; hoppy kamiyama(!) ,flaming fire,services, mr oswald,ostertag,jon rose,sharp,dagmar krause,sun city girls,glenn branca,after dinner,japanese music from the 30-ies on ; lot..s and lot..s of tzadik!!!!!!!!! ( one of my favorites: mystic fugu ).. as from zakarya; terry riley,and early russian electronics and of course alfred schnittke!!! wolfgang mitterer..s grand jeu für mechanische orgel(!) roy nathanson,marvin pontiac, david garland, carla kihlstedt;rhys chatham,james chance,....and very privatly a lot of old balkany stuff,klezmer,and accordeon music :otto lechner,one of the great austrian musicians,and pamelia kurstins "thinking out loud", oh and actually loving hannes löschels stadtkapelle with klemens lendl, specially the schubert stuff!!!

Movies:

more prefering short films, myself studied method acting ( now becoming a psychoanalyst-hähä...)and worked as a performing artist with people like " geschwister odradek "-,loving the live performance and the stage-------movies: david lynch, well eraser head is still top, john waters,or lots of japanese! ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------

Television:

i am obsessively looking for cooking shows-----------------------------------------the best way to start my day is to watch cooking shows in the morning while drinking coffee in bed---------------------------------------------- i heard that in america there is a channel devoted to cooking shows------------ i am so jealous

Books:

are the real heroes!!!! too many of them,... but martin suter is someone i adore actually

Heroes:

people who wear wigs and don..t fear the reactions..., men who dress like women, good musicians, good cooks, people who can shut up sometimes--------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------people who have survived---------------------------------------------------- ----------------

My Blog

next...

1.10. .....rhiz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by golda on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

terasse hauptbibliothek

so it`s nr 10 of guertelnightwalk !first time for me :-)check out: http://www.guertelnightwalk.at/
Posted by golda on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

rhiz: 22.august!

again with barbez!will play quite a lot tzadik stuff, alvarius b and OTHER GROUND.
Posted by golda on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST

next times.....

22.8. Rhiz25.8. terasse stadtbibliothek
Posted by golda on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

golda and the chinese opera.......

where?:-)at RHIZwhy?great place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!with martina cizek on the the lyricon, a synthesizer from the 50-ies, and pamelia kurstin on the theremin, must not be explained anymore......visuals fro...
Posted by golda on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:04:00 PST

jazzclub mio: 25.5. !

something totally new!!!!!!!!!!!!pamelia kurstin: thereminpascal gully: drumsjerome fohrer: bassdj support: goldavienna, jazzclub mio, schellhammergasse 22, 16.bezirklook also for: www.wohntundspielt....
Posted by golda on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

sex up your life!

16.5 rhiz : pamelia kurstin (us): tzadik release party :thinking out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!with jez riley french (uk)dj golda plays tzadik,and some of pamelias favorites from tonic.....soon some ...
Posted by golda on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:39:00 PST

dj golda at rhiz

RHIZ: 8.1 !!!!! party with yuri lemeshev& pamelia!!!bring your favorite russian melodies!!!!
Posted by golda on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

konzert at rhiz,2.aug.

witness , the perverse conversion of GOLDA to GOLDI  the christian hamster! with special appearance by FRANKI-BOY, the monkey spanker..... witness,the great PAMELIA KURSTIN becoming a roly p...
Posted by golda on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST