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There Can Be Only One!

All ya need is love... love... love is all you need! Good Karma to all! God bless! MJK

About Me





Rocker PhoTog(glamour and event) Musician NICE guy, friendly... Hi!

I take pictures for Ford, Elite, IMG, Click, Code, DNA, Fusion, ICM, LA Models, MMM (both of them) MC2, NEXT, Nous, Premier, Q, Request, Select, Storm, Silver, Vogue, Success, Vision, Women, Wilhelmina, etc etc etc

I've also worked with many legendary, and not so legendary bands as a Concert Photographer at MANY famous venues all over the world and as an Event Videographer at many different venues all over the world as well.

Would you like your EVENT ARCHIVED as well? Feel free to ask me.. that's my specialty and I love a good project.

Hello NEW FRIENDS! Michael Joseph Kramer here! Pleased to meet you all!

I was born on March 19th in Bridgeport Connecticut at 11:57pm EST... but I definitely do not look or even ACT my age! ahahaaa The "perfect" older man!

I'm an AudioVisual archivist/producer MJKAudioVisuals, to be precise!

An audiovisual archivist/producer is:

A Professional Photographer -

A Modeling and Talent Agency -

A Professional Videographer -

I'm ALSO:

A musician/songwriter/guitarist who's a TOTAL Rocker.

QUEEN is my biggest influence as well as Kim Mitchell/Max Webster, Cheap Trick, ACDC, Blue Oyster Cult, Elvis Costello, and most all the rocking music of the 70s, 80s etc.... Not impressed with most bands of today... the pop arena AKA the MTV generation 90s thru now SUCK BUTT.... so I do tend to live in the past because there hasn't been anything better since... but I create, so I'm very cool in that sense.

I OWN:

A Recording Studio - MIDI capable

An AudioVisual Editing Suite - Adobe equipped! All video editing

A Photography Studio - More Adobe equipped

LOTS OF GUITARS !!!

At last count I was pushing just over 80 !!!

I'm whacked! I need help!

They never let me down as "women" do, so I keep buying them... no worries!

Any women like that out there? ahahahaa Don't be offended now! Just PROVE yourself to me! That's all it takes! LOL

AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE MR BLUE SKY MEDLEY OF SUPERSTARS!

My Interests

Life! Of course! Traveling.... Theatre.... Music.... Shows! Vegas! Atlantic City! Disney World! WallyWorld! Great Adventure! Hershey Park! ROAD TRIPS! Awesome! Ummmmm..... Making Love? That's always nice! Movies! Music Performance! NYC - California! Europe! Australia! EVERYWHERE... Love doing tours! What have I missed? Just throw it in, I just forgot. Thanks!
World Clock by Crazyprofile.com

I'd like to meet:

My best friend...Someone who's got their shit together and WANTS but doesn't NEED me.... Capice'?? Check out this site for more pictures of me.... MJK AudioVisuals .... THANKS!

Music:

Freddie... you are so greatly missed! Between God, my dad and you.. life can only get better for me! Thanks! YES!

QUEEN stuff!

Go to QUEEN STUFF GALORE
Click on the BLUE letters that say QUEEN STUFF GALORE and click on FREDDIE... too cool right?

Go to QUEEN CRESTS GALORE

Brian May
BRIAN MAY of QUEEN

Official QUEEN International Fan Club
QUEEN Official

QUEEN ..
QUEEN .. NO ONE BUT YOU FREDDIE!!! Queen and PR? Whaaaa? Just stop!

Movies:

YES !!

Television:

YES !!!..
What family Guy characeter are you Your Result: Evil Monkey

You enjoy harassing or stalking people to the point og being obsessive compolsive. But that is all a show. After you freak a few people out you enjoy sitting back and smoking your bong.


Quagmire
Brian
Peter
Lois
Stewie
Chris
Meg
What family Guy characeter are you
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Books:

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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


The Midland
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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Heroes:


Brian May Guitars
www.brianmayguitars.co.uk
Here's where I lose ya! ahahahaha Howard Stern! David Lee Roth! Bill Clinton! (Though I'm neither Republican nor Democrat) MANY musical heroes! FREDDIE MERCURY! BRIAN MAY! JOHN DEACON! ROGER TAYLOR! For many different things I have many different heroes.... especially my family and friends! THANKS!You have a sexual IQ of 156

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comThis is just plain old CRAZY shit here!

My Blog

Right my lovely LOVING Ladies out there? You can't deny! ;^)

ORIGINALLY COMPOSED in JULY 1988 by Michael Joseph Kramer for my human sexuality classes at Sacred Heart University. I received an A+ and a year long relationship with my "married" teacher at the...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:11:00 PST

QUEEN - RAIN MUST FALL

I can see it in your starsLife is so exciting,Acting so bizarreYour world is so invitingPlaying really coolAnd looking so mysteriousYour every day is full of sunshineBut into every life a little rain ...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

What guitar am I ??? Hmmmmmm..... ahahahaa!

HASH(0x84250c8)What guitar are you?brought to you by Quizilla You are a CLASSIC and UNIQUE guitar! Yet a guitar that can sound like any other when you need to! You can be as BIG as a Gibson or as th...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BUT I LOVE TO CUDDLE? My Skills TESTED!

http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=2123" method="post">What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 31%Kissing Skill Level - 64%Cu...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST

HUGE PARTY!!!!!

97% OF U WON'T POST THIS!!!! When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for him. Repost this w/the title: HUGE PARTY!!!!! p.s. you never know whe...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:16:00 PST

Check out this video: Spanky!Spanky! (80's Perv Cut)

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Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Terms for the home of the one eyed wonder worm!

PunnaniTerms vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Right ladies? How to eat "kitty kat" and by this I mean PussyCat and by this I mean Vagina !!!!

How to eat pussy Current mood: horny (as always - haa haa) When a woman finds someone who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare cu...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Booty Call Contract - Agreement.... Sign In Please! ahaha

Booty Call Agreement Pre-Booty Call Agreement - This is funny stuff! Have FUN!! This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ___________...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Skillz.... Datz what dae say! aahhaahaha

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 84%Kissing Skill Level - 82%Cudding Skill Level - 100%Sex Skill Level - 84%Why They ...
Posted by There Can Be Only One! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST