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Hot Swipe

I am martyn, i am a dry sarcastic twat, i dont take shit from any1

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorWell…….
here goes………
I’ve been told I take sarcasm to a whole new level, something to be proud of I suppose……
Apparently I'm random
I sometimes think I am the only “normal” person around
I'm also told i'm scatty… but in a good way :S
I am an orange belt in Karate
I'm Happy go Lucky
I have letters after my name.... who thought that would ever happen???? :o
I consider myself to be Welsh 1st British 2nd
I don't wanna get old, it scares me
My name comes from the Roman God of War
It means from/of Mars
My transformer name is HOT SWIPE
My fave Transformer is Hot Rod
I’m lost without my friends
I like to think they are lost without me
When I grow up I want to be a film editor
I've started my own company, i film weddings at the moment, roll on music vids!!
I also want to be a Power Ranger, Green will do
I smell of diesel Zero Plus
Diesel Zero Plus smells sexy!!!
I’ve Just taken up Dirtboarding and loving it!!!!
I will drink anything as long as it ain’t cider, the only think that will give me a hangover
My Nintendo DS goes everywhere with me (apart for TJ’s when I’m pissed)
I’m learning to play the harmonica
I’m a chocoholic
Crunchie bars are the sex!!!
Dw i’n dysgu cymraeg (I’m learing welsh)

I Love!!


Building sand castles
SNOW!!!!!!!
My car!!!! She is called Angie
She is a fiat Punto!!
She hates people that drive the speed limit and under!!!
My iPod!!!
Getting drunk, my fave drink is Jack D and Dr pepper mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My graffiti converse
Video games!!!!!! Spesh sonic the hedgehog!!!!!!
Watching the TV
Confusing people
The summer
Super Heros!! I wanna be one!!!!!
Sushi

I Hate!!


Unnecessary things
When people I don’t like speak to me when I make it obvious I don’t want them to
When people spell my name wrong!!!!!
I'm martYn not martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate having 2 much change in my wallet, it confuses me!!
Fungus
If you get bored add me on msn [email protected]

My Interests



My interests are:-
* gettin drunk
* pissed
* bladdered
* and wrecked.
I'm also interested in:-
* music,
* Films,
* T.V.
*Karate
* cycling
*Roller Blading
*and Wicca

Loving the video games Lately!!!!!
Love playing my DS in random places!!!!!
Every1 should get 1!!!!!
Just started to use the WiFi bit on it which is really cwl!!!

Am on a fitness splurge at the moment so bought an MP3 player 2 make it more fun!!!

I'd like to meet:

ppl that are fun
ppl that like to get drunk
ppl that are sarcastic
ppl that like films!!!!
ppl that can speak welsh!!! i gotta practice
ppl that are into Wicca
ppl that Mountainboard!!!

I'd not Like to Meet

ppl that are boring
ppl that take life to seriously
ppl that dont drink nd tell me i have a drink problem because i like to get drunk once a week
ppl that judge you b4 getting to know you
ppl that stand on the side nd dont join in the fun
ppl that make me fall in love with them then rip my heart out and stamp on it

Music:



All-American Rejects
Billy Tallent
Blink 182
Boy Sets Fire
Brand new

Cerys Matthews
Coheed and cambria
Dido
Fallout boy
Fightstar
Finch
Finger eleven

Goldfrapp
Gorillas
Greenday
Gwen Stifani

Hot Hot Heat
Insane clown posse
Jem
Jimmy eats world
Joss Stone
Junior Senior

the Kooks
Kosheen
Linkin park

the Libertines
the Magic Numbers
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
McFly
Moby
Motion City Soundtrack

Natasha Bedingfield
New found glory
New radicals
Nightwish

the Offspring
Orson

Pappa Roach
placibo
Reel Big Fish
Simple plan
the Smiths

Something corporate
the Start
the Strokes
Sum 41
the vines
Within Temptation

Glastonbury was the best thing in the world, saw my fave bands with 1 of my best M8s!!!!!
standing at the front of the killers with my welsh flag will be with me 4eva, poor Emma could hardly see them though
"Bring some stilts next time emma!!!"

GAMES

Another Code : Two Memories
1080 Avalanche
Black & White
Bomber Man

Dungeon Keeper
Grand Theft Auto
Killer Instinct
the Legend of Zelda

Mario Kart
Megaman
Meteos
Nintendogs
PoKeMoN

Sonic the Hedgehog (all of em)
Soulcaliber
Starfox
Theme Hospital
Trauma Centre - Under the Knife

Super smash brothers
Super Mario

Movies:

here are a few i LOVE!!
Austin Powers
Bandidas
Blade
the Blair Witch Project
Cars
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Creep
Conan
Constantine
Dark Crystal
the Davinci Code
DodgeBall
Dracula
Dr Who
Escape to Witch Mountain
EverAfter
Fantastic 4
Finding Nemo
GalixyQuest
Half Light
Hard Candy
Hellboy
Hero
the Hills have Eyes
Holes
House of Flying daggers
The Incredibles
Inside Man
Kill Bill
Labyrinth
Legally Blond
Madagascar
Mallrats
Muppets from space
Nightmare Before Christmas
the One
Peter Pan
Riddick
the Ringer
R V
Saved
Scream
See no Evil
Seven Swords
Severance
SharkBoy and LavaGirl
Silent Hill
Sky High
Sleepy Hollow
Spirited Away
SpongeBob Squarepants
Star Wars
Superman
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
TeenWolf
TeenWolf Too
Tomb Raider
Transformers
Tristan & Isolde
Ultraviolet
X-Men

Television:


8 simple rules
American Dad
Angel
Bewitched
Bones
Buffy
Dr Who

Ellen
Firefly
Friends
Get Ed
Home improvements

Less than perfect
Little Britain
No Angels
Power Rangers

Red Dwarf
Robin Hood
Scrubs
Simpsons
Sliders
Smallville
Star Trek

Thunderbirds
Tity Bang Bang
Torch wood
Transformers
Vicar of Dibley
Will and Grace

Books:



Love Tatania Hardie's Witchcraft books and Silver Ravenwolf's
Plus anything with Myths and Legends

Heroes:

Dont relay have any "horoes"....
i aint found many people i can look up 2....
maybe cause i'm tall?? who knows :s

My Blog

1st blog in AGES!!!

so i aint done 1 of these for ages and thought i'd have a blab for a bit lol i was watching a show the other day, this guy asked this girl out on it, she replied with "no, i haven't caught my breath y...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:40:00 PST

my odd stalker fridsy night :(

ok... so i decide to go home 2night after getting very drunk i walk to te place where taxis usualy pick people up by the post office in Newport centre i see my m8 nd his cousin ad his m8 there nd chat...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

chuff off Sean Kingston!!! i’m suicidal now!!!!!

right!!!! well pissed off!!!! so i'm over Jaynes, we're listening to the radio chatting away all happy, having fags nd drinks, nice and relaxing after work!!! all of a sudden that chuffing sean kingst...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

My emo blog for the year........ more of an essay lol

well... everything all seems to be going odd or shit in my life at the moment... i have no idea whats going on and i'm feeling a bit overly lost!!!! it was Tara's birthday party 2night!! i spent quite...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

My life as a non smoker.....

WOOOOOOO!!!! I quit smoking on monday!!! found it realy hard on the 1st day but as the days went on it got easyer fruit is very very good!! i'm eating grapes in the car to get my mind off fags!!! I di...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

Why is it sooooooooo hard????

its starting to get 2 summer!!! its very hot and lush so i've decided its summer already but people are arguing with me!!! I realy wanna get thinner for the summer, yet again another moan about my wei...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

the update

well... i aint done 1 of these for ages and ages now so decided its time to do 1!!! Lets start with a high note!! i is got a guy!!! He is Luc and he has a brain like mine!!! Finaly some1 that doesnt ...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Catch 22!!! whatever that means

so my sister is moving back in for a bit as she has almost sold her house and is now looking for a new place in newport!! Because of this the puter will be moved in2 my room as i am the main user and ...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Chrismas!!! WOOOOP????

so i'm putting up the christmas decorations 2day... after bout an hour and teen titans finnishe i got realy bored and started to think!! my mind is stuck on this question.. Do christmas decorations sm...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:10:00 PST

The Shitness of me......

well... me and toriah were supposed to be filming 2night, it went a bit bad!!! It started when my dad had a go about the time i was leaving the house to go filming.  The time was 6pm and its a ch...
Posted by Hot Swipe on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:03:00 PST