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Lloyd

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About Me

I like cheese. I used to cut it and sell it for a living. I'm annoying as fook and will bore you to death with useless facts and stories of my past adventures. I can move one eye independantly from the other. I can roll my tongue clockwise but not anti-clockwise. My left foot is longer than my right. I have a problem with my right knee. I have two lumps on the tendons of my left hand. I have rubberlike skin. I'm allegic to sunflower products. I resently started drinking properly again after a 7 year hiatus.

I'm part of hooks law promotions check us out.

I also play in this band -- MISUSE
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My Interests

Music
dancing like a complete fool
cheese
the word moist
finding vegan friendly sweets
watching films
going on goonie adventures for rich stuff
salsa lessons
bathroom and kitchen fitting
being a handy Lloyd
Singing in me band Misuse
Drinking beers with stupid names
attempting to gain skills...badly

I'd like to meet:

The people at starburst who invented joosters. hmmmm joosters. I would alos like to kick them for discontinuing them
A lovely lady :)
Micheal Palin
THE CREW

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Music:

I dig music...
Hardcore
Metal
80s'ness
Cheesy pop

Movies:

I like films...
Goonies
Topgun
Zoolander
Platoon
Donnie Darko
Rocky Horror
and many more

Television:

I only watch...
Mythbusters
Micheal Palin adventures
A Team
Bullseye

Books:

Pah books who needs them...they make the good ones into crappy films

Heroes:

Mr T sucka

My Blog

trying to find a home

 
Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

zombie nosh (not the film)

We have a song in band about what would happen if notorious "wegan" (thats how they say vegan " band MAROON were to get bitten by zombies. Would they go on a meat eating flesh munching rampage? ...
Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:56:00 PST

WHY?????

Chung off the telly has let me down.... Zane and Chung are no longer on the telly Dr Lloydberg's favorite TV couple after Richard and judy are no longer doing popworld!!! SUCKY SUCK SUCK...
Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST

updates

I've been a bit locked in the house today. I haven't left which sucks. another day wasted. I hate it when i do that. Today is kats birthday. happy birthday Going to chill, play wii and watch csi wit...
Posted by Lloyd on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

the happiness of mr lloyd

Isn't it great when nice things happen. Things that make Lloyd happy. Getting a text from Kat Kates excitement when she gets to see her current squeeze Seeing people for the first time in a long t...
Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:36:00 PST

ombersley festival update!!!!

New acts!!! The Decking stage: Silent glen's spoken word The john stick experience Jeni's words Nitropanther The dance garage: DJ jase DJ Lloydberg The comedy lounge: ***exclusive to Ombersley fe...
Posted by Lloyd on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

Ombersley festival

Ok I'm thinking of having a festival themed Party at some point this summer. Festival hats Tents in the back garden. The Decking stage. The Dance garage. The comedy kitchen. The hippy market. (all...
Posted by Lloyd on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

return of the mac

Ok so I haven't done a blog in what seems like a while. I seem to have been to busy to be bothered. Well heres a quick one for the books. I've been working my balls off. It turns out that now I've be...
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

The art of the cowboy

Today I shall teach you the art of the cowboy dance. First shoot from the hip. get those pesky varmints away from your prize. Next get your rope. hold it tight and swing that bad boy around your head...
Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST

its monday

... woo 
Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST