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Coke and Vaseline

They told me to take a streetcar named Desire...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like minded artistes...photographers, models, stylists, fashion designers, MUAs...and people who want to buy me presents.

Drop me a line if you require my services as a model, designer or flautist and I'm sure we can come to an arrangement (I have no qualms about swapping skills for hard drugs or giant shoes).

I DO NOT REQUIRE A BOYFRIEND OR A HUSBAND FROM THE INTERNET, for the love of god, you fucking weirdos- don't send me those emails.

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Music:

lamb. lamb lamb lamb, a hundred times: lamb. tool. no doubt. 2manydjs. tom waits. christina aguilera. fabric live. billie holiday. system of a down. prodigy. ray charles. the white stripes.

Movies:

28 days later. a streetcar named desire. fight club. life is beautiful. natural born killers. TRUE ROMANCE. oldboy. the secretary. brick.

Television:

eastenders! neighbours! Big Brother, yes. And Lost. I fucking love the Lost. Jeremy Kyle and Trisha, back to back- perfect way to start the day feeling real fucking good about myself.

Books:

memoirs of a geisha. the great gatsby. lolita. the time travellers wife.

Heroes:

I don't have any right now. Can't be fucked.

My Blog

A fresh start

ANOTHER motherfucking fresh start, I'll try and ensure there's a bigger gap between this and the next.   MUST be a strong independent woman...     Only I will touch those bad boy breas...
Posted by Coke and Vaseline on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:41:00 PST

In the library...

....Going mad, writing a 5000 word report, but already over by about 1000 with SO much more to doooooooooooooooo...when can I leeeeeaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee. It ...
Posted by Coke and Vaseline on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:37:00 PST

Status

I am a single unit
Posted by Coke and Vaseline on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 05:40:00 PST

SHIT DAY

Just got up thinking maybe TODAY there will be a CD full of Barcelona images waiting for me...instead I am greeted with a fucking "We're holding an item of mail for you" card. Not only do I have to v...
Posted by Coke and Vaseline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HELP

I NEED CIGARETTES THANK YOU PLEASE
Posted by Coke and Vaseline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The New Year

Hurrah...a new internet game to distract me and help me to procrastinate even further...
Posted by Coke and Vaseline on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST