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Victoria Laza

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

About Me

Goddammit Yes! I am Victoria Laza!
Victoria Laza I am.
And indeed, Victoria Laza I shall be.
Now that we've cleared that up, here are the very basic facts (if you can handle them).
You already know who I am. If you don't, you're a fucking liar: I just told you.
I write D.N.A., I write ZOID, I do indeed model (yes I will for you), and blah, blah, blah...
I'm gay, dammit. Sorry, but guys just seem not to like... get it.
Girls: I will not fall in love with you. I refuse. I refused before, but I let myself do it, and she fucking left me- further proving my point that love is bullshit and causes unnecessary pain to those who participate. :] I'm abstinent in every sense. Don't even try.
I'm a Non-aggressive Moral Nihilist and an Idealist .
I recklessly beat people up. And I thoroughly enjoy it.
If you guys would stop asking for pics I'd probably upload a ton. ;] Juuust a hint.
I say: dank, dig, drag, chank, row, cool, hip, fresh, and crusty. Therefore I am cooler than you.
Punk Scene.
Better yet: Everything in the Goddamn Motherfucking World Scene.
I like to write and read. I don't go and chill out and party and drink and get knocked up and shit. Thoughtless activity is wasted time, and wasted time is lost money.
I think like an economist.
I read i-D like it's my fucking job. (I wish it was my fucking job...)
I'm ignorant when I want to be. I know it, and I like it.
I'm right. You're wrong. And that's just the way it is.
And for all of you borderline-retarded scene boys who keep calling me an ugly dyke: go ahead, that's fine. Doesn't change the fact that I'm in your girlfriend's top 8.

My Interests

Not a train, just a perfection site. I somehow got in. Yay. :]

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet her.
ms modern home
517-449-9094
[email protected]
shallbemartyrs
[email protected] click here if you know me

Music:

The Clash, Can, Pulp, Fugazi, Rilo Kiley, Rage Against the Machine, Art Brut, Oasis, Blur, Hollywood Undead, NOFX, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bad Religion, Weezer, Death Cab for Cutie, Nirvana, Slayer, Hüsker Dü, Cardigans, Strokes, Tiger Army, AFI, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens of the Stone Age, Specials, Goldfrapp, Detroit Cobras, Death from Above 1979, Action Action, Fischerspooner, Jane's Addiction, Bloodhound Gang, The Hives, Rancid, Phantom Planet, System of a Down, Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Vaux, Sponge, Radiohead, Bauhaus, Dead Boys, Violent Femmes, The Damned, Casualties, Rudimentary Peni, The Shins, Shapes and Sizes, NWA, Public Enemy, Run-D.M.C.

Movies:

Empire Records, Lolita (1997), The Blair Witch Project, Ten Nights in a Barroom, Birth of a Nation, Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans, Mädchen in Uniform, Apples, Modern Times, The Lost Weekend, The Bad Seed, The Ten Commandments, Room at the Top, The Thrill of It All, The Agony and the Ecstasy, Charly, Performance, A Clockwork Orange, Soylent Green, Carrie, La Cage aux folles, The Breakfast Club, Caravaggio, Superstar, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Delicatessen, Whore, Malcolm X, Fear of a Black Hat, Oleanna, Shake Rattle and Rock!, Sister My Sister, The Addiction, The Run of the Country, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Beavis and Butt-head Do America, I Shot Andy Warhol, Scream, Bent, Love and Death on Long Island, The Sweet Hereafter, American History X, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slums of Beverly Hills, Jawbreaker, Kite, Pi, Rasen, Ringu, Sex in a Cold Climate, Strike!, Velvet Goldmine, American Beauty, But I'm a Cheerleader, Cruel Intentions, Girl Interrupted, New Waterford Girl, Ringu 2, The Sixth Sense, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, The Color of Friendship, The Filth and the Fury, The In Crowd, Little Otik, Ringu 0: Bâsudei, Requiem for a Dream, The Smokers, Fait d'hiver, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Metoroporisu, Mulholland Dr., Chigago, Cinemania, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Drumline, The Hours, I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, The Magdalene Sisters, XX/XY, Unfaithful, 11:14, Bright Young Things, The Corporation, The Ring, The Dreamers, Elephant, Good Bye Lenin!, Love Object, Love Me if You Dare, The Saddest Music in the World, Short on Sugar, Thirteen, Closer, Mean Girls, Exquisite Corpse, In the Realms of the Unreal, Mean Creek, Notre musique, Shaun of the Dead, Der Untergang, Saw, Voices Carry, The Chumscrubber, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Hard Candy, Gus Van Sant's Last Days, Pretty Persuasion, The Ring Two, Slippin': Ten Years with the Bloods, Tamara, V for Vendetta, Totally Awesome

Television:

electrolux!® layouts

Books:

Nineteen Eighty-Four, Brave New World, Scarlet Letter, Maus, The Metamorphosis, Before The Law, Lolita, The Lovely Bones, My Sister's Keeper, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Of Mice and Men, Forever, We All Fall Down, Notes on Camp, Misery, Ordinary People, James and the Giant Peach, Lord of the Flies, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret, A Light in the Attic, Killing Mr. Griffin, That Was Then This is Now, Family Secrets, A Clockwork Orange, Leaves of Grass, Madame Bovary, Animal Farm, Farewell to Arms, Sister Carrie, Doctor Zhivago, Critique of Pure Reason, Autobiography of Malcolm X, Confessions, Women in Love, Social Contract, American Tragedy, The Bell Jar, Mein Kampf, Red Pony, Affluent Society, Slaughterhouse Five, Clan of the Cave Bear, As I Lay Dying, The Age of Reason, The Book of One Thousand and One Nights, Civil Disobedience, For Whom the Bell Tolls, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Catch-22, Collapse, The Camp of the Saints, Fight Club, The Feminine Mystique, The First Stone, Hogg, X-Day, Like Water for Chocolate, The Mad Man, Might Is Right, Josefine Mutzenbacher, Bicameralism, The Painted Bird, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Society of Mind

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut: 1922-2007

Caravaggio, Joe Strummer, Arthur Schlesinger, Franz Kafka, Jean-Luc Godard, Irving Penn, Aldous Huxley, Roy Meadow, Deepak Chopra, and every punk who has never called himself one.

My Blog

stop tuggin on zeh bra. (ZEBRA PRINT DEFAULT)

My computer screen shows images too wide, so if i did a preview of this you wouldn't be able to see the background. Just look at it for yourself. :) CH-CHECK ME OUTT...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

jurassic action, jackson II

Get.
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:51:00 PST

hot lovin'

Hehe yes, Natalie and I have started a layout site, and this is the first layout I have done for it. I'm done doing a hundred fucking previews for a flashing layout that everyone lurks, takes and neve...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

i want my mtv (cleanest layout ever made)

http://myspace.com/electrolux25 I'll make previews later. The Internet is being a crusty crackwhore. For now, click on the link. You have the energy, right?...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

ugly dolls (default)

Get. This is a lyt I made for Pixels Inc's layout archive. and... yep. That's about it. Add them. Take it. Kudo. Comment. (I can see you lurking...) Preview: ...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST

overcompensatory cuteness. (flashy tables, skinny)

You have to see it to believe its sexy hotness could possibly exist. Just look at it, and please comment, since I took forever previewing all the damn screenshots for you. Be nice. Preview (flash...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

ostentatious v2: seizure!

this is a newer, faster, crazier version of ostentatious. The colors in ostentatious are rainbow colors; the colors in seizure! are pink, purple and blue. Just... fucking look at them both damnit...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

ostentatious. (flashy, skinny default)

Same background as flashdance!. The layout is too complex and moves too much to screenshot it, so just try it out yourself. Hover over everything, and yeah whatev. For the comment box that matches wit...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

sex with the stars

oh damn. Yes, Goldfrapp had this background. Hence the quote. And yes, I stole the background. But I made the layout. I blasted "Blood on Our Hands" like 958453078 times on my iPod this morning. Buy...
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

texas-style shootout

and guns go... Preview: 
Posted by IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION™ on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST