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The World Famous Swinging Johnson Brothers!!! Live Improv Comedy Without A Net!!!!! NEW MOVIE!! "SAWdust" For the 2007 MTV Movie Awards
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Help the Swinging Johnson Brothers and Freakshow Entertainment win the spoof contest for the MTV Movie Awards.
The Movie is called "SAWdust" It's a mixture of Saw 3 and Disney's Pinocchio.
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The Dangers of Getting Stoned

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Mr This and That
From Hobo Jazz and The Swinging Johnson Brothers
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"THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS" -Cisco - Brand X Morning Show on X103.9
"WORD" -OWEN / OWENART.NET
"THAT WAS TERRIFYING" -Harley Quinn
"SIMPLY UPROARIOUS!" -Boris the Spider
"YOU GUYS ARE NUTS!" -Evan
"I'VE NEVER BEEN SO DISTURBED IN ALL MY LIFE. THANK YOU" -Nicole
"I'M GIVING YOU MAD PROPS ON THE MOVIE. PUT IT ON MY PAGE AND EVERYTHING." -Murphy's Law - I'm Going To Be Famous
"THAT'S AWSOME!!!!" -~:*SaRaH*:~
"WHO ON THIS PLANET THINKS YOU DIPSHITS ARE FUNNY? THAT IS NOT EVEN WORTH LAUGHING AT!" -tiffany
"HA HA.. I LIKE THAT.. THAT IS ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!! LMAO.. " -brittney
Here's Some More Johnson Films!

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COMING SOON!
The Swinging Johnson Brothers are a world famous improvisational comedy group.
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My Interests



Johnson Profiles
2X Johnson
Double the pleasure, tripple the chuz
Big Sexy Johnson
I put Ketchup on my Ketchup.
Clipper Johnson
I probably hate you.
Dick Johnson
Oh, that's nice!
Dictator Johnson
Bang, Bang take off your pants!
Magic Stick Johnson
Balls Deep!! To the Clown-Nose!!!
Juan Johnson
MyPimpHand (YourPimpHand)2
Moondoggie Johnson
Just happy to be on the outside.
Strangling Jack Johnson
Fear the Plankton!!!

Healing the ills and follies of the world with the power of hilarity.

PRODUCTION STILLSGALLERY
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The Dangers of Getting Stoned


SUPPORT LIVE COMEDY

TONY FINAAZO'S TAXIDERMY

FROM WITHIN

PSYCHO CHRISTMAS


A tribute to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

I'd like to meet:

All sorts of ill peeps, folks, buds, homies, ninjas, cuz's, hos, dudes, and fools.

Movies:

Our first full length motion picture is "Driving Bill Crazy" wich is due out in early 2006 (Release dates may or may not be subject to change based on whether or not we're lying right now). But for now, we have a bunch of really retarted short films and teasers. And of course there much more stupidity on the way. I know you can't wait.

WELCOME TO JOHNSON LAND!!!
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Mail Order Bride

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"Mr. This and That" By Hobo Jazz
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The Swinging Johnson Brothers Commercial
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Tony Finaazo's Taxidermy
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The Dangers of Getting Stoned
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Psycho Christmas
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Television:

This is an early poster for a series of sketches called skunk'd based off of Punk'd.Right now we're in the process of filming the pilot episode of "The Bolimo the Clown Show." It's a show about what goes on behind the scenes of a really bad early morning clown show. For pictures and other information check: www.swingingjohnson.com..

Books:

None of us know how to read. Sorry.Check out some of our merchandise................

Heroes:

Dave "Silky Johnson" Chapelle, The T-Rex, Superman, Bleeding Gums Murphy, George Carlin, Batman, Timpleton, Rip Tourne, Rip Talor, Jack the Ripper, The band that originally sang, "Come on Eilene," Johny Depp, White Castle, your mother, Huggy Bear, Paris Hilton, Hellen Keller, Bat-Boy, Osama Bin Hidin', Hugh Hephner, Bruce Lee, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Jerky Boys, Jerkin it (yes, I mean jaggelin off), Mr. Tamborine Man and of course his tamborine.
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!

My Blog

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Secret info from our man on the street. Current mood: thankful ...
Posted by The Swinging Johnson Brothers International on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST