Johnson Profiles
2X
Johnson
Double the pleasure,
tripple the chuz
Big
Sexy Johnson
I put Ketchup
on my Ketchup.
Clipper
Johnson
I probably hate
you.
Dick Johnson
Oh, that's nice!
Dictator
Johnson
Bang, Bang take
off your pants!
Magic
Stick Johnson
Balls Deep!! To
the Clown-Nose!!!
Juan Johnson
MyPimpHand
(YourPimpHand)2
Moondoggie Johnson
Just happy to be
on the outside.
Strangling Jack Johnson
Fear the Plankton!!!
Healing the ills and follies of the world with the power of hilarity.
PRODUCTION STILLSGALLERY
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The Dangers of Getting Stoned
SUPPORT LIVE COMEDY
TONY FINAAZO'S TAXIDERMY
FROM WITHIN
PSYCHO CHRISTMAS
A tribute to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
All sorts of ill peeps, folks, buds, homies, ninjas, cuz's, hos, dudes, and fools.
Our first full length motion picture is "Driving Bill Crazy" wich is due out in early 2006 (Release dates may or may not be subject to change based on whether or not we're lying right now). But for now, we have a bunch of really retarted short films and teasers. And of course there much more stupidity on the way. I know you can't wait.
WELCOME TO JOHNSON LAND!!!
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Mail Order Bride
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"Mr. This and That" By Hobo Jazz
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The Swinging Johnson Brothers Commercial
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Tony Finaazo's Taxidermy
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The Dangers of Getting Stoned
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Psycho Christmas
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This is an early poster for a series of sketches called skunk'd based off of Punk'd.Right now we're in the process of filming the pilot episode of "The Bolimo the Clown Show." It's a show about what goes on behind the scenes of a really bad early morning clown show. For pictures and other information check: www.swingingjohnson.com..
None of us know how to read. Sorry.Check out some of our merchandise................
Dave "Silky Johnson" Chapelle, The T-Rex, Superman, Bleeding Gums Murphy, George Carlin, Batman, Timpleton, Rip Tourne, Rip Talor, Jack the Ripper, The band that originally sang, "Come on Eilene," Johny Depp, White Castle, your mother, Huggy Bear, Paris Hilton, Hellen Keller, Bat-Boy, Osama Bin Hidin', Hugh Hephner, Bruce Lee, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, The Jerky Boys, Jerkin it (yes, I mean jaggelin off), Mr. Tamborine Man and of course his tamborine.
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BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!