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bardick

My head hurts.

About Me

Fat bloke, skinny bloke plus friends. As boring as that.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/19/2006
Band Members: Dave Connor and Paul Stewart
Influences: Mogwai, Kinski, Morrissey, Faust, Brownies (religion is evil) Plants, Floyd, The Robot Haters, Holmes and all the usual toss people listen to.
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Loads of stuff. Too diverse. A broken Fiat Power Steering Motor maybe or F.o.B.a.D. "Mostly blah blah Daddy blah blah and lacking cohesion and blah blah Wotifyoudropthebabyonitshead blah blah but very detailed." Henry Wrinkle, Stink Magazine September 11, 2001. Egham Ladies v Esher Tigers Gridlock Bypass Weekly.
Record Label: The WoodShed (signed by ourselves to ourselves)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

32ft Garage

new song. another song from a paul-riff. the night we recorded the main guitar riff the stubborn bastard refused to play in normal tuning and i refused to play in anything but straight tuning. i won a...
Posted by bardick on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

The Twisted Bishop of Ripswich.

I simply love lieing, pissed arseholes who drink wine at embassies, get into other peoples cars, replace the owners vehicle contents with their own and falsely report crimes that never happened in a d...
Posted by bardick on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Clinical Decision Unit

Here it is. a 14 minute progster. very, very lo-rez. if you want to hear it on a cd in all it's glory then message us and we'll send you one. it was recorded 5 months ago in the summer with nick vaug...
Posted by bardick on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

jack white. cock.

i saw a trailer for a music doccy just the other day. jack white said (with a grin like an angry sphincter) "i just don't trust anyone that says that they don't like led zep". and he's right. if i met...
Posted by bardick on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

Arab Strap fans at The 100 Club

What a shower of posing twats at the 100 Club. To the younger men wearing Arab Strap t-shirts and the older men wearing slightly-too-tight Durutti Column t-shirts and the thick cock of a blonde girl w...
Posted by bardick on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:10:00 PST

In Rio it's snowing

The studio PC mainboard wheezed its way to oblivion last week. The company fitting our new kitchen attempted a port-scan on my head and I realized how much I hate teeth. We are halfway through an epic...
Posted by bardick on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:05:00 PST

Spittle

The other day my in-laws arrived for their usual mid-morning coffee laden with various shopping bags & musings of the weeks events in their home. Half way through our weekly update, my father in l...
Posted by bardick on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:18:00 PST

Slayer unplugged

Bardick have decided to include a cover of Slayer's 'Cult' during an accoustic gig at the Devonshire Arms, Camden. Other artists to be covered will include Rage Against The Machine...
Posted by bardick on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:18:00 PST

yeah. me too.

Sonic Youth. Nice album.
Posted by bardick on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:47:00 PST

fighting cheese tadpoles eeks the best out of the working class

Nothing could be finer than Danny McNamara pissed on boddingtons with a roll-up in his top pocket. what a truly shit band Embrace are. funny how them and Coldplay collaberate. it's like fucking new la...
Posted by bardick on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:08:00 PST