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An Evening with Ryan Westhoff

Spaulding get you're foot off the boat!

About Me

Name: Ryan Westhoff
Age: 26
1. What is your favorite word? Goo (no matter how its used, I like it)
2. What is your least favorite word? Annoying (it's annoying)
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? clicking (when a group of people or just two people click the possibilities are endless)
4. What turns you off? anger (not fired up, but ANGER there's a difference, people)
5. What is your favorite curse word? clusterfuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
7. What sound or noise do you hate? when the bottom of your shoe wears down and sometimes begins to make a clicking noise. you cant escape it.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teacher.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Mortician (fear of zombies... and it's sad)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Aren't you happy to see me?"

My Interests

I'm a sports guy.
I breathe Cardinals baseball, and I also like football (Rams, Browns, Bears).

I'd like to meet:

No Fucking Way I look Like Obi-Wan Kenobi! I look like NONE of these guys...well maybe the dude from the Mummy. My Heritage is full of shit.

Music:

The Beatles
Rolling Stones
The Format
Taking Back Sunday
Bob Dylan
U2
Weezer
Augustana
Ben Folds
David Gray
Dave Matthews
Foo Fighters
Fall Out Boy

Movies:

Indiana Jones
Evil Dead Trilogy
Fever Pitch
High Fidelity
Signs
...you know shit like that.

Television:

Arrested Development
Brisco County Jr.
Mighty Max
3 Stooges
The Office
Flight of the Conchords
Family Guy
Scrubs
Simpsons reruns
FUTURAMA!
LOST!

Books:

I Am Legend
5 People You Meet in Heaven
What Dreams May Come
3 Nights in August
If Chins Could Kill
CALVIN AND HOBBES!
To Kill a Mockingbird
One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest

Heroes:

Those people big and small that have done extraordinary things to change the world that surrounds them.
It takes all kinds to make this place better for everyone.

Matt Pathenos R.I.P.

My Blog

Eulogy

let's pretend that we can still pretendlet's pretend that we are young againi am only looking for a friendlet's pretend that we are young againi drink for all the secrets that you seeki drink for all ...
Posted by An Evening with Ryan Westhoff on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

2008: Year One.

So 2008 is finally underway and its time for a new blog about it.  I made my resolutions for 2007 and Im proud to say that I accomplished a few of them but I also realized pretty quickly that I h...
Posted by An Evening with Ryan Westhoff on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST

Burger for Burger...Goodbye Matt

It is with a deep and sorrowful grief, that I must announce that a good dear friend of mine, a man that I felt as though were a brother to me, passed away the other day giving the ultimate sacrifice f...
Posted by An Evening with Ryan Westhoff on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST