My name is Luka, oh yes I think you've seen me before I live downstairs from you...Oh wait, that's a Suzanne Vega song.Let's bullet point this. I'm efficient like german.1. I'm aweseome. It would serve you well to remember that.
2. I'm a the SSD of a nursing home. That would be Social Service Director. I.E., I'm a social worker. No, I don't hug trees.
3. I'm getting a Master's Degree in Professional Counseling. I WILL be able to tell if you're crazy, stressed, or just an asshole.
4. I'm getting married in April. Ergo, if you're some lonely creepy fuck, look elsewhere. I am not interested, and I feel sad that you feel the need to solicit on Myspace. Good God, man, go to a bar!
5. I'm merely a jaded yet friendly product of generation X. I'm sure you can relate.Ok, so that's enough about me. I hope I've made your day and given you something to do with your time. Adios for now, cybernerd.
"I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now."-Bob Dylan, from "My Back Pages"
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kira...Can you read?
Birthday: 82182
Birthplace: Bellevegas, baby!
Current Location: Small town, IL. Gettin' ready to move to bigger town, IL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Currently, blondish. That's an outdated picture.
Height: 5'5. Yup. I'm a short one.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Cause righties are much cooler than lefties.
Your Heritage: germanirishdutch. Ruff ruff, I'm a mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Not applicable. It's Sunday.
Your Weakness: Buying shit.
Your Fears: I'm not telling you that. You can use that information to stalk and kill me. Excuse me, I have to cower under my bed now. With the lights on.
Your Perfect Pizza: I kinda like the chicken pesto pizza at Vito's...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Actually, my goals are being met. I'm buying a sweet ass house, I'm getting married, I'm wrapping up grad school...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use instant messanger.
Thoughts First Waking Up: There's no thought, more an exquisite rush of anger when it's not a weekened or holiday.
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm quite partial to my collarbone.
Your Bedtime: Usually about 9 or 10ish.
Your Most Missed Memory: Thanks, bitch, now I'm pining for the old days.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: No thanks.
Single or Group Dates: Depends on my mood.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like both, as long as it's diet green.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE.
Do you Smoke: Like a broke stove, to quote the fab miss Alecia.
Do you Swear: Fuckin a right I swear, motherfucker.
Do you Sing: Ah hah, do I sing and do I sing WELL are two COMPLETELY different questions...
Do you Shower Daily: Yes....?
Have you Been in Love: Am now, yeah, cheesy, I'm aware.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. Let's just call a mulligan on those four years and move on. No do overs, let's just drop it.
Do you want to get Married: I am. In April.
&..39;Do you belive in yourself:' Yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: Eh, why not?
Are you a Health Freak: Yesish and Noish.
Do you get along with your Parents: Pretty well, yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK NO. Do you know what thunderstorms spurn? Tornados. And what do tornados do? They make things fall on your house and crush you into oblivion. Why would I like that? WHY?
Do you play an Instrument: *intsert dirty joke here*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah. At a wedding.
In the past month have you Smoked: Um, see above, tard.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup! Ok, not the illegal kind.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Oh hell yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Mmm, chocolate cookie puke...Tasty.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've never eaten sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Alas, no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of millions of Americans. Just eat me up.
Ever been Drunk: Ayuh.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah. Heh.
Ever been Beaten up: Both emotionally as well as physically, I'm sure.
Ever Shoplifted: Mmm, back in the black days. Ick.
How do you want to Die: I don't. Thanks.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Beautiful warm brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: shaved
Height: Ok, all I'm doing is describing my husband to be...
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 daily.
Number of CDs I own: I keep count. Really, I do.
Number of Piercings: Only my ears.
Number of Tattoos: Uno.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A ton. Blech.
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