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Arildo Dildo (dj)

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About Me

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About me it sais... It all began with my parents copulating on a warm summer night in Barcelona. My mother, a hippie barbiedoll from Norway, and my father, a womanizer from hell (with a big... mustash at the time). They got married and separated two times legally and split up and got together (how to say?) in a very much passionate amount of times. From a..erm Fraudian point of view this may explain my extremely fucked up way of dealing with relationships of the opposite sex. You have been warned.Since this is not a dating service and i DO call myself Arildo Dildo, I will rapidly go on to my next subject which has absolutely almost nothing do do with anything I have just written.I love beer. I REALLY love drinking beer. More than beer i really love listening to music. More than listenig, I really love playing music for other people. More than just playing music for other people, I really love mixing tunes for a larger amount of people. For me it's the urban way of connecting with Spirit. A biomechanic Spirit because as much as we are flesh and blood, we are technology, and it is a part of our soul... like vodka, tequila, whiskey, bourbon or any other kind of Spirit. ............................................................ ............................................................ ..........Did i menion that i am a dj?......................................................... ............................................................ ................ Here is what what Electric Lane wrote about me: (Just little bit over the top if you ask me but fuck it) ............................................................ ............................................................ ........... ARILDO DILDO aka Arild LopezThe name Arildo Dildo has an almost legendary status in Oslo, the city where this hyper-creative eccentric grew up. His name is synonomous with diverse experimental music, openmindedness and a uniquely alternative experience. He has been providing the people of Oslo with an entire techno scene ever since he totally converted to it after experiencing the early acid-house and techno parties at the Blitz and Kampen Verksted -squats in the early nineties. From his background of playing drums in several hardcore punk bands and literally growing up in the middle of his Spanish father's enormous record collection, he began managing his first record store in Oslo when he was only 18. Living as a squatter, he started out organising a series warehouse parties, eventually securing his residencies at the worldrenowned clubs, Jazid and Skansen in 1998. Also a regular radio voice, he built up such a hype that he later became responsible for promoting several club consepts around the city and eventually promoting and booking at the venues Sikamicanico and KillYrEgo. KillYrEgo became the alternative club in Oslo where Arild presented a very diverse musical experience ranging from techno to noise, hip hop, rock and jazz. His success with Sikamikanico and KillYrEgo led to several international dj bookings including renowned clubs such as Tresor and Neue Heimat and he has played alongside luminaries such as Laurent Garnier, Matthew Herbert, Richie Hawtin and Kid 606. He has been playing regurarly at Moog in Barcelona since 1999, and is now even more often to bee seen behind the decks after relocating permanently in 2004. Seemingly born to be a dj, he specialises in a what he describes as futuristic hi-tech funk, but can also be found at residencies in Oslo playing everything from disco to afro-beat, new wave to no wave at all. The larger than life personality, humour & enthusiasm he infuses into his diverse style has made him a much loved and unforgettable dj- and not to forget for his very unconventional promtion-tecniques as posing naked in his kitchen or in a bed of flowers in several interviews, posters and flyers threw the years. His humouristic lyrics and Bee Gees/Prince vocal styling is featured on the latest album from Oslo based electro techno duo Trulz & Robin - "Intersexual"(Planet Noise). He is currently working on his own musical material in Barcelona. ............................................................ ............................................................ ........... Braglist:Here are some of the people Arildo has played at parties, consertsand clubs with through the years... Karheinz Sockhausen, Carl Craig, Jeff Mills, Ritchie Hawtin, Magda, Steve Rachmad, Rhythm & Sound w/Tikiman, Central, Wild Planet, Jerome, Jamie Lidell, Markus Mller, Safety Scissors, Neil Landstrum, Bill Youngman, Patric Catani (aka Candyhank, Atari Teenage Riot), Society Suckers, Chicks on Speed, Ed DMX (aka DMX Crew), Devilfish, Heiko Laux, Laurent Garnier, Layo, Matthew Bushwacka, Mr C, Jori Hulkkonen, Maurice Fulton, Zombie Nation, Princess Superstar, Jamez, Cynthia Stern, Ibrahim Alfa, Daniel Benavente, Lory D, Leo Young, Samuel L. Session, Luke Eargoggle, Aubrey, Mark Ambrose, Rob Mello, Jan Jelinek (aka Farben), Codec & Flexor, Jesper Dahlbck (aka DK), dj Misha, Jeroen (aka Groovehead), Dan Bell, Maral Salmassi, Luke Vibert, Brooks, Ritchie Hawtin, Hardfloor, Marco Carola, Rother & Moebius (ex Neu! & Kraftwerk), Andrew Weatherhall, Northern Lite, Robert Lamart, Misstress Barbara, Oscar Mulero, LTJ Bukem, Pascal F.E.O.S., Francesco Farfa, Marco Passarani, Jose Padilla, Xploding Plastix, Mind over Midi, Move D, Radioactive Man, Francoise Kevorkian, Vitalic, the Prodigy, the Youngsters, Xploding Plastix, Robert Leiner (aka Source Experience), Echoplex, Fred Everything, Matthew Herbert, dj Vadim, mr Thing, Martin Horntveth, Eva Cazal, Bjrn Svin (aka Prins Esso), Bjrn Torske (aka Ismistic), Per Martinsen (aka Illuimination, Mental Overdive), Fe-Mail (Maja Ratke), Sole, Sage Francis, Grand Buffet, Kid 606, Puzzleweazel, Pure, Truls & Robin, Ost & Kjex, Beyond Dawn, Solar Temple, Psycofreud, Sunjammer, Knifehandchop, Mikkel Metal, Monkey & Large, Teebee, Electric Lane, Bulletproof, Zak Frost, Ozy, Ohm, Cave, Kango's Stein Massiv .... and many many more. Here are some of the parties, clubs and festivals Arildo has been playing at both in Skandinavia and other European countrie through the years.Tresor, Neue Heimat,Triebwerk Dresden, 10 Monegros (Groove Parade), Quart Festivalen, Floyen Festival, Numusic Festival, Moog, Astin, Jazid, Skansen, Bl, Killyrego, Sikamikanico, Freak Fusion, Hausmania, Blitz, Hyperstate, Sommer Paraden, Nomaden, The Church, Banco Rotto, Kvarteret, Fuse, Escriba, Apocalypsis, Bodhi Nights, Serum, Confused Fusion, Sting, Strictly Kinky, Fetish-98, Planet Noise, Rockefeller, John Dee, Sub City, Chateu Neuf, Stretch, Rebirth, Reverberate, Basement, Wuha Festivalen, Good Times, Barbeint, Living Room, Barongsai, Sub Pub, M3,Parc Evil, Gotham Nights, Moon, Heroes, Kraftverk, Fonii, Head-On, Eclectic Sattelite, Gode Viber, So What, Spot, Cafe Con Bar, T-Lounge, Fru Hagen, Dattera til Hagen, Macondo, Internasjonalen, Everything, Castro, Mars, Pure, Mnefisken, Strontium 90, Nattguiden Awards, Back to the Future, Himkok, Lille Munk, Superreal, Iconoclastic, Don't Hang the DJ ..... and yes many more here too.

My Interests

Err beer, music, females. (How original?!) I would be lying if I would say it different.

I'd like to meet:

... funny and inderesting people.

Music:

Where do I start? From John Coltrane to Claude Young to Ravi Shankar to Camaron de la Isla to Tata Gines to John McLaughlin to Robert Babicz to Aphew Twin to John Zorn to Xennakis to Lee Perry to Leon Thomas to Harry Parch to Autechre to Astor Piazzolla to Lole y Manuel to Zakir Hussain to Nusrat to Christian Vogel to Matmos to Guem et Zaka to dr John to Estrella Morente, ESG, Ost & Kjex, Boredoms, Ricardo Villalobos, Bobby McFerrin, Robag Wruhme, Biosphere, Alva Noto, Maja Ratke, Coil, Fela Kuti, Nina Simone, Paco De Lucia, Richard Hagopian, Matthew Herbert, Can, Amon Duul, Mauricio, Bjrk, Nina Hagen, Kate Bush, Captain Beefhart, Charles Mingus, George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Prince, Diamanda Galas, Yma Sumac, Gtatchw Mkurya, Glenn Branca, Jackson and his Compter Band, Sly Stone, Karlheinz Stochausen, Phillip Glass, Steve Reich, Venetian Snares, Jamie Lidell, Robert Johnson, T-Bone Walker, Stevie Wonder, Missy Elliott, Talking Heads, Merzbow, Jim O'Rourke, Joy Division, James White and the Blacks, Arto Lindsay, Stacey Pullen, Carl Craig, Thelonious Monk, Jaydilla, Sa-Ra, Sun Ra, Olivier Messiaen, Underground Resistance, Marvin Gaye, Steve Rachmad, Tortoise, Suicide, Throbbing Gristle, Arthur Russel, Quasimoto, the Bug, Bach....AAAAAARGH PLEASE STOP ME !!!! THIS WILL GO ON FOREVER. i am forcing myself to stop.. breath.. good.

Movies:

stuff by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, David Lynch, Fritz Lang, Spike Jones, Orson Welles, David Cronenberg, Shinya Tsukamoto, Terry Gilliam and oh yeah ..he he Ed Wood or anything else that appeared on The Deadly Ernest Horror Show when I was a kid. While I'm at it i might as well mention some really sick neverending 70-80's weekly reruns on cable in Norway like: Lost In Space, Planet of The Apes, The Young Ones, Dr Who, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... haven't seen the remakes of all this coz their probably all really crap. I'll sling up some more here when get rid of my amnesia.

Television:

nope

Books:

Stuff by Aldouse Huxley, George Orwell, David Bohm, Erik Damman, Rupert Sheldrake, Ken Wilber, Gary Larson, U. G. Krishnamurti, howtobeagreatinbedbooks, cookbooks, conspiracytheorybooks (all of them) .... and my mpc 4000 manual witch is hell.

Heroes:

check my friends list

My Blog

Did I delete you?

For some i reason i managed to delete some people frome my friends list. I think I was drunk and exciteted and pressed the same button to many times. If it is you I deleted please don't be angry. Have...
Posted by Arildo Dildo (dj) on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:53:00 PST