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Amir

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Malcom, Noob Saibot, KC Jones to name a few. Who else? Clay Aiken, Lil Bow Wow, and General MaCarther. I should put a dog leash around your neck and call your Jarred you inconsiderate bastard. I want to meet sorcerers who can make my legs and arms longer so I can be a better basketball player and dunk on my favorite players, like Kurt Rambis. If you wreak of wild berries and eat twigs, I want to meet you too.

Music:

Canibus, Jedi Mindtricks (Vinnie Paz, Jus Allah), Killah Priest, Nas, Rakim Allah, Bone.

Movies:

The Fundraisers.

Television:

Souf Park, Dave Chappelle, The Office, Bill Mahr, O'Reilly Factor, Family Guy.

Books:

Anything in braille.

Heroes:

Rip The Jacker, Tony Danza, Scott Baio, Danny Devito, Kurt Rambis, and the owner of Panda Express.

My Blog

IT IS HERE.... THE FUNDRAISERS.... THE GREATEST FILM IN HISTORY

This is my film. I wrote, produced, and directed this gem. It is my baby, let me know what you think folks. ...
Posted by Amir on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST

After months of consideration...

I've decided to purchase a midget. I know what you're saying, they prefer to be called dwarfs! Well whatever, I'm not in the mood to be PC. In fact, I just sent a generous donation of $...
Posted by Amir on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST

So it's final...

So it's final, Jews have no place in society. They should be shunned and casted away much like vampires of Transylvania were after that neck incident which left 3 dead and left another 17 in critical ...
Posted by Amir on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:37:00 PST

I'm hungry...

It's 4pm and I haven't eaten today yet and I can't for the life of me get up out of this chair to go get something to eat from my fridge. I better call someone to come over and get me some food from m...
Posted by Amir on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

Racial Cleansing

White people have 2 Caronas and they think they are so hard with their flame or barb wire tattooes on their arms and shit. Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy your LL Cool J, Shaggy, and Blink 182 son...
Posted by Amir on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST

Sittin here...

listenin to Queen after drinking a gallon of anti-freeze, and I'm feeling pretty good. I'm over here talking to Al Qaeda's top operative. I told him to calm all the ruckus he's causing in the mid eas...
Posted by Amir on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:28:00 PST

After selling my body in TJ for many years....

I've now stopped selling my body to overweight Mexican women who can only say "dick" in English. I am broke again, I've put that life behind me and am trying to do the moral thing, which is go to scho...
Posted by Amir on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST