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Jesse

Oh, hey. I didn't see you there. I was too busy being awesome.

About Me

I'm a man's man. Rugged. Handsome. Ruggedly handsome. I can hike entire mountain ranges. Big ones. I swim across the English Channel for fun. Plus I swim to England, just to warm-up for swimming across the English Channel. I challenged George W. Bush to run for president against me in 2008 and he backed out. I've hunted wild wildebeasts in the Serengeti. I can spell "Serengeti" without even looking in the dictionary. I look good on Myspace, AND in real life. Beat that. Plus, have you seen how fast I can grow a beard? Fast, dude. I mean, I just grew a beard in the time it took to write this. Now I'm off to shave. See ya later you babyface bitches.

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My Interests

Snowboarding, surfing, boating, camping, traveling, reading, writing, playing guitar, getting wasted with my homies.... I'm sure there's more. Wait... actually, no... that's about it.

Music:

I make love listening to Kelly Clarkson, cause I'm sensitive like that. My favorite bands of all time are Social Distortion, NOFX, AFI, and Rancid. But there's so much good music out there and i like a LOT of it! Jack Johnson, the Shins, Foo Fighters, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Outkast, Biggie, Tupac (I seriously can't decide if i Biggie or Tupac better...), GARTH BROOKS, Al Green, Ray Charles, and John Legend kicks ass!. Oh yeah, and I can't forget the classics: I could listen to Bob Marley, Van Morrison, and LYNYRD SKYNYRD, for-ev-er!!!!!

Movies:

Old School, Anchorman, Blue Crush, Jackass (perhaps the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation), Friday Night Lights, Point Break, Dumb and Dumber, surf videos, and lots of other stuff.

Television:

Entourage, the Sopranos, 24, all SPORTS (hello NASCAR!), SportsCenter, and the Discovery Channel (i wait all year for SHARK WEEK!). Everything else sucks.

Books:

Books.

Heroes:

Ari Gold, Bob Marley, Martin Luther King Jr., my grandpa, my parents, my sisters, and all the SLT homies. Look at us being all grown up and responsible n shit!