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Mr. Gasser

I am here for Friends

About Me

Me luv to burn rubber. Me am 2 crazy. Me rock, me roll. Me A number one ace me-kan-nik. Me slobber over da purdy girls.

My Interests

Me luv to race cars and drive-ing. Girls are okey dokey. Me rock n roll all night. Mama, were all crazy now!

I'd like to meet:

Dyno Don, Leo Fender, Henry and Edsel Ford, Spencer, McGee, McMullin, Pete, Jake, Alex, Dean, and da Red Baron...notz da Pizza one but da one dat shooty shoots Snoopy.

Music:

Me diggy surfy drag beat. Me no like-E da hippy music. No peace noise except when motor go ka blue E into pieces. Me like Rockabilly boogie and boogies from nose nose...yummy yumsters. Punky noise need-e the spirit O 77 ta make me run wid da boss sound.

Movies:

Me like gum ball ralley but me ate all da gum balls. Me not like rice movie with Vin dude, rice make tummy icky bang bang. Bullitt real manny man movie, you no likey you big sissy Honda driver. Holly-wierd Knigts kool kool wangy in da punchy aw-sum. American G about me life but me bedder looking dan Milner.

Television:

Me like Munsters, dragula mean jalopy. Me steal Miz Munster and boom E boo and rat fink a go go with her. Snoopy Great Pump-kin great stuffy stuff but would have been bedder if Snoop draggy racer and not acey ace. One Adamn 12 banna splits ville Hogan's Hero-e kinda guy. Nah Nah Nah Batman!

Books:

Books be good fer brain brain, books be good foo food. Me ate books...tum tum ache...poofty poof after me eat books out both ends.

Heroes:

Rat Finky numb er One bud bud, me likey Roth...him daddy.

My Blog

Message to STREET BEAST owners...

What da heck iz wrong with ya? Youz gots ta be kidding? HOT ROD? ME not thinking so... GROWL...barf! Sp-lick E T splat!
Posted by Mr. Gasser on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST

Dahhhhh!!!!!

Dat new CAFE gas stuff da Prez signed off on stinky stink! Da E-con-0-me stinky stink! Al Gay Duh an da terror goons stinky stink! Hugo Cha-Vez and dat Iranian nut case stinky stink! Da new SPEED RACE...
Posted by Mr. Gasser on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:30:00 PST

Waz a Scion?

  Waz a Scion, dat some kind of spicey spice fer nummy food? Y day call dat kar an X-bee, is dat some exotic dancer buggy bug thingy thing? lights up cuppy holders, what be da deal with dat? I sa...
Posted by Mr. Gasser on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST

Splickity splack a dang dong blogging.

Blog a dee blog blog. Flippity fog bog. Ribbity rip rog. O bang ah d zog zog.  
Posted by Mr. Gasser on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:51:00 PST