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monsieur luffle

the only dope worth shooting is richard nixon

About Me



My Interests

: dinosaurs, vodka, female DJS, morning glory, the inner harbour, blaster cannons, doc martins, players filter, dr. zoidberg, oceanlife

I'd like to meet:

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Movies:

directors: stanley kubrick, danny goyle, george lucas
film: star wars trilogy, road warrior, forrest gump, a clockwork orange, big fish, trainspotting, velvet goldmine, saving private ryan, may, house of a thousand corpses, battle royale, donnie darko, what's eating gilbert grape?, 28 days later, from hell, brokeback mountain, braveheart, indianna jones, shallow grave, bottlerocket, blow
actors: anthony hopkins, ewan mcgregor, thora birch, jon lovitz, matt dillan, steve zahn
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Books:

fiction: the wanting seed, dune chronicles, the drowned world, the jesus incident, zen & the art of motorcycle maintenance, gathering blue, shade's children, hard love, the chrysalids, fifth business, the catcher in the rye, wuthering heights, perfume, the enormous room, a boy of good breeding, bound feet & western dress, the journals of anais nin, the horse and his boy
other: black orchid, the tao of pooh

Heroes:

FRANK HEBERT

My Blog

toilets are stupid: p. 2

i've discovered the mystery behind my toilet's bad attitude. its all pissy and up in my grillz cause it doesn't like me throwing my hair clippings in there. well, why the fuck didn't it say someth...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

public service announcement

ATTN: MALE POPULATION; IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY OF "SWEET BEARD GROWING" THEN CREATE SOME B.A. MUTTON CHOPS ON YOUR FACIAL AREA. IF YOU IGNORE THIS DEMAND, DO NOT BE ALARMED WHEN DEATH TALONS TEAR INTO...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:54:00 PST

toilets are stupid

i fear for my sanity, every time i take a shit in the downstairs toilet its so mercurial in its overflowing fecal goodness onto my bare feet ...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:52:00 PST

victoria and marijuana, hand in hand

i got victoria pains today. the familiar short-lived, dull ache of: god i miss that city. what is it about victoria and vancouver island, for that matter that just makes you pine for them once y...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:51:00 PST

motor script

the funny thing about female orgasms, is the astonishing array of intensities they can arrive in. some are like a gentle rolling hill and when you reach it, the sensation is so soft you can barely...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:49:00 PST

pride is stupid like your father

scared, fear, power, doubt, calculation, over-analysis all from the three simple words: you. should. chill. what the fuck, world. why did you give me this brain full of horse shit. why, i w...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

gamer’s lament

wish you were still a washing machine says: i'm all ready ridiculous with the xbox [sara charizard] says: lol wish you were still a washing machine says: i can always tell when i'm socially regressing...
Posted by monsieur luffle on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:47:00 PST