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Fester

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About Me

Okay, first off:IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PLUG AN ADULT WEBSITE OR WEBCAM, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH ME. I WILL NOT SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR WEBCAM, AND I WILL NOT BUY A MEMBERSHIP TO YOUR WEBSITE!And I will not add you as a friend.I am here to meet real people.Okay, now, about me:I'm a radio deejay. I work for the best rock station in Dayton - New Rock 103.9, The X. They call me Fester. I got that name when I was in broadcasting school. I was an intern at "Cleveland's Rock Station", WMMS. I'm on the air Saturday and Sunday, 10am to 3pm, and I sometimes fill in on other shifts. I grew up here in Dayton, but moved to Cleveland in '97, with a couple of good friends, in search of rock stardom. I played in a couple of different bands over the next 8 years, always with my good friend Steve, but I had to give that up when I got offered this job here in Dayton. I really didn't want to leave Cleveland - I liked it there. I had a band, I had a girlfriend, I had no complaints. But when I was in school, I heard too many stories about people who would send out resumes by the dozen, week after week, and not get a job. I sent out SEVEN... and six weeks after graduation, I got offered a job... on the air... in a decent sized town. I had to take it. I miss my old life in Cleveland, but I really am having fun now. I don't drink much - er, well, I guess in the last year or so I've been drinking a bit more than I have in the last five or so, but still, not all that much. Anyway, I love tequila. And Jagermeister. And a lot of Canadian beers, especially Labatt Blue.I'd rather read than watch tv. I love football(NFL, not college[except maybe the Ohio State Buckeyes!]) and baseball, but I hate basketball. I don't subscribe to any organized religion, but I consider myself somewhat of a spiritual person, and I talk to God frequently. I believe in the healing power of laughter and mind over matter. And I love a good yer mama joke. Oh, and I'm a pacifist, and I've never been in a fight in my entire life, but, I'm bigger than most of you, so don't piss me off, because I can squash you like a fly. j/k.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rob
Birthday: 9/5/75
Birthplace: Dayton, Ohio
Current Location: Waynesville, Ohio
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10" or 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mostly English, some German, Chippewa, who knows what else
The Shoes You Wore Today: some generic Dr. Scholl's sneakers - comfort, not fashion
Your Weakness: pride - i can't ask for help, no matter how bad i need it
Your Fears: success, failure, needles, heights,
Your Perfect Pizza: Marion's Piazza, Dayton, Oh
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose 50 lbs. - or 80
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh, shit! am I late for work?
Your Best Physical Feature: don't ask me
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory: my old cat, Goober
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: flip a coin
Single or Group Dates: yeah, right, like i ever date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: flip a coin. really sweet, no lemon
Chocolate or Vanilla: usually chocolate, but not always
Cappuccino or Coffee: both, mixed
Do you Smoke: i try not to
Do you Swear: in certain company
Do you Sing: not much
Do you Shower Daily: uh, yeah
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: i went to a trade school, that's good enough for me
Do you want to get Married: i can't even get a date, much less a wife
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: just mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell, yeah
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: everyone's on drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: mmm, oreos... no, fraid not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never...yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: at X-Fest I got to get on stage and yell at 20,000 people - it was cool.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: c'mon, now
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was 13 or 14
How do you want to Die: struck by lightning
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: thinner
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland... or Australia... no, wait, Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: no preference
Weight: healthier than me
Best Clothing Style: comfort supercedes fashion
Number of Drugs I have taken: who knows
Number of CDs I own: at least 400
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count, but i think of them as learning experiences, not regrets

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Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom

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Your power symbol: Ace

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Buddhism


67%

Satanism


67%

Judaism


63%

Islam


63%

agnosticism


63%

Christianity


54%

Hinduism


54%

Paganism


46%

atheism


42%
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not afraid to say what's on their mind.A woman who's not afraid to make the first move.

Music:

Black Sabbath (Ozzy), Pink Floyd, u2, Led Zeppelin, Faith No More, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Giant, Fu Manchu, Down, Corrosion of Conformity, Pantera, Primus, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickinson, Overkill, Snot, Acid Bath, Rush, Megadeth, Slayer, (old)Metallica, Anthrax, Testament, Tool, The Tea Party, Danzig, Suicidal Tendencies, Motorhead, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Stone Cherry, The Moody Blues, The Beatles, Jethro Tull,

Movies:

The Blues Brothers; A Time to Kill; Rain Man; Pulp Fiction; Super Troopers; Club Dread; Clerks; Dogma; Braveheart; Desperado; The Princess Bride; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; The Rock; Batman; A Few Good Men; The Patriot; Die Hard (with a Vengeance); Baseketball; South Park- Bigger, Longer, Uncut; Beavis & Butthead Do America; The Silence of the Lambs; Red Dragon; Pump up the Volume; Tombstone; Natural Born Killers; Broken Arrow; Friday; The Craft; The Stoned Age; The Green Mile; Dazed and Confused; The Count of Monte Cristo; Rock Star; This is Spinal Tap; Bull Durham; The Shawshank Redemption; Stand By Me; Reservoir Dogs; Jackie Brown; Knight Moves; The Devil's Advocate; Sleepers; Fight Club; Point Break; Air Force One; Higher Learning; Blow; Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas; Spaceballs; Don't Be a Menace to South Central While You're Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood; all Cheech & Chong movies;

Television:

I don't watch tv. But there are some shows that I actually like: Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Who's Line is it, Anyway?, Jeopardy, Seinfeld, 24, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, Looney Tunes, Ren & Stimpy, Beavis & Butthead, South Park, Married... With Children, Grounded for Life, CLEVELAND BROWNS!!!

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Celestine Prophecy, The Godfather, To Kill a Mockingbird, Of Mice and Men, anything by Sylvia Browne, John Grisham, Mark Twain, Thomas Harris, Kurt Vonnegut, Anne Rice (I loved all the Vampire and Mayfair Witch Chronicles), and especially Stephen King - my favorites are The Eyes of the Dragon, The Talisman, The Shining, The Stand, Pet Sematary, Carrie, Salem's Lot, It, and of course, the Dark Tower series (great stuff, but what a wierd ending).

Heroes:

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