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The Tokyo Bandit

take it off, dickhead

About Me

I'm looking for a place that's gonna animal my soul, knit my return, bathe my foot and collect my dog, commission me, to sell my animal to the bird to clip, and buy my bath, and return me back to the cigarettes

My Interests

Jams, Bass (both upright and downright) music… All types. Jazz, soul, funk, punk, crunk, junk and dancing with my friends on late Saturday nights in the city of Melbourne. Sleep. Seeing my breath on cold mornings (especially Mondays), drinking pineapple juice so my face screws up, buying stickers and keeping them for something special. Boys that are genuine who make me feel good, cuddling my cat (on warm days in the sun) being nice to animals, biting my fingernails (bad habits are my friends). Drawing and painting. Bass to the face. Dreams are fun, scary ones are better because you remember them. I love my friends and I love people who have a good connection with their souls. I enjoy finger painting and being a kid at heart. I like eating popcorn and flicking straws in the movie cinema to make a loud bang. I like to dance. I like to sing. Ripping grass up when I’m sitting in the grass. Rolling dice until I get 6. Helping people. I like being happy and sometimes I like being sad. I like licking the lids of a tub of yogurt, and I love putting cheezles on my fingers and then eating them off. I really like looking at aeroplanes in the sky. I like getting phone calls and I like getting letters in the mail. I like hugging. I like my shoes. I like sunrises more than sunsets. I love teaching. I love learning. I like charmers. The smell of the mosh pit. I like guys in suits, with blue eyes and dark hair. No piercings or tattoos yet. I miss my Mohawk. I like it when trains come to your platform at the same time, one from each way. 2007 is going to be a killer year. Ask for my MSN or AIM if you want it

I'd like to meet:

John Mandeville, James Jamerson, 7 year old me, 14 year old me, 21 year old me, 28, 35, 42 etc etc 7up reprezent

Music:

45 grave, 4 skins, adolescents, the adverts, be bop deluxe, black flag, the buzzcocks, CAN, circle jerks, the clash, cockney rejects, the count bishops, the dead kennedys, the descendants, DI, the distillers, Dr. Feelgood, dropkick murphys, Eddie and the hot rods, the exploited, FEAR, flogging molly, GBH, the germs, groundhogs, Hawkwind, Hollywood Brats, Iggy & the Stooges, Jook, meat puppets, minor threat, the minutemen, New York dolls, the ramones, the saints, Sex pistols, sham 69, the slits, subhumans, T Rex, TSOL, the weirdos, the wipers....Andy Anderson, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Jesters, Lee Riley, The Living end, the meteors, Social distortion, The stray cats, tiger army, Tommy Blake....the Andrew sisters, Aretha Franklin, Art Pepper, Barret Strong, Betty Everett, the blue method, Chet Baker, the chiffons, the conglomerate, the contours, curtis mayfeild, Dave Brubeck, Dexter gordon, Dexys midnight runners, Dinah Shore, Duke Ellington, Eddie Floyd, Ella Fitzgerald, Fontella bass, Glenn Miller, Herbie Hancock, Ike Quebec, James Brown, Jimmy Smith, Joe Camelieri, Joe tex, Louie Armstrong, Louie Jordan, Mahavishnu orchestra, Marvin Gaye, Miles Davis, Ray Charles, Red hot go, Sarah Vaughan, Sigur Ros, Sondre Lerche, Thelonious Monk...Beastie boys, black eyed peas, the cat empire, the herd, the hilltop hoods, kanye west, ozomatli, pablo discobar, Public Image Ltd, Resin dogs, Sugarhill gang, true live, TZU...bad manners, Bob Marley, Cody Chestnutt, fishbone, fun boy three, madness, princes of Babylon, the specials, strange tenants, toots and the maytails.....Against Me!, Ben folds, Bjork, Blonde Redhead, Brand New, Butthole Surfers, Carissa's Wierd, the casual dots, cold war kids, dinosaur jr., dresdon dolls, Elliot Smith, Fine Young Cannibals, Frank Zappa, Gang of four, Harmonia, John Frusciante, Joy Division, Justin Timberlake, Moon Jelly, The Mountain Goats, Near your house, New Order, Nirvana, Plot to blow up the Eiffel tower, Presidents of the USA, radiohead, Ted Leo, they might be giants, the tremors, Tokyo police club, TV on the radio, Robbie Williams the white stripes, wire....basement Jaxx, bonobo, chemical brothers, daft punk, the genie, groove armada, moby, Mousse T, the prodigy, sonic animation, spoonbill.....Funkadelic, James Chance, Ohio Players, Chili Peppers, Sly and the family stone, parliament, Stevie Wonder....The Beatles, Billy Bragg, the jam, oasis, the rolling stones, the smiths, the who....beat down sound, the beautiful girls, Beethoven, coldplay, the cruel sea, devo, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, the Lucy nation....Jack Johnson, the sleepy jackson, Joe Jackson, Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, Jackson Jackson, Jackson Jackson 5..Francois Breut, Mathieu Boogaerts, Laetita Sheriff, Camille, Nicolas Repac, Jerome Attal, Albin De La Simone, Les Tetes Raides, Renan Luce, Marie-Jo Therio, Authour De Lucie, Sanseverino, Coralie Clement, Keren Ann, noJazz, Hocus Pocus, Hugo, Agnes Bihl.... EVERY man and his dog from the delta blues era.And heaps HEAPS more.

Movies:

my own private Idaho, La Planète sauvage (fucking crazy movie. crazy.), Wild At Heart, Santa Sangre (find it, you won't regret it), Evil Dead, Nil By Mouth, Pusher, Made In Britain, Romper Stomper, Palindromes, Happiness, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Innocence, Sewage Baby - a classic.

Television:

chasers war, curb your enthusiasm, the office (both UK and USA), scrubs. thats about it

Books:

The unbearable lightness of being

My Blog

Joey

What ever happened to secret admirers? Are they just stalkers now? If you notice someone, if you pay too much attention, that's weird. All of a sudden you're that guy who sits on the bench in the mall...
Posted by The Tokyo Bandit on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST

Justin

oh god, oh god. Okay, calm down, say something, break the ice, put her at ease... "I'm unarmed"...
Posted by The Tokyo Bandit on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST