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Erika

Insert random life changing motto here..........

About Me

Well If you want to know "about me" you'll read below, (or my 100 random crap blog) So I'll skip the usual I'm a something from somewhere and I like X, Y and Z (So much better then A, B and C....) Blah blah blah, and if you're any good at maths you can work out my age.... and I just realised if you look to your left there's my age.... I'm such an idiot...

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My Interests

General girlie things like boys and music and jelly-beans and stickers...

I'd like to meet:

All the people responsible for those crappy uplate 'game shows' in particular Hotdogs...

Music:

Like listening to some tunes occasionally, depends on my mood. If I'm at home I tend to listen to a bit of alternative, chilled kind of stuff. If I'm out and about and I've had a few I tend to end up trying to find the nearest Hungry Jacks... But seriously when I'm slightly intoxicated I usually end up dancing to tacky pop or house music or sometimes even tackier 80's suff, and then before you know it I'm singing along. Even if I don't know the words... Seriously I sing everywhere. The shower, work, walking down the street, my car, public transport... I've been accused of being a nanna as well, (not only because I usually end up asleep on the couch at 3 in the afternoon) but because I like listening to a bit of classical every now and then... so what it's good to have on in the background when reading or studying... I don't much care for jazz music. Its not that I hate it, I just don't like it, very much. Personally I think it sounds like a blues band that has been pushed down a flight of stairs... And if theres one genre of music I can't stand, it's all that urban pop/rap/hip-hop whatever... 'They' call it RnB. RnB means Rythm and Blues. It doesn't mean roll around in a whole lot of sand or gyrate all over chairs and poles while shaking your oversized butt wearing nothing but a bikini top and tiny shorts that could be mistaken for a belt. It all sounds and looks too much the same... V. sleazy...

Movies:

Anything that doesn't have this kind of plot: Nerdy teenage girl goes to new generic USA high school, falls for "cool" boy who plays on school football team. Cheerleaders "befriend" nerd girl while planing evil pranks to play on her. Whole lot of stuff happens and ends up with cat food being thrown over cheerleaders at prom. Meanwhile "cool" boy has a startling revelation and falls for nerd girl. My absolute favorite film at the mo is Napoleon Dynamite. Love how nothing really happens but there is still a plot. Love Shaun of the Dead. A romantic comedy with Zombies, need I say more? Some other flicks worth mentioning: Amelie, Anchorman, Borat, Bridget Jones 1 & 2, Cruel Intentions, Dodgeball, Empire Records, Gone With the Wind, Holy Grail, Hot Fuzz, Ice Age 1 & 2, Life of Brian, Lock Stock and 2 smoking Barrels, Love Actually, Notting Hill, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, Saw (only the first one), Shrek 1&2, Sleepy Hollow, Stewie Griffin The Untold Story, The Castle, The Wrong Man, Wallace & Gromit Curse of the Wererabbit, Whole Nine Yards, Wizard of Oz, Zoolander. Anything with Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan....Kidding....but if you are reading this Lohan and Duff no offence I just don't like your acting.

Television:

Fully there is some absolute excrement on the idiot box lately that I ended up calling channel 7 and asking for a refund. Seriously, Lost get found already. Or at least find some new writers and dump the current ones on some weird nondescript island. The show would move faster if it had a sloth writing it. Don't get me started on Dancing with washed up D list Celebrity stars or Naomi Robson, and what's up with Law and order: NCISCSI New Yorks special victims criminal intent unit in Miami any way? My favorite show on tv is The Chasers war on everything. Everything this team does is gold. Other shows worth noting: Addams Family, Angel, Arrested Development, Blackadder, Black Books, Bromwell High, Buffy, Coupling (better version of Friends), Daria, Dead Like Me, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Faulty Towers, Futurama (So much better than the Simpsons), Good News Week, Kath 'n' Kim, Last Chance Learners, Little Britain, Love My Way, Red Dwarf, Robbie the Reindeer, Scrubs, Sex and the City, Spicks and Specks, The Amazing Race (only reality show worth watching), The Office (only the british version) The Sideshow (hmmm Paul McDermott is back on telly...), Thin Blue Line, Veronica Mars, Vicar of Dibly, Wallace & Gromit, Wilfred,

Books:

Whats a book.....? Don't do a lot of reading. I like reading non-fiction books about ghost stories, unsolved crimes and conspiracy theories etc etc... Don't really like all that wanky fantasy stuff Must admit I do read a few trashy magazines, think Who, NW etc... I need to know who broke up with who, who's sleeping with who, who has drug bloat and where Britney is flashing her privates.

Heroes:

Captain Planet (he's our hero), and coffee. Lots and lots of beautiful coffee... hmm... coffee...

My Blog

The Crime of the Century

Last night a crime took place....2 people... 1 male, 1 female... less then sober...Location... charity bin outside a Melbourne op shop...Loot... 60-70cm tall/fat blue and yellow dinosaur that says 'G'...
Posted by Erika on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

Dickhead of the Week no. 1

Well I have seen so many people do some absolute stupid shit lately, that apart from making me go 'What the fuck?' has made me decide to start a blog titled 'Dickhead of the Week.' * For some reason...
Posted by Erika on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

Goodbye Darrell Lea. Hello Lort Smith

Yay I finally have a job! A real job. A job that I actually want to do rather then need to do to pay rent.Starting next Wednesday I will be employed with the Lort Smith Animal Hospital as an Animal Ma...
Posted by Erika on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

100 random crap you may not know about me

1. My middle name is Clare 2. I have never found my first name on personalised crap (mugs, bears, pens etc) 3. I look for personalised crap with my name... 4....Seriously they have Brae and Siobhan an...
Posted by Erika on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

Dance Floor Etiquette

First of all....My very first blog.... Yay... Probably will be my last as I'm really slack and will never write in the damn thing...Secondly....I noticed this while selecting my moood, one of the&nbs...
Posted by Erika on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST