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About Me

i like cheese,chocolate,avocado,boys that cook breakfast,handbags,swimming,running,going to the shooting range,animals, glitter, sitting in corners, dungeons, halloween, lip gloss, self deprecation and magical realityi don't like people that talk loudly on cell phones in public places, sprint, hang nails, any form of jewelry that is made for your mouth,anyone that tries to hit on me while i'm working out, a

My Interests

my alter ego,Sekhmetmy power animal

I'd like to meet:

fire dancers,russian spys,water nymphs,porn czars,gelflings, the people that are painting my apartments puke green,male flight attendants,Frank

Music:

rap,r&b,some rock,classical,reggae,jazz

Movies:

anything scary,charlie and the chocolate factory, Donnie Darko

Television:

dog whisperer,spongebob squarepants,sci-fi,ultimate fighting, aquateen hunger force (hell yeah)

Books:

hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world, anything stephen king or edgar alllan poe

Heroes:

MY HERO

My Blog

...........maybe

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said," Is it good, friend?" "It is bitter-bitter" he answered; "But I like...
Posted by laura on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST

Fried chicken,have a nice day

Fried chicken, have a nice day "Fried chicken, have a nice day" is a phrase that can be used to describe certain situations. It originated one Sunday afternoon when I ...
Posted by laura on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

THE DARKNESS

currently under construction
Posted by laura on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

Rant of the Day

Rant of the Day Obesity (move your ass out of my way) First and foremost, let me clarify my intentions. I am not interested in uplifting society. I am simpl...
Posted by laura on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

armageddon

On Armageddon I will be inside with the windows boarded up watching horror flicks. Afterwards I will take over the world.
Posted by laura on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST