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josh f.f

YOZZY YOZBYORNE

About Me

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I am Josh, you are world, let's get drunk and do something really stupid then at the end of the night, SPEW!
I work in Jacksons in Hyde Park, where stupid-ass students spend shit loads of money on our overpriced goods. They put convenience over value and it makes me BERSERK. If you wanna spend £3.99 on a pack of meat that you can get more of for a cheaper price at the butchers, then go ahead. Same with vegetables. There's a green grocer down the street! But ah well, I guess mummy and daddy are paying for it. Bloody rich southerners.
I'm the vocalist in two mentally deranged bands. One called Hellgrind (myspace.com/hellgrindband)and one called Citadel (myspace.com/citadelyorkshire), who were formally called For All Your Wrought Iron Needs. I guess that name was a bit too long.
I still have epic polymath syndrome. I want some whisky. Women are also great. I reccommend you get yourself one. I've got me one o' them. She's called becky and she's got a hot ass.
Drink whisky and listen to metal, yeh?

My Interests

Slobbering over Becky. Slobbering over music. Slobbering over whisky. Drooling over slobbering. Dribbling over drooling.
Anyone got a tissue?

I'd like to meet:


Humans. Not those houmous and pitta bread zombies from Hyde Park. (Though now the houmous box says 'try with paprika' so all these dumbass students who like to do what they're told keep asking me where the paprika is. Fucking idiots. But that's what I get fo working in Jacksons.)

Music:

Consume as much music as you can. Be greedy, and be selfish. Play music too. Be as self-indulgent as you want.

Movies:

Warrior King is pretty fun.

Television:

These days, my TV seems to be constantly on TV On Demand, featuring muchos comedy. Bravo, Bravo +1, and Bravo 2 make quite a few appearances too.

Books:

Currently reading Robert DeNiro's autobiography. It's pretty cool.

Heroes:

The musical geniuses I aspire to, such as Mike Patton and Devin Townsend. And also my friends.

My Blog

Incandescent

1. How old will you be in 8 months?Me? I shall be 21, sir!2. Will you be married by then?Nooo.3. Was yesterday better than today?No, I'm believing today shall be a LOT better than yesterday. Mainly be...
Posted by josh f.f on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:17:00 PST

How do you all know my language?

These questions are all in my language... someone's been spying on me and learning about me. I will find you. SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM:1. a vast array of music2. musical instruments3. t...
Posted by josh f.f on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:54:00 PST

Comfort zones and mild insanity.

Ask me a question, covered in secret little ditties about how you know I'll answer it wrong. Oh, how I am a gastropod! When I get home from where ever it is that I am going, I'm going to run you over ...
Posted by josh f.f on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:59:00 PST

The End Of All Progress

Hopefully there's a temporary solution to the absence of that contentment that's momentarily being craved. I need a vision for a new world order (my own world that is), so I can have a concept of what...
Posted by josh f.f on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

Ramble Of The Insane

So there I was eating a chicken sandwich when suddenly, my room became infested with little green bugs that started gnawing on my feet, and feeding on one of my cats who happened to be laid on the car...
Posted by josh f.f on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST