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Lord Bocks

About Me


Know it all and submit.
Take on the world unfit.
Beg for life and waste it.
Stupid moron fuckwit.
I am Bocks
I currently reside in the student-infested pit of Hyde Park with my chums Peet, Carl and Dan. I am the property of one sexual lady known as Amy Fox. I'm currently spending the summer working loads at the dank hellish nightmare chamber known as SAINSBURYS as well as working on some delicious ART which I thoroughly indulge myself in, improving my culinary skills, becoming a superhuman monster by weight training constantly, and working on my own brand of electronic music we call Human Error. Besides these activities, I spend my time sleeping, eating, drinking and generally sustaining my being. I consider 90% of the human race to be idiots; I am baffled by the way we live our lives and the way we are expected to live. We've created bizarre controls that force us into monotony and destroy any chance of progress; the most horrifically moronic of these being religion. I think we've made some really bad choices as a species. If I had the chance, I'd remake the world from scratch. But naturally I'm too lazy to do anything about it. I have quite a bizarre and scary imagination which I let loose on my art, design and music. My imagination is the most important part of me, and I'll never lose it. I like doing things on a whim; dangerous, pointless things. I live for today. Nothing exists beyond what's happening RIGHT NOW. I desire instant satisfaction and constant amusement. I don't really have any great plan for my life, I don't know wether or not I'll achieve anything, I just want to enjoy it.

"I'll live to see you eat that contract, but i hope you leave enough room for my fist, because i'm going to ram it into your stomach AND BREAK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!" -The Governor of California


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My Blog

I have a dream

I have a dream... to buy a bunch of ride-on lawnmowers, customize them and race the fuckers with my mates. Best. Idea. Ever.     And someday it will happen. Someday...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:55:00 GMT

HOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSEHOUSE

YES YES YES YES Getting a house in Leeds innit. And all YOU pathetic shrimps can come to OUR house to PARTY in the ever so tiny yet leather sofa-clad living room. It's going to be so immensely AWESOME...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:19:00 GMT

Fuck a duck

Ugh. So I'm not in college today. Meh. Last night we went out and got hammered, didn't do anything crazy though... And then when i got home Iwent up the stairs but forgot to turn the outside light on ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:21:00 GMT

Crabs

I've decided that crabs are about 100 times BETTER than humans. That is all. WHERE'S MY FUCKING HOCICO ALBUM DAMNIT
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 17:48:00 GMT

ReFRESHing

 I feel much better now. Just looking forward to tomorrow when we can JAM and I can SQUEEEEEEZE Amy and give her a good smooching. Tis true she is THE most gorgeous girl in existance. And I'm so ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 17:28:00 GMT

There isn't a violently insulting enough word

Right then. I ignored my alarm this morning and missed the lecture, but I couldn't care less. Went in later and had a nice SIT with all the dudes and a pointless seminar. That's where the pissed ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:37:00 GMT

Gollywogs

I woke up on the sofa at 6 in the morning with The Cramp Twins on TV, I was still drunk and the cat was staring at me in an odd way. I can't remember much from last night... I remember having a loud c...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 07:02:00 GMT

ICH WILL DICH

So I had one of those days where I think about how twatty existance is. Such as the fact that we still have to die (We should have evolved past death by now) and how SHIT it is that I don't have the a...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 08:52:00 GMT

ARRRGHH

I hate... -Idiotic waitresses who twat around in the kitchen talking shite instead of clearing the plates. -Smoking. Hideous, hideous SHMOKE. It makes me die, and I've no idea why anyone would like in...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 15:02:00 GMT

Is holiday now.

Yarrrr. Me and Amy are back from our HOLIDAY in Majorca. Twas fabulous. Rather hot, tasty food, FISH everywhere. We saw a fish DIE which was bizzare. We also played pool every day. A total of 31 games...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 02:42:00 GMT