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About Me

Education isn't number one with me. Number one, for me, is to get people to relax about sex. To just let their shoulders down and relax. I want people to not get so uptight and not to think 'I've got to have an orgasm. I have to have an orgasm. I haven't had an orgasm. I've got to have one' or my boyfriends' thinking, 'My penis is too small. What can I do to make my penis larger, or she'll laugh at me.' That kind of stuff.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You've been together for years. The relationship's good, but you look back on the frequent, mind-blowing sex that you had in the early months and years and wonder, "where did it all go?" These days, sex is the same old, same old. Something you do on a Friday night, without variety, without much excitement.Your sex life is in serious need of spice! A weekend at a fancy hotel, without the children, will do it, but that's expensive. There are plenty of creative, less costly ways of turning up the heat.Try role playing. You both get dressed up, go to a bar - separately - and then he has to try and pick her. Or she has to spot him in a bar and make a move on him. Be outrageous, then cool and withdrawn. Have fun.Do a little "dirty dancing". All you need is some Latin music and a few scarves. Think of the great exercise you'll get at the same time.Rescue your sex life from the doldrums by dressing up as a fireman or a policeman. Turn her on with laughter - put on your partner's sexy undies and flounce into the bedroom, hairy chest and all. After all, women often say that a man's sense of humour is the sexiest thing about him.Talk dirty to your partner. Use all the expressions that would make your mother threaten to wash out your mouth with soap - "screw me hard" kind of language. He will be shocked and oblige. Call it in: you get on a phone in the bedroom, with your partner on a cell phone in another room, describe what you are doing, what you're wearing, how you are becoming passionately aroused. Your partner responds with how he could take care of it.The simplest things can wake up a dormant sex life. When was the last time you sucked her toes, kissed the inner aspect of her thigh, licked his chest?You don't need a frilly lace teddy. Use your imagination!

Music:

I love that Neil Diamond

Books:

The Complete Idiot's Guide To Amazing Sex Sari Locker; Alpha Books Sex For Dummies Ruth Westheimer; John Wiley & Sons The Magic of Sex Miriam Stoppard; DK Publishing Anne Hooper's Great Sex Guide Anne Hooper; DK Publishing For Each Other: Sharing Sexual Intimacy Lonnie Barbach; Signet Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask Dr. David Reuben; Random House Anne Hooper's Ultimate Sex Guide Anne Hooper; DK Publishing The Art of Sexual Ectasy Anand & Hussey; J. P. Tarcher Publishing How To Be A Great Lover Lou Paget; Broadway Books Secret Sexual Positions Kenneth Stubbs; J. P. Tarcher Publishing The Good Vibrations Guide: The G Spot Cathy Winks; Down There Press 52 Invitations To Grrreat Sex Laura Corn; Park Avenue Publishing Tricks: More than 125 Ways to Make a Good Sex Better Jay Wiseman; Greenery Press Sensual Sex Beverly Engel; Hunter House Publishing

Heroes:

Ejnor Johanson

My Blog

Homosexuality

Did you know that most people, male and female, have some homosexual (same sex) fantasies?This is normal and does not indicate you are homosexual. It is a fantasy, safe and harmless. Most females simp...
Posted by The Official Sue Johanson Myspace on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:01:00 PST

Masturbation - Female

Guys boast about the number of times they "jerked off" last night; females are hesitant to acknowledge that they have ever done it. After all, nice girls don't touch themselves "down there" and nice g...
Posted by The Official Sue Johanson Myspace on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:49:00 PST

Fetish

Your partner has told you that he or she has a fetish. What does this mean, for you and for your relationship?First, what is a fetish? A fetish is defined as any inanimate object given unreasonable at...
Posted by The Official Sue Johanson Myspace on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST

The A Spot

Some males are jealous that females have a "G Spot" that, when stimulated, results in a high level of sexual excitement and a geyser of fluid called female ejaculate or orgasmic expulsion. Males have ...
Posted by The Official Sue Johanson Myspace on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:51:00 PST