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Anthony

There's always next year

About Me

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I live the good life.

My Interests

other cultures, healthy living, having fun, being successful at life, playing/writing/singing music.

I'd like to meet:

HERE'S ME AND COUSIN FRANK ENTERTAINING THE TASTE OF ROCKVILLE.Rockville Rockers
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Music:

Jeff Martin, The Tea Party, Muse, Ours, MTV Jams, the Pussycat Dolls. I enjoy TATS and Live venues of rock and roll music

Movies:

good ones with good actors. I like comedies, action flicks, live theater, musicals, horror flicks, snuff films...etc

Television:

Heroes, Scrubs, How I met Your Mother, Cartoon Network, MXC, Jams, Hits, Mad Money with Jim Cramer, CNBC in general.

Books:

Reading is for Bo Jackson
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stein
Birthday: every day LOLOLOLLOL
Birthplace: dropped unceremoniously onto a bath mat during a coughing fit
Current Location: closer to a grammar school than allowed by law
Eye Color: bloody-stool brown
Hair Color: brown, speckled with thick, cakey dandruff
Height: tall enough to get on the rides at Coney Island
Right Handed or Left Handed: tug with my right, bag tickle with my left
Your Heritage: my Irish great-grandmother was teabagged by a Hun, which by default makes me a silly goose
The Shoes You Wore Today: patten leather with a buckle, like Shirley Temple used to wear
Your Weakness: an invalid laying sideways with her mouth open
Your Fears: that I will be overheard making the Yummy noise glancing at an older gentleman in a rest area men's room
Your Perfect Pizza: oven crusted with lightly seared placenta, covered with flamingo vomit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to stop needlessly kicking retarded people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Your ass looks amazing in those diapers"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Who is this strapping Negro?"
Your Best Physical Feature: my taint
Your Bedtime: 10 minutes after my tranny movies end
Your Most Missed Memory: being face down in a pillow with whiskey being breathed into my face from the side by my uncle
Pepsi or Coke: hot dog water
MacDonalds or Burger King: MEAT IS MURDER!
Single or Group Dates: I prefer single dates and group scat parties
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever kind Jim Jones drank
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream is for queers
Cappuccino or Coffee: ice lattes, because they help get the logs moving
Do you Smoke: only when babysitting
Do you Swear: I tend to hum Lionel Ritchie songs while I'm being raped
Do you Sing: see above
Do you Shower Daily: I prefer to have dogs lick the sweat off my balls and neck
Have you Been in Love: never with a girl
Do you want to go to College: learning is for queers
Do you want to get Married: yes, to Laci Peterson
Do you belive in yourself: I didnt until my only Son was crucified by Pontius Pilot
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when riding fat girls
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, when compared with burn victims
Are you a Health Freak: I take my AZT cocktails every day
Do you get along with your Parents: I did until I killed them for insurance money
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, because they cause youngsters to huddle under my covers
Do you play an Instrument: I play spoons and the rape whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, but I've purchased it for minors
In the past month have you Smoked: a salmon and some almonds
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cialis
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do prostitutes count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why would I eat a box full of black people who act white?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I store it in my girlfriends underpants
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes. In Mexico, with a donkey
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, on my chest
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: twice in a kiddie pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: 2 babies and a prosthetic testicle
Ever been Drunk: one night while driving Billy Martin home
Ever been called a Tease: a cancer patient once called me that while I dangled morphine over his face
Ever been Beaten up: on a playground by a group of concerned parents
Ever Shoplifted: I smuggled a gerbil out of the store without using my hands
How do you want to Die: I want to be sawed in half while felching Jack Klugman
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dominican drug lord
What country would you most like to Visit: Wyoming
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black and blue
Favourite Hair Color: golf course green
Short or Long Hair: chemo whispy
Height: under 4 feet
Weight: 75 pounds and willing to vomit
Best Clothing Style: torn off
Number of Drugs I have taken: what in Sam Hill does this question mean?
Number of CDs I own: 3, all Huey Lewis
Number of Piercings: both nipples,but accidentally
Number of Tattoos: either a tear drop on the face or cartoon characters on her crotch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5,679
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Heroes:

Best show ever

My Blog

No, YOU'RE the blogger!

It's been so long....something serious must be going on for me to post one of these. Ok, big news. Brace yourself. I'm sitting down...are you? You should be because I read somewhere that standing and ...
Posted by Anthony on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST

Get This...

So I was told by a little hadjie last evening that I had an amazing group of friends and he thought I should know that. That got me thinking how awesome I have it. So because I would never say this to...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST

Thank God for Easter...literally

A three day weekend, designed to ruin the body physically and renew it spiritually. One of the two works for me... Many of us spent the long weekend in a puddle of our own urine. (right?) There was p...
Posted by Anthony on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST

two guys walk into a bar...

...the third guy ducked.   Have you noticed the buzz lately? Summer is coming and I got the fever and the flavor for a fetus. I ran outside with shorts today, I loved it. I wasnt h...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:41:00 PST

a not so saintly St. Pats

I'll start this off by saying that I will offend many people right now. It is my intention and therefore my goal. Stop reading if you are under 18 or have a weak stomach. Or if you are gay. See, I alr...
Posted by Anthony on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:47:00 PST

I'm siiiiccckkkk

For those of you who don't know, when I get sick, the world comes to an end. I am the most important person in the universe and everyone should drop everything to make me feel better. Basically, I'm a...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:02:00 PST

Bukkake Party

Belligernace and Debauchery. That about sums it up...   For those of you who don't know, we had a bukkake party at our house. The second one this year. But now, the cat is out of the bag. Ever si...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST

Thank you

I will make this short and sweet because I know you all hate reading my long blogs. I want to thank everyne for coming to the wine party. I had a blast and I hope everyone else did too. We drank a ton...
Posted by Anthony on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:04:00 PST

another night for the books...doing laundry

ok, so I think its safe to say that we have successfully managed to outdo ourselves on a weekly basis in terms of legendary fun. Last night was no exception...... The night started out kind of slow. I...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:25:00 PST

how to offend boston

There is an overwhelming desire for me to start this blog off. So I will get the ball rolling... This weekend was spent in the beautiful city of Boston, where many new friends and even more enemies w...
Posted by Anthony on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 07:43:00 PST