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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, the Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and Motel 6 managers.
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What to learn about me -
i'm TJ
i'm from Atlanta
my favorite color is blue.
i ride motorcycles on the back wheel
and sometimes on the front
Sometimes I do doughnuts standing on the seat
i play the drums.
am I better than the other rock guy?
Who knows.
I don't care, and I'll bet he doesn't either. i love sunsets
i work out
my ipod is always in my back pocket.
i enjoy my life.
I'm 6'1
i like to party.
music is a pretty big part of my life.
i like all music, yes even some country.
it makes me feel good.
i tend to be very cocky.
don't get close to me.
i don't have a best friend anymore.
i don't kiss and tell.
i'm too honest.
i'm very materialistic.
i'm irish
. and german.
and some kind of indian, don't know which.
i'm a romantic.
i'm very judgmental.
you'll either hate me, or love me.
i won't care which one you choose.

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BIG ASS GIANT DISCLAIMER
One of my passions is motorcycle stunting. I like to live on the edge, and have been riding motorcycles longer than most of the viewers of this page have been alive. Myself, along with others featured on this video are expert riders to some degree.

DO NOT watch this video, go try what you see here, get worked, or slammed into a tree and blame me.

YES, your really hot girlfriend likes that I can do this, and even leaves some of her clothing behind as a result, but don't try this until you know what you're doing.

Parents, don't bother with the emails about being irresponsible about what I post. I'm not a role model. Raise your kids, and know what they're looking at ... Act old, GET OLD is a motto I live by, and that's why I live the way I do. Nuff said? enjoy.

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Before you go any further, and before you make some ass-like comment, I know every SINGLE person on my friends list. I don't "collect" pictures of women, I just have lots of female friends. If you would like to be one, that's cool...but bring a good mood, and don't be an ass and we'll get along fine. :)

Music:

You Belong in 1971
If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Movies:

You're An Angry Drunk
Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so. What Kind of Drunk Are You? Bvr

Books:

On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$1,046,436 At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.

You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?

Heroes:

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
HAIKU'S BY TJ
TJ likes eating.
TJ does not like running.
TJ is chubby.
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TJ loves Keitha.
TJ looks at other women.
TJ gets slapped.
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Where does TJ work?
TJ practices stealth working.
But, I have a job.
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I like football best.
Baseball and basketball good.
Soccer, hockey, bad.
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Do you like apples?
I like the sweet taste of them.
Shove one in my mouth.
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I live in Navarre.
Over in Holley by the Sea.
Do not stalk me freak!

My Blog

the truth about 420

Today's April 20th, or "4/20", and if you or anyone you know burns the weed,then you know what I'm talking about. After hearing many people in the building tell me the origins OF 4/20, I thought you w...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

More idiotic crap

Ok, so here's the way to start of the day......Here's some wacky lyrics to an old 70's Disco Tune called "I Will Survive" in which some woman who's obviously insatiable and her need for something the ...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:29:00 PST

To Arety and her Beautiful Angels

An open letter to Arety's Angels Wednesday, 3/14/07 Dear Arety's Angels: I had a great time last night. Thank you for inviting me out to Emcee your latest event. I love you more than you know, and y...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

What's in a name?

..> What's in a name? What's the HELL? What are you doing? WHY is your name showing as KY Jelly on my page? Dude, were you drunk? Just a few of the emails I've received since Sunday afternoon. It'...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:45:00 PST

Mardi Gras Parade Clarified -

..> Mardi Gras Parade Blog Ok gang, it's been 3 days....the pain pills have granted me a few moments of clarity, so I thought I would take this opportunity to clear the air on a few things, disspe...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST

Great White's DOING WHAT?

GREAT WHITE WILL PLAY A GIG TO RAISE MONEY FOR. . . CANADIAN SEALS??? In February of 2003, over-the-hill hair metal band GREAT WHITE was playing a bar gig at the Station Nightclub in ..W...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Man. Some things are just so incredibly perplexing. I've pondered this for a time last night, and for quite a while today, and am at the point that I would like someone to tell me exactly ...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

MY GOD my morning......

This is the confession of a gum-swallower. I admit it. For as long as I can remember, I have always swallowed my bubble gum instead of throwing it out. This used to be a major subject of contention wi...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

How much IS too much?

Stolen rant. Current mood: amused I can't take credit for what you are about to read. But the guy who wrote it shares the same thoughts as me on this topic. I couldn't have put it better myself&nbs...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

For Ashley and Kelsey

I have 2 little girls in my life. One's 14 going on 30, and the other is 12 going on 18. They both still let me act like what I say matters, but as with all Daddy's and their little girls ...
Posted by www.myspace.com/krockfreakshow go there now!!! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST