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The Quifster

I believe in God, but i know in Chuck Norris.

About Me

i think saying that i have a fucked up sense of humour says it all. Also i am very random and capricious.

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My Interests

Love movies and music. Also like to go tanning, especially in january. Since there was no set location for this: Favourite Quote(one of, that is): In the words of George Carlin: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat And in the words of Blink 182: ......I fucked your mom. Oh, and one more thing: Fuck UT and go OU!!!

I'd like to meet:

(by meet i mean have a chance to speak with..and yes i know some of these people are dead) Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr., Adolf Hitler, Mohandas Gandhi, Mother Theresa, JFK, FDR, Halle Berry, Pol Pot, Osoma bin Laden, Kim Jon Il, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Chris Rock, Mel Brooks, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Ronald Reagan, G Dub and his daddy

Music:

System of a Down; Rage Against the Machine; Queen; Orgy; Nine Inch Nails; Marilyn Manson; Elvis Presley; Johnny-Fucking-Cash; Rammstein; Prince; The Offspring; Blink 182; Blue October (local band, check them out!!); The Toadies. And lastly, i can not stand country music. It is the worst genre of music out there. I think i would rather listen to Helen Keller cover Barbara Streisand than listen to country music.

Movies:

Anything horror + Stanley Kubrick and Quentin Tarantino. Oh and i love Disney's Alice in Wonderland. That movie owns.

Television:

Non-reality. Documentaries and whatever is on PBS. also those CSI/Law and Order type shows. oh and defly South Park, Simpsons, and Family Guy. ALI G.

Books:

Strictly non-fiction.

Heroes:

Fictional: Batman because he was human and still kicked ass.Favourite non-human: Wolverine. Real-Life: Parents ofcourse, and Ronald Reagan. anybody that says that ketchup and relish (in school cafeterias) are vegetables to save millions of dollars from putting real vegetables in that nobody would eat anyway is just brilliant. And last, but most definitely not least, Chuck Norris. I have the biggest man crush and hard on for that guy. Seriously, who couldn't love the son of Jesus Christ himself?