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Prints of Whales

Putting the O back into Cuntry

About Me

Whale facts number 1 -The killer whale is not actually a whale but in a fight could pretty much beat any other fish but would need all its strength if it came across a great white shark.

Whale facts number 2 -Whales, along with camels, ducks and humans are the only animals that rape.

Whale facts number 3 -A blue whale can eat up to 7,715 pounds of krill (small shrimp-like organisms) every day, and blue whales have the biggest cocks on the planet.

Whale facts number 4 -If you skinned the flippers of a whale you would find its got hand bones underneath.

Whale facts number 5 -The prints of whales play fast and hard and they know how to party.

Whale facts number 6-The whale that died in the Thames was actually trying to get to a P.O.W. gig.

Whale facts number 7 -If you cut a whale in half across ways, you get a large approximation of Lady Di's face which can be used to make prints by a crane or helecopter.

Whale facts number 8 -The smallest whale is the pigmy sperm whale. They are deep divers.

Whale facts number 9 (and about time too) - The Right whale is so called because it is the 'right' one to harpoon. It can only hold its breath for a maximum of 30 minutes and does not sink when it is killed. It has 2 blow holes with a V-shaped spout.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/17/2006
Band Website: facebook.com/group.php?gid=5816053342
Band Members: Jona, Giles, William, Alex and The Davey Train
Influences: The effects of alcohol and the warmth that rises from a dance.
Sounds Like: the kind of thing a Whale might like
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Killer Whale 'v' Great White Shark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GaDuCvYbE
Posted by Prints of Whales on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

From The Guardian 16th Jan 2007

Saved by the whaleWhale music was the soundtrack of choice for the New Agers of the 70s - now it's making a comeback. But is it really good for your health? Alice Wignall reports Dont bother Alice I c...
Posted by Prints of Whales on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

All over you at Frickley Hollow

here we are at frickley hollow in august. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm4INDU5Egw
Posted by Prints of Whales on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST

New whale fact

There is a new whale fact on our profile
Posted by Prints of Whales on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

re: whale fact number 3

re: whale fact number 3... http://www24.big.or.jp/~kyusoku/whale7/penis2.jpg
Posted by Prints of Whales on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:14:00 PST

whales have hands

re: whale facts number 4  http://www.tmmsn.org/images/WhaleDolphinSkeleton2.jpg
Posted by Prints of Whales on Thu, 25 May 2006 05:10:00 PST

the blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds

The Incredible Exploding WhaleOregon 1970...
Posted by Prints of Whales on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:02:00 PST

Cup the balls and work the shaft.

After a triumphant gig last night at the Ivy House, more exciting whale shaped news......A new song is slowly being formed in the genius mind of Will Whale. Its about a struggling magician who is forc...
Posted by Prints of Whales on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:20:00 PST

find out if they're right. buy the album!!

The other night Giles and Davey Prints of Whales had the following conversation... G: God we're good arent we. D: We really are, we are in the best band in the world. G: We really are, its a wonderful...
Posted by Prints of Whales on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:08:00 PST