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carla

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Enduring tornado life

My Interests

seeing packs of dogs (wild or not wild) running together, things that remind me of my grandmother's cooking, daydreaming about the way my life should be, riding bikes, spending my weekend nights in chinese restaurant basements, music, fashion, traveling, the beach and the ocean, cooking, dialects, accents, photo booths, polaroid cameras, cat haircuts, diet soda, summer, dancing, pointing out nerds, asking my friends if they've ever seen a nerd dance, finding money, finding quarters. i'm also interested in maps and foreign languages.

I'd like to meet:

Bongo virtuosos

Music:

roxy music, moss icon, bikini kill, gary numan, born against, girlschool, boredoms, floor, basement jaxx, team dresch, lightning bolt, black sabbath, fleetwood mac, stevie nicks, harriet the spy, bauhaus, new order, low, led zeppelin, flipper, mogwai, joy division, entrance, todd rundgren, mountain, tom tom club

Movies:

being john malkovich, peewees big adventure, royal tenenbaums, john waters movies, wet hot american summer, anchorman, urban cowboy, city of god, dazed and confused, amelie, love and death, volver

Television:

sex and the city, simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, LOVE CONNECTION. i wish there was an all love connection channel.

Books:

McSwanky's

My Blog

Second Year in a Row I’m Going to Post This

Okay.The birthday has officially passed.  However, the opportunity for someone to bring me the kitten / fawn / baby otter / lamb / whatever the hell animal cake from the bakery on Houston and Lud...
Posted by carla on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:32:00 PST

Those who have it all figured out

You ever have one of those days when you're blindly rushing through life in a haze?  You step out of the elevator and all you can think of is that article in New York Times Magazine about the dif...
Posted by carla on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:35:00 PST

Itching Like a Piglet in a Haystack

I invented that phrase!
Posted by carla on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

San Francisco: Comedy Gold

Well, we all know San Francisco is chock full of crazies.  However, the stars could not have aligned more perfectly than when I sat down on the bus next to a seemingly normal man.  His hummi...
Posted by carla on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:27:00 PST

OOIOO

Nipponese trump all.C'est tout.
Posted by carla on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST

Jumbular Tron

all those huge advertisements*.*pronounced the franglais way.
Posted by carla on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:34:00 PST

Small Toaster Oven Fire

It's me against the world, apparently.  "Can't I just toast some bread for a sandwich and an England Muffin for my breakfast?"  An emphatic "NO" from the Toaster Oven, followed by flame and ...
Posted by carla on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:50:00 PST

Hi Guys! Christman was fun this year!

What a busy holiday season for me this year!  And guess what!  It was actually fun.  So many parties, travels, out of town guests.  Lovely.Much better than last year, when I sat in...
Posted by carla on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

Lady Next to Me on the Bus Eating a $25 Turtle Shell

WTF???So sick!!!
Posted by carla on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:18:00 PST

my birthday is soon

someone better get me that kitten cake.  it is always in the window of a bakery on houston and ludlow.  i think it's a raisin flavored cake.current mood: bratsecondary current mood: eld...
Posted by carla on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:59:00 PST